Superior Customer Service How to Keep Customers Racing Back To Your Business--Time Tested Examples From Leading Companies
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This new book details how to care for customers and how to make superior service happen, and keep customers coming back to your store or Web site. You will learn practical and innovative tips and tricks that are easy to implement. These concepts and skills can be applied immediately. This book is a ready-made, in-house training workshop and step-by-step manual for creating superior customer service in an ever-competitive business environment. Learn from successful companies what works and what doesn’t to help keep customers racing back to your business.
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Superior Customer Service How to Keep Customers Racing Back To Your Business--Time Tested Examples From Leading Companies - Dan W. Blacharski
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CHAPTER 3: MuLTIPLE CHANNELS OF CuSTOMER
SERvICE 49
Align Your Processes with Customer Needs .................................. 50
Equal Time ........................................................................................... 51
E-Service ............................................................................................... 53
Unified Information ........................................................................... 54
Office Politics and Departmental Fiefdoms .................................... 55
Teamwork ............................................................................................ 57
Promote Information Sharing .................................................... 58
Use Communication Technology ............................................... 58
No Rigid Job Descriptions .......................................................... 58
Empower Employees ................................................................... 59
A Word About Security ...................................................................... 59
A Summary of Information Privacy Regulations ........................... 60
CISP (VISA Cardholder Information Security Program)........ 60
Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act ............................................................. 61
HIPAA (Health Insurance and Portability Accountability
Act) ................................................................................................. 61
Sarbanes-Oxley Act ...................................................................... 61
California Information Practice Act ........................................... 62
I Can’t Do That
................................................................................ 62
HIRINg CuSTOMER SERvICE PEOPLE 65
Certifications ....................................................................................... 66
A Word About the Help Desk Career .............................................. 67
Background .......................................................................................... 68
A Background Check .......................................................................... 69
Training ................................................................................................ 72
Are Customer Service People Made or Born? ................................ 73
The Interview Process ........................................................................ 75
Continuing Education ........................................................................ 76
Every Employee Is a Customer Service
Employee .................... 79
A Checklist ........................................................................................... 79
CHAPTER 5: SWITCHINg gEARS 81
The Ambassador’s Hat: People Skills .............................................. 82
The Techno Hat ................................................................................... 82
The Thinking Cap ............................................................................... 83
The Wizard’s Hat ................................................................................ 84
A Spelunker’s Helmet ........................................................................ 84
An Architect’s Hat .............................................................................. 85
A Firefighter’s Hat .............................................................................. 86
A Decision-Maker’s Hat .................................................................... 87
A Mind Reader’s Turban ................................................................... 87
Key drivers of customer service ....................................................... 88
Customer Lifecycle Care .................................................................... 88
Employee Engagement and the Customer Service Center ........... 90
How Engaged Is Your Customer Service Staff? ............................. 92
Empowering Your Customer Service Staff ..................................... 94
Quality Groups.................................................................................... 95
CHAPTER 6: CuSTOMER SERvICE AS AN
OPPORTuNITY TO CROSS-SELL AND uP-SELL 99
The Value of Existing Customers ..................................................... 99
Complaints ......................................................................................... 102
Do You Want Fries with That? ........................................................ 103
Turning a Service Call into a Sales Call ......................................... 104
Asking Questions .............................................................................. 105
Data for Cross-Sell and Up-Sell ...................................................... 106
Be a Customer Advocate.................................................................. 107
Customer Loyalty ............................................................................. 109
Customer Incentives: Buying Loyalty ............................................111
Sticky Web Sites ................................................................................ 112
CHAPTER 7: gATHERINg INFORMATION ABOuT
YOuR CuSTOMERS 117
Where Does the Information Go? ................................................... 117
It’s all in My Head
