My New Hot Stepmother

It's likely that Jacky St. James, flush from the crossover success of cranking out soft-core porn for Showtime, will be graduating from the same-old XXX crap she directs with regularity for New Sensations/Digital Sin. It can't happen soon enough, given the diminishing quality of her work, as evidenced in this lame incest exercise.

Even the wimpy title premise is violated in a finale starring the ever expanding bosoms of Alison Tyler. Her overage stepson Chad White can't stand her, so we have to witness some insincere bickering before the Walls of Jericho tumble down and big dick is applied to bigger breasts. OK, Chad is only in his late 20s but such roles call for a young kid in order for the formula to work - at that age he should only be seeing step-mom at family reunions, living a life of his own away from daddy's nest.

The mechanical sex between the two of them is clearly manna to gonzo fans, who merely crave bigness. But this hook-up is taking place on her sixth wedding anniversary to his dad, an event stressed in Jacky's script because Alison is despondent over being neglected by her hubby: enter Chad as a suitable hanging chad substitute. So how is six years as step-mom equivalent to "new hot stepmother"? And grammatically dear Jacky, who doesn't know a masseur from a masseuse, shouldn't the construction be "hot new" rather than "new hot"?

The best episode is certainly that of Natalia Starr - always a great performer with or without her sister Natasha on the payroll. Her tryst with yet another chad, Chad Alva, is mechanical too, but somehow brought to life by Starr's talent.

Romi Rain's segment takes place in the beautiful "Immoral Proposal" mansion: oval-windowed doors and magnificent spiral staircase. The story-line is lame, with Van Wylde thinking she's just a stripper/gold-digger taking advantage of daddy, but Romi looking like a million bucks saves auteur Jacky's bacon.

The less said about the Karla Kush/Tyler Nixon episode the better - gimmick of his girlfriend having married his dad instead is a trashy launch point for you guessed it, mechanical sex by two overworked young thesps.