Episode #1.1

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Man: [in interrogation room] One more time, D'Mello. From the beginning.

Doug D'Mello: [sighs] Look, I apologize for calling your partner a dick stick. I mean, come on. It's not even a real word, "dick stick."I wasn't really calling him that. I was referring to a guy I went to high school with named Richard Stick. You know, it'd be the same if I called him Michael Hunt or Michael Hawk. Any of the Mikes. To be honest, I don't even know what a "Richard Stick" is. I mean a dick stick. Sorry. See? Even I went right back to Richard. It was reactionary. It wasn't like I really meant it. I don't even know the guy.

Man: Focus! Let's get back to the story.

Doug D'Mello: Look, I told you. My partner and I were staking out the border with our informant, Jerry Wax.