I posted about this movie just once previously, when Todd Haynes first talked about it in an interview back in September -- by now you probably know the details: that Joaquin brought it to Haynes himself as an idea and they'd work-shopped it out and Joaquin was pushing to make it NC-17 levels of sexually explicit. But for some reason -- a reason we haven't gotten told yet -- Joaquin balked and walked. I've heard lots of conjecture -- that Joaquin became afraid of the sex scenes or that Joaquin wanted the sex scenes to go further than Haynes even wanted to take them (I have a hard time buying that one), along with various other theories. But nobody who seems to have real answers is giving them out. All we have is Killer Films iconic producer Christine Vachon calling the experience a nightmare on social media:
Fuck Joaquin pic.twitter.com/vxazIQIrIE
— Jason Adams (@JAMNPP) August 10, 2024
Joaquin has done this before -- most directors have spoken about what a total pain in the ass he is, and he's had to be dragged back to movies kicking and screaming several times. I would say I don't understand why he keeps getting work, but indeed the work, when they get it from him, does speak for itself. I don't know that it would be worth it to me, as a creative person being forced to deal with him, but that's on other people to choose -- I don't have to deal with him, I just get to enjoy the fruits of their painful labor. If those directors feel it's worth the effort, it's their choice. Pro-choice, baby!
That said this especially pisses me off because Todd Haynes is 63 years old and probably only has a handful of movies left in him, and this neurotic douchebag just wasted more or less two years of Haynes' creative life for nothing. It's not like it's getting easier for iconoclasts like Haynes to make movies. Joaquin can go roll around in the twenty million bucks he got from Warner Brothers for the Joker sequel -- Todd Haynes is back to the drawing board, ekeing out financing for whatever small movie he can cobble together next. And I don't want to limit my outrage to Haynes' experience -- he has a filmography of notable masterpieces stretching back decades and a million actors who will happily sign up to work with him. Haynes will be okay, especially compared to all of the nameless crew members that just got dicked out of months of work because of, as a wise man once put it...
Anyway I hope Carol star and Joaquin wife Rooney Mara spent all weekend smacking the shit out of Joaquin -- he has it coming. I also wish the best to Top Gun Maverick actor Danny Ramirez, who was set to be Joaquin's co-star in the movie, which surely would've been a huge break for him, probably akin to what happened with Charles Melton in May December. Go and build a whole movie around Danny for us, Todd!