Bitter Sweet

Riley: [to a sleeping Xander] Hey, hey Xander, wake up. Hey, wake up.

Xander: What the fuck?

Riley: You got some guy at the door, he says your three hours late to a photo shoot. He's got a taxi and he's ready to take you.

Xander: What time is it?

Riley: It's noon.

Xander: This is way too early, the fuck happened?

[sees a naked Cody next to him]

Xander: The fuck is this? Why the fuck is cody in my bed?

Riley: Relax, we had a threesome last night? When we came home from the club?

Xander: Oh, thank God. Ah, okay, listen, I don't want to get up yet. Why don't you come back to bed with me?

Riley: No, you have to go to work.

Xander: Why doesen't Cody have to go to work?

Riley: Because you have a guy at the door.

Xander: Well, get him up. I wanna...

Riley: C'mon, you guys have it so easy it amazes me. You could be slinging' drinks around like I do, but instead you get to go model some panties.

Xander: [he inserts his finger and flicks her panties] I like your panties.

Riley: I know you do,

[chuckles]

Riley: now go get ready for work. C'mon sweet cheeks.