Tex Watt Interviews

Things people make on their own with a phone do not belong on the IMDb Listings.

OK so I am actually reviewing this based on a trailer and what he wrote about it but I have to it just looks so bad! From the "film maker" who brought us the "hit cult film" (not sure how he has the stones to claim that when he only released on Vimeo and nobody watched it) Frankenhooker, Tex Wat. (more like Tex What?)

The actual clips is not nearly as funny as the details about them. The quality of video and sound are **** poor and so is all of the "acting" involved.

He gives his cat a credit. All of the people have funny made up names like dinosaur dick smashes. Really? Dinosaur dick smashes? "Tex" is a funny dude. Why is a Canadian guy called Tex anyway?

Best part is under estimated budget he actually put $90000. Really Tex? really you expect anyone to actually believe that? Lol That's at least $89,990 more than you could have possibly paid for this thing. If your going to lie at least be reasonable if you want anyone to believe the hype bro! $90k ha ha!

This guy's entire IMDb page is Lawls! the way he talks himself up as a huge movie maker actor and musician and producer costume designer etc etc etc etc It blows my mind how some people can actually just believe people's own hype, how else would this butt hat get even these somewhat attractive strippers actresses and hookers to appear in his "movies" he tapes with his phone and edits with a basic Mac notebook editing software? Check out his page, dude is delusional about him self and his movies.

I also watched the beginning of his awful homemade "movie" Frankenpimp online because I mistook it for Frankenhooker and I'm sure he did that on purpose. I hope Frankenhooker sues him for copy right infringement ha ha.