........................................................................ 118
Legislation .......................................................................................... 119
Credit Card Information and Other Legalities ............................. 120
Cookies ............................................................................................... 123
Who Are Your Offline Customers? ................................................. 124
CHAPTER 8: CRuNCHINg THE NuMBERS 129
What You Need to Know ................................................................. 129
Web Analytics .................................................................................... 130
CRM Analytics .................................................................................. 132
Customer Feedback .......................................................................... 132
CHAPTER 9: YOuR NEIgHBORHOOD CALL CENTER–
NOW CONvENIENTLY LOCATED IN INDIA 135
Failed Outsourcing Projects ............................................................ 136
An Outsourcing Strategy for Success ............................................ 137
What to Outsource ............................................................................ 139
Where to Outsource: Offshore or Domestic Outsourcing ........... 141
Why Outsource? ............................................................................... 142
Don’t Lose Sight of Your Customers .............................................. 144
Service Level Agreement ................................................................. 146
CHAPTER 10: CuSTOMER SERvICE TECHNOLOgY
151
Available Customer Service Technologies .................................... 152
E-commerce Products....................................................................... 153
Search/Knowledge Management Products .................................. 153
Customer Relationship Management ............................................ 154
Customer Portals .............................................................................. 155
Service Resolution Management .................................................... 156
IVR Systems ....................................................................................... 157
Sales Force Automation ................................................................... 158
E-Service ............................................................................................. 158
The Blog Monster .............................................................................. 159
E-mail Customer Service ................................................................. 161
The Web-Enabled Contact Center .................................................. 162
Transparency and Compatibility .................................................... 164
Sending an E-mail to a Customer ................................................... 166
CHAPTER 11: CREATINg CuSTOMER SERvICE IN AN
ONLINE ENvIRONMENT 171
A Web Site Isn’t an Excuse to Hide the Humans ......................... 172
Creating a Customer-Friendly Site ................................................. 175
Your Search Strategy ........................................................................ 179
E-mail Advertising ........................................................................... 181
Create a Content-Rich Web Site ...................................................... 183
The Checkout Process ...................................................................... 185
Customer self-service ....................................................................... 186
CHAPTER 12: CuSTOMER SERvICE STRATEgIES 189
The Call Log ...................................................................................... 189
The Customer Service Blog ............................................................. 191
Attitude and Demeanor ................................................................... 191
Think Proactively .............................................................................. 193
The customer is Always Right—Until He’s Wrong ..................... 194
Empower Your Customer ................................................................ 196
A Service Guarantee ......................................................................... 198
CHAPTER 13: OFFICE POLITICS 203
Keeping a Friendly Office Environment ....................................... 204
Keep Stress Levels Manageable ...................................................... 205
Keeping Them Motivated ................................................................ 207
No Boss’s Pet ..................................................................................... 210
Results are What Counts ................................................................. 211
Creating an Unmotivated Employee ............................................. 212
A Fun Workplace .............................................................................. 214
What is a Poor Attitude,
Anyway? ............................................. 215
Performance Reviews ....................................................................... 216
Internal Public Relations .................................................................. 219
CHAPTER 14: EFFECTIvE PROBLEM SOLvINg 221
Getting Information from Your Client ........................................... 221
Be Honest with Your Client ............................................................. 223
Stop and Listen .................................................................................. 224
Be the Expert ...................................................................................... 226
Take Away the Idiot Factor
.......................................................... 227
Understand What the Customer Wants ........................................ 228
Being the Bearer of Bad News......................................................... 229
When the Customer Asks for Too Much ....................................... 231
Avoiding the Run-around ............................................................... 233
Be on the Same Side as Your Customer ......................................... 235
CHAPTER 15: BEST PRACTICES 239
Avoid Voice Mail Hell ...................................................................... 239
Press One for Customer Service....
