My Hot Aunt
- Video
- 2011
- 2h 29m
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- ConnectionsFollowed by My Hot Aunt 2 (2012)
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Juan Cuba directed this gonzo video and judging from his 100+ credits in IMDb he has never attempted a real feature. With its title and token lip service (wherein a character will recite "But we're not related") to the currently red-hot incest genre it is just another case of false advertising in porn. I got a free copy with my DVD order and that's probably the entire (freebies) market for this drek.
The ladies can't be faulted - all four of the vaguely blonde performers are beauties and could stimulate an erection on Al Goldstein's old porn Peter-Meter. However, M. Cuba's lame format and hokey direction sink the entire enterprise.
Someday porn performers will be replaced by robots (or Cylons from BATTLESTAR GALACTICA) if would-be directors like Juan get their way. Each overlong segment begins with the lady stripping and masturbating, then waving bye-bye at the camera. There follows a brief "meet cute" scene with the step-nephew in question, and the improvised dialog reflects the players left adrift, sometimes challenging or contradicting each other in a format unchanged for amateur pornographers since Andy Warhol invented it circa 1966 for his underground films.
The ensuing sex is also routine, blow-job, various positions, no anal (that would put this product in a different rack jobber bin) and then a cum shot on breasts or face. The 3 guys enlisted for this exercise have big dicks but zero screen personality and none of them is likely to replace big Joe as Sophia Vergara's real-life sweetheart.
Cuba's idea of style is to use distorting lenses and relentless low angle shots in order to stretch the ladies' limbs as they lay down for the camera or to stretch the size of the dick much like Rodney Moore has done for nearly two decades in his boring Rodnievision porn. You seen one, you seen 'em all is my verdict after 4 identical vignettes -only the names and faces (and bodies) have been changed to protect the innocent. In the case of John Espizedo, a tattooed young lad, he apparently sleeps with two aunts in the course of the 2 and a half hours, as only 3 men were hired.
No, I won't be catching MY HOT AUNT 2, not even as a freebie.
The ladies can't be faulted - all four of the vaguely blonde performers are beauties and could stimulate an erection on Al Goldstein's old porn Peter-Meter. However, M. Cuba's lame format and hokey direction sink the entire enterprise.
Someday porn performers will be replaced by robots (or Cylons from BATTLESTAR GALACTICA) if would-be directors like Juan get their way. Each overlong segment begins with the lady stripping and masturbating, then waving bye-bye at the camera. There follows a brief "meet cute" scene with the step-nephew in question, and the improvised dialog reflects the players left adrift, sometimes challenging or contradicting each other in a format unchanged for amateur pornographers since Andy Warhol invented it circa 1966 for his underground films.
The ensuing sex is also routine, blow-job, various positions, no anal (that would put this product in a different rack jobber bin) and then a cum shot on breasts or face. The 3 guys enlisted for this exercise have big dicks but zero screen personality and none of them is likely to replace big Joe as Sophia Vergara's real-life sweetheart.
Cuba's idea of style is to use distorting lenses and relentless low angle shots in order to stretch the ladies' limbs as they lay down for the camera or to stretch the size of the dick much like Rodney Moore has done for nearly two decades in his boring Rodnievision porn. You seen one, you seen 'em all is my verdict after 4 identical vignettes -only the names and faces (and bodies) have been changed to protect the innocent. In the case of John Espizedo, a tattooed young lad, he apparently sleeps with two aunts in the course of the 2 and a half hours, as only 3 men were hired.
No, I won't be catching MY HOT AUNT 2, not even as a freebie.
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