Groomer humor

Goid job.. I cant see any either... #GroomerHumour

"I want her to have a puppycut." You keep using that word, I do not think it means what you think it means

As a groomer, I HATE hearing, "You know Boo, the dog on the internet. I want the head like that." "You know that Rolls Royce on the internet, I want my Jeep to look like that. Also, I want to beat you with a stick."

How many dogs come into the shop carrying on and then stop the instant their owner leaves? Help clients realize their dog doesn't really hate grooming. It's just a show!

-Repinned- More groomer humor My favorite was what do you mean you can't brush him out it's just a few tangles..