“You see us as you want to see us, in the simplest terms, in the most convenient definitions. But what we found out is that each one of us is a leprechaun, a monster, a cap’n, a tiger, and a rabbit. Sincerely yours, the Breakfast Cereal Club.”
Wow, I don't know how I missed this one when it came out. Bravo,
Ironic Sans. Reminds me of Rob Sheridan's
Cereal Mascot Reunion. Let's just say it doesn't really work out for them.
And, of course, there is the Family Guy version. "Oh, it was a banner freaking year at the old Tiger house. I got a carton of cigarettes. Old man grabs me and says, 'Hey, smoke up, Tony, they're grrreat!'"