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The Christmas Hitlist
Short | 16 min | Short, Comedy

The Christmas Hitlist

Short | 16 min | Short, Comedy

In The Christmas Hitlist, Santa Claus finds himself caught in a darkly comedic crisis: Christmas is over budget, and his Nice List is too long. Under pressure from the Christmas Godfather, Santa is forced to take drastic measures to ...See moreIn The Christmas Hitlist, Santa Claus finds himself caught in a darkly comedic crisis: Christmas is over budget, and his Nice List is too long. Under pressure from the Christmas Godfather, Santa is forced to take drastic measures to balance the budget-by turning his Nice List into a literal hit list. The film opens in a bustling mall, where Santa receives the grim directive from the Godfather to "take out" some of the believers on the Nice List. Reluctantly, Santa enlists the help of two shifty, comically oversized elves and arms himself with Christmas-themed weapons, including candy cane swords and a gun adorned with Christmas wrapping paper. Together, they embark on a twisted holiday rampage, targeting unsuspecting Christmas-loving adults and children. The hit list leads Santa to a series of absurd and darkly humorous murders, ranging from candy cane impaling to waterboarding with milk. Each kill is accompanied by Santa's increasing regret and dry wit, highlighting the absurdity of his situation. Just as Santa crosses the final name off the list, he receives a call from the Godfather, who informs him that the budget crisis was resolved-rendering all the carnage unnecessary. Overcome with guilt and horror, Santa faints on a suburban porch, only to awaken and question whether the entire ordeal was a nightmare. The story concludes with a haunting and ironic twist: Santa delivers a gift card to a grieving widow whose husband was one of his victims. In a final moment of absurdity, the widow, enraged at first, accepts the gift card with bizarre enthusiasm. The film ends with Santa giving a bloody thumbs-up, leaving viewers laughing and cringing as the credits roll. Written by Jonathan Nettleton See less

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13 cast members

Name	Known for
Mario Auda Santa Santa See fewer	Convenience Store (2008)
Savannah Sweat Claire's Girl / Scam Phone Caller Claire's Girl / Scam Phone Caller See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist
Luke Nettleton Mall Child / Sleeping Child Mall Child / Sleeping Child See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist
John Algeo The Christmas Godfather The Christmas Godfather See fewer	EverMore pt.4 Emerged
Dawson Jade Jones The 2nd Tallest Elf Ever The 2nd Tallest Elf Ever See fewer	Evil Among Us: Ted Bundy (2022)
Khalif Jahmari Chambers The Tallest Elf Ever The Tallest Elf Ever See fewer	The Out-Laws (2023)
Timothy Bembury Adult Murdered By Axe Adult Murdered By Axe See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist
Savannah Powers Milkboarded Girl Milkboarded Girl See fewer	Megalopolis (2024)
Ruben Vidal Adult Christmas Content Enjoyer Adult Christmas Content Enjoyer See fewer	Stranger Things (2016)
Christopher Martin Christmas Tree Strangled Adult Christmas Tree Strangled Adult See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist
Martin Matthew Christmas Tree Gunshot Adult Christmas Tree Gunshot Adult See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist
Aidan Patrick Griffin Head Crushed Cookie Adult Head Crushed Cookie Adult See fewer	Fly Me to the Moon (2024)
Laura Algeo Mourning-Her-Husband Lady Mourning-Her-Husband Lady See fewer	The Christmas Hitlist