............................................. 240
Automated response ........................................................................ 241
Use Guidelines, Not Scripts ............................................................ 241
Angry Clients .................................................................................... 243
Talk on the Same Level as Your Client ........................................... 245
Handle It Yourself when Possible, But Call in the Troops when Needed ........................................................................................ 245
Regular Updates and Communication .......................................... 246
Extra Donut ....................................................................................... 246
Feel Like a Number
...................................................................... 247
More Action, Less Talk ..................................................................... 248
Keeping Up Appearances ................................................................ 249
The Ten Commandments of Customer Service ............................ 251
Ten Commandments of Customer Service for Managers .... 252
Ten Commandments of Customer Service for Employees .. 253
INDEx 255
gLOSSARY 259
BIOgRAPHY 283
Foreword
How often does customer service affect your business?
Probably more often than you imagined…a person who
has experienced poor customer service will most likely
share their bad experience with an average of ten other people and cost your business money. Yet, how many businesses today focus on providing quality service that creates loyal customers?
Over the years, customer service has seemed to evaporate.
Think back to when customer service was prevalent in our society. Back in the 1950’s when gas station attendants would run out to your car to provide you with full service – filling your tank, checking under your hood and providing air to your tires when necessary. (Even if you do not recall those days, you do remember the image from the movie Back to the Future.
) Those days have been replaced with the convenience of do-it-yourself and limited access to human contact. You place your credit card into a machine; fill-up your own tank, and print out a receipt. However, what happens when technology doesn’t work and you have to walk inside to give the clerk your credit card, or a receipt will not print? Convenience is taken awayand
people become irritated. Now, your business is in the hands of how a customer service representative handles the situation that will determine if that customer returns another day.
So what can you do to improve your organization’s customer service? Superior Customer Service provides a wealth of information from hiring individuals with the appropriate attitude, empowering staff and customers, choosing the
appropriate types of technology, protecting customer
information, increasing sales, and implementing best practices of customer service. It is a comprehensive book meticulously addressing the issues and decisions impacting customer
satisfaction and outlining examples of companies whose
customers continue to return time and again.
Providing superior service is the product of establishing an organization that has a core value of customer satisfaction and empowering every employee to honor that value. Too many organizations have silos or fiefdoms and the customer suffers due to an inability to care for the customer’s needs. A previous employer once stated If you aren’t taking care of a customer, you darn well better be taking care of someone who is
and it has been a rule I have followed in my 15+ years of business.
Empowering your employees to take care of the customer will keep those customers raving about your service and always sprinting back for more.
Denise S. Starcher, MBA, SPHR
Denise Starcher is an innovative HR professional with expertise in organizational effectiveness, employee relations, compensation and benefits, and training and development. For the past 15 years, she has focused on enabling organizations to achieve sustained business
growth while embracing change in the hospitality, healthcare, technology, and energy industries. She holds a MBA in General Management from Georgia State University, and a Bachelor of Science degree in Psychology from Centre College in Danville, Kentucky.
C H A P T E R
1 Basics oF
customer
service
Everybody’s heard the expressions service with a smile, the customer is always right, and have a can-do attitude.
We may have heard them so many times that they
have become meaningless, but running a business today is more competitive than it has ever been, and providing the best customer service possible is often the only thing that can differentiate you from the competition.
Of course, there’s a lot more to customer service than creating a lot of trite expressions and posting them on your break room bulletin board. Expressions like the customer is always right are all well and good, and they are important, but one must take a look at what’s behind those expressions when creating a good customer service implementation. It involves creating a detailed strategy, implementing good customer service tactics, and, increasingly, using technology to help bring it all about.
And in the spirit of modern-day management, we have even assigned this process a three-letter initialism: CRM (Customer Relationship Management).
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But even before sophisticated business models and computer technology transformed the art of customer service into more of an exact science, customer service existed. When Mr. Macy started his first store, he made his customers feel welcome.
When Mr. Ford made his first automobile, he did so with the intention of making his product accessible to the masses. Donut shop proprietors sometimes have a pleasant habit of putting a little extra
into your box of a dozen, and modern department stores tend to go easy on you when you want to return
something the next day but forgot your receipt.
