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The team at Adam Astra Casting is frantically juggling the demands of the Network, producers, directors, agents and stars while trying to keep their job in the wake of Adam's recent release from rehab, his alcoholic office manager, his over sexed, Jewess casting associate and his lesbian casting assistant who hits on every starlet who enters the room. All the while the ever-present and hysterical Doris Roberts, cast in 5 roles simultaneously, has something to say about everything. The office is currently casting 3 projects: 1)TRUE DAT, BLOOD ( ongoing black sitcom) at Rainbow Pictures. A cross between TOUCHED BY AN ANGEL and TRUE BLOOD. Morgan Freeman stars as the angel, whos an ex-pimp working off his bad karma. And Monique plays his vampire hooker assistant. They will be casting everything from Vampire Hookers to Junky Accountants to "undead" taxi drivers.... 2) NO FINGERPRINTS ON MY HEART (feature film) a gay romantic comedy. Doris Roberts is set to play the mother and every A-list actor is ready to go Gay-for-Pay to land the lead. We will be auditioning every Drag Queen and Tranny in the country. 3) SOPHIE'S CHOICE (the musical) a smash hit on Broadway. Now in pre production for a film. Everyone from Adele, Christina Aguilera, Taylor Swift, Beyonce to Rihanna wants to play the lead. A bloodbath will ensue as everyone campaigns for the role. Steve Mcqueen is directing, Marilyn Manson is doing the music and David Mammet is penning the screenplay. Yes, they're auditioning Singing Nazis.... See what it takes to get even a ONE LINE part on a sitcom. Its a jubilation or a soul-sucking experience. Neuroses, insecurities, raw talent, talentless, dreams and disappointments are on full parade! Watch all the players behaving badly.

Peeling the stinky onion is a black comedy about a grief group. Misfits banging into emotional walls and each other like fitful children.