Christmas jokes for adults

Christmas is a great time for the family to get together, share dinner and dessert, and jokes. Check out the top 101 funny Christmas jokes. #jokes #christmas

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These hilarious Christmas Dad Jokes, including knock-knocks, silly puns, and one-liners will keep your family and friends laughing all season long.

Joke about Grinch running to the liquor store.

Check out these 25 terribly terrific punny Christmas jokes - ideal for family fun or making your own Christmas Crackers! Giggles guaranteed.

As kids turn to adults, it becomes harder to bring the family together for holiday events. However, there are some methods that make things easier… A man in Scotland calls his son in London the day before Christmas Eve and says, “I hate to ruin your day, but I have to tell you that your mother...

It’s not as magical as you may think. When four of Santa’s elves got sick, the trainee elves did not produce toys as fast as the regular ones, and Santa began to feel the pre-Christmas pressure. Then Mrs. Claus told Santa that her Mother was coming to visit, which stressed Santa even more. ...

What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia! What happened to the man who stole an Advent Calendar? He got 25 days! Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws! What do they sing at a snowman’s birthday party? Freeze a jolly good fellow! ...

... and were met by Saint Peter at the pearly gates. “In honor of this holy season,” Saint Peter said, “You must each possess something that symbolizes Christmas to get into heaven.” The first man fumbled through his pockets and pulled out a lighter. He flicked it on. “It represents a...

Who’s Santa’s favorite singer? Elfish Presley.