THE CuSTOMER SERvICE gOLDEN RuLE
Think of it as a customer service Golden Rule. How would you like to be treated when you go into a store? What kind of experience do you want when you shop online? Do you want to go through a lot of hassle, fill out a long form, and wait for a manager to come out and sign it, when all you want to do is exchange your 40-watt light bulbs for a pack of 60-watt bulbs?
Let’s take a quick look at the history of this Golden Rule, a philosophy that has been handed down throughout the ages:
• All things therefore that you want people to do to you, do thus to them.
- Christian
• Hurt not others in ways that you yourself would find hurtful.
- Buddhist
• That which you want for yourself, seek for mankind.
- Islam
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• Do not impose on others what you do not desire others to impose upon you.
- Confucianism
Customer service, in fact, has its roots in these simple and ancient philosophies. Regardless of the philosophy, these basic rules for living (and for the purpose of this book, for doing business) are based around the irrevocable fact that all people should have dignity, and there is a difference between right and wrong. We take into account how others feel and what they desire, and we try to do right by them when we are running a business. In doing so, we can feel better about ourselves as individuals, sleep the sleep of the righteous—and, ultimately, reap the rewards of our good deeds in terms of a successful and profitable business.
Although there has been customer service in one form or another for as long as there has been commerce, it has been varied in its approach. Today’s era of e-commerce has created an environment where it is extraordinarily easy to compare prices, and even easier to switch suppliers. Buyers have easy access to conveniences like e-business exchanges, where they can see not only what you have to offer, but also what all your competitors—all around the world—have to offer as well, and at what price. Before this e-commerce model came into play, manufacturers, for example, frequently were at the mercy of their suppliers. They had to sort through massive paper parts catalogs and were often locked into long-term deals that gave suppliers, not their customers, the upper hand. It was, in many cases, difficult to switch, so customers tended to stick with the suppliers they had. This tendency didn’t go unnoticed by suppliers. The supplier would not bend to accommodate the customer; rather, the customer had
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to bend to accommodate the conveniences of the supplier.
This is no longer the trend. As Forrester Research notes, No longer can a company lay claim to a market segment and have free reign over the customers in that area.
Customers and prospective customers have broader access to information today, and a global perspective on business, driven by the Internet, has changed the face of commerce—and as a consequence, customer service—forever. More companies have multiple distribution channels and global outlets, and even smaller companies can now compete on an international scale. These factors have made it difficult to set one’s company apart from the pack.
Differentiation has become blurred. Selling a product in this environment, especially online, is a great challenge when there are hundreds of other companies offering equivalent products at equivalent prices.
SETTINg YOuR COMPANY APART
How can you, as a company, compete in this environment?
There are more small fish in an increasingly large pond, all competing for the same piece of the action. The only solution is to find a way to set your company apart from the pack. Of course, you will strive to offer quality products at a reasonable price. But this no longer puts you ahead of the rest; it only puts you on an even playing level, even after you have already cut your prices to the bone. Besides competition from the global Internet, smaller companies, especially retailers, face price pressure from big-box retailers, further driving down prices and cutting margins. No, offering good products at the best prices won’t set you apart; it will only keep you from sinking.
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One of the only ways left to differentiate yourself from the increasing competition is to offer better customer service. Doing so requires a concentrated effort throughout the company, from top to bottom. Customer service is not just the responsibility of the service center or the call center. It’s not limited to those who have first contact with the customer. Rather, it must come out of a comprehensive, integrated strategy that involves every single area of the company.
When customers buy a product from you, more often than
not, it’s a product that they could have gotten at any one of a hundred other places, and probably at the same price. There are three types of impressions that you can leave:
1. The customers had a neutral experience, neither bad nor good. Their product works to their expectations. You won’t stand out in the customers’ mind later on, and
when they need another one, they will more than likely
purchase it from whichever place is more convenient.
