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John Green
“I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.”
― John Green
tags: breast-implants, cosmetic-surgery, girls, hotness, nerdfighter, plastic-bags
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana
tags: aphorism, aphorisms, aphorist, aphorists, appearance, appearances, argument, arguments, bazooms, berate, blame, blast, boob, boobs, bosom, bosoms, breast, breast-implants, breasts, castigate, censure, chastise, condemn, condemnation, cosmetic, cosmetic-surgeries, cosmetic-surgery, criticism, criticize, debate, debates, denounce, denture, dentures, denunciation, deprecation, disapprobation, disapproval, disapprove, disfavor, dislike, displeasure, dissatisfaction, distaste, false-teeth, find-fault-with, funny, hair, hilarious, hooters, humor, humorous, humour, hypocrisy, hypocrite, hypocrites, implant, implants, joke, jokes, knockers, lay-into, looks, natural-hair, objection, quotations, quotes, rebuke, reprimand, reprove, revile, satire, slam, surgeries, surgery, take-to-task, thumbs-down, weave, weaves
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Oliver Markus
“The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: "Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!”
― Oliver Markus, Why Men And Women Can't Be Friends
tags: baboon, baboons, big-breasts-and-wide-hips, breast-implants, breasts, breasts-enhancement, butt, butts, curves, curvy, curvy-woman, dress, dresses, dressing-up, evolution, evolution-humor, evolutionary-biology, evolutionary-psychology, fertility, lipstick, mating-call, mating-ritual, mating-rituals, offspring, tits
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Tara Hopko
“Breast implant illness may have broken you, but you are beautifully broken. Your brokenness is not the final outcome. Your outcome is the reward of who you get to become after the storm is over.”
― Tara Hopko, Let Me Get This Off My Chest: An inspiring story of saving my own life and my journey to self love
tags: beautifully-broken, breast-implant-illness, breast-implants, broken, empowering-quotes, inspire, self-love
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“If choosing the right implant that will give you the best outcomes is your problem, you need to consult with your professional cosmetic plastic surgeon. Dr Sid Mirrafati will then discuss the major types of implants for the breasts to choose from and the specific repayment of using each.”
― drsidmirrafati
tags: breast-implants, cosmetic-surgeon-tucson, dr-sid-mirrafati
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“Here Dr Sid Mirrafati has discussed about the benefits of breast implants and its tips which will provide the help to boost to your self-confidence and feel more feminine & attractive.”
― Dr Sid Mirrafati
tags: breast-implants, chemical-peels, dr-sid-mirrafati
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Mokokoma Mokhonoana
“A push-up bra makes it possible for a woman to show off great breasts … she does not have.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana, P for Pessimism: A Collection of Funny yet Profound Aphorisms
tags: boobs, breast-implants, breasts, cleavage, deception, great-breasts, mgtow, pessimism, push-up-bra, push-up-bras
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“Most people do not know, or cannot accept what they are, and that this present reality is all that there is. The past is just a memory, and the future merely an expectation. There is only one continuous present moment, the now.

This explains concepts such as religion, the afterlife, and reincarnation.

It explains why women butcher their bodies, with cosmetic surgery and breast implants.

It also explains why people make unrealistic promises when they marry, though they are not swans, are not biologically monogamous.

They deny primal instincts, such as violence, hate, and war, naturally exist inside them. For they are, the great pretenders.”
― Robert Black
tags: afterlife, breast-implants, cosmetic-surgery, human-nature, humans, people, pretenders, primal-instincts, reincarnation, religion
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