Nutty As A Fruitcake Quotes (10 quotes)

“We would not be ashamed of doing some of the things we do in private, if the number of sane human beings who do them in public were large enough.”
― Mokokoma Mokhonoana

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“I am not trying to be funny, it is just that you're a joke.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: crazy-quotes, funny-humor, funny-quotes, humour-life, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, life-and-living, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, people-nature, philosophical-musings

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“I swear I've good morals. It's just that bad ones befriend me. I'm a friendly person, you know. But I will talk to them. Believe you me.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: crazy-quotes, friendship-quotes, funny-humor, funny-quotes, goodness-quotes, humour-life, jokes-and-whatever, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, lifestyle-quotes, nutty-as-a-fruitcake

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“Now that I've declared my religion, namely, NUTTISM; I anoint myself, Mr. NUTS, as its MESSIAH. And you damn well bow to our god, Mr. NOT. He reveals that your pal up there too is naught! Dare not criticize the messiah - me! Or you'll be kicked in the nuts by my pal Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: dark-humor, funny-humor, funny-quotes, god-quotes, humour-life, humourosly-inspirational, humourous-quotes, jokes-and-whatever, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, nutty-as-a-fruitcake

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“People who say they do not regret anything in their life, for the next birth too should get the very same wife.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: crazy-quotes, funny-humor, funny-quotes, humourous-quotes, life-lessons, marriage-humor, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, people-nature, philosophical-humor, wellness-guru

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“If I were not a Punjabi, I'd be a candy or jalebi.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: funny-humor, funny-quotes, humour-life, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, philosophical-humor, wellness-evaluation-of-lifestyle

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“I concede your god is the only god, except for one - my pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT.”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: funny-humor, funny-quotes, god-quotes, humour-life, jokes-and-whatever, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, philosophical-musings, religion-and-philoshophy, spirituality-vs-religion, wellness-guru

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“Religious fundamentalists make me scratch my nuts. Makes me wonder. Are my nuts religious, or are the religious nuts? Or what?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: funny-humor, god-quotes, humour-life, laughter-is-the-best-medicine, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, people-nature, philosophy-quotes, spirituality-quotes, spirituality-vs-religion, wellness-guru

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“My pal up there nowhere, Mr. NOT, is really pissed with you. How dare you worship false gods, and not the one and only Mr. NOT?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: funny-humor, god-quotes, humour-life, jokes-about-religion, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, philosophical-humor, spiritual-growth, spirituality-vs-religion, wellness-guru

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“All nuts sit on their butts - do you?”
― Fakeer Ishavardas

tags: crazy-quotes, funny-humor, funny-quotes, good-life, humour-life, humourosly-inspirational, laughter-quotes, nutty-as-a-fruitcake, philosophical-humor, smile-happiness-peace

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