There’s no particular reason for them to come back to
you. You have maybe a 50-50 chance of getting repeat
business; less if there are more shops in your area that offer the same thing.
2. The customers had a bad experience. Perhaps the product works as expected and the price was reasonable, but a sales clerk ignored them or they had to wait in line too long. Your employees may not have been dressed
professionally. Maybe the free coffee in your waiting
room was stale and you were out of sugar. Unless you’re a regulated monopoly and customers can’t go elsewhere,
you’re out of luck here. No repeat business for you.
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3. The customers had a positive experience. The product worked and was priced reasonably. They were served
promptly by a friendly employee who answered all their
questions and recommended a companion product that
turned out to be a good buy as well. Your employee
also recognized the customers as having been in before, greeted them by name, and gave them a free calendar.
Next time, those customers will come back to you, even if somebody closer offers the same thing.
BuY-IN FROM MANAgEMENT
If you want your customer service to be the best, your customer service implementation, strategies, and CRM technology must start with a management buy-in. If the top brass doesn’t actively support a customer service initiative, it won’t succeed. There’s a reason for this: customer service goes beyond the customer service department, and for this strategy to infiltrate the entire organization, it must start from the top and filter down.
That’s not to say that the idea must come from the top brass, and more often than not, it doesn’t. It’s a matter of presenting the concept of improving customer service—and spending
money on it—that must be presented effectively to the decision-makers to get their participation. Some customer service doesn’t cost anything extra for the company: It doesn’t cost anything extra for employees to keep a friendly attitude or to go out of their way to answer a question. Some customer service comes at only a very trivial expense; keeping fresh coffee in your waiting room is an example. But some customer service can be costly: Software systems designed to help your entire organization
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provide more efficient service to your customers can represent a major investment, and for this, there must be support at the highest levels.
The first thing you have to deal with in trying to get buy-in from executive staff is the attitude that customer service is a cost center. When something is seen as a cost center, it’s often also seen as an area that can be cut—and is often the first one to get the axe when there’s a budget crisis. "Need to trim the budget?
No problem, let’s lay off a few customer service guys."
That’s the mindset that must be changed, and a good argument can be made that customer service is, in reality, much more than a cost center. It can also be a center for preserving existing revenue, and for generating new revenue as well. There are two areas your customer service department will make you money: 1. A good customer service center is an essential component in getting repeat business and referral business from
happy customers.
2. A good customer service center will know the customers well enough to anticipate their needs. Cross-sell and up-sell, two very big revenue centers, come mainly out of the customer service center. Every contact with a customer is an opportunity for cross-sell and up-sell.
THINgS YOuR CuSTOMERS DON’T WANT TO HEAR
How many times have you, as a customer, been frustrated when trying to conduct a simple transaction that has been made unduly complicated by a beady-eyed underling bent on making
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your life miserable? Said underling goes by the book.
Strictly.
At all times. And the book
was written by people who never have to deal with customers directly, and it was written to accommodate back-end business processes that are, for the most part, obsolete anyway.
1. Your order is held up in the accounting department.
Customers don’t want to hear that their business is being delayed by a bunch of bean-counters!
2. It takes a few days for that to go through processing.
This vague delay tactic implies that your customer’s
order is being delayed because it is on the bottom of a stack of papers on some underpaid clerk’s desk. Why
should processing take more than a few hours?
3. "Oh, it looks like that didn’t go through because you didn’t fill out Form XG7-195234, Part 2-C(19)iii correctly.
I’ll send that back to you and you can re-submit."
Government agencies and regulated monopolies may get
away with this, but you won’t last long in business this way.
4. Sorry, the computer won’t let me ring it up that way.
Computers are meant to make things more flexible. If the computer won’t accommodate a customer, you need to
change your computer programs, now.
5. My department doesn’t handle that.
Customers don’t care which department handles that; they just want it
handled. Two words: integrated systems.
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6. I don’t know.
The worst response