Sex Thick & Chunky Style

There are ringers in this lengthy (over 2 hours) VHS era tribute to amateur plumpers - girls with almost slender figures. That's because the video's dumb title leaves room for ambiguity with terms like thick or chunky.

The director made some more respectable features for Metro, notably "The Reincarnation of Betty Paige" and its sequel, both starring Darla Crane. But he is singularly untalented, as even Crane's classic fetish figure and acting ability couldn't save the sludge he created as her showcase.

Familiar faces from mainstream porn are slumming here: Tony Montana and Guy DiSilva, but the gals are all no-namers. It's a dreary pro-am style exercise, as the guys talk these Ladies of the Street (they're not cast as prostitutes but certainly resemble same) into coming home with them to pose for pictures in some of the lamest set-ups ever committed to porn celluloid.

Pornanski's "Fat Fate" is on the same DVD, and just as lousy.

Metro reissued it on a three-fer titled "Amazing Chubby Trio" after DVD took over for VHS in the market.