Funny pastor jokes

One Sunday morning in February, the pastor slowly made his way to the rural church in the middle of a blizzard, arriving with just five minutes to spare. He walked in, turned on the lights and looked around. No one else was there. As he was about to turn everything off and go back home, an...

The pastor stood before the congregation and said;“I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news.”The congregation got quiet. #funny, #joke, #humor

A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to church.Alarmed by the old fellow’s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the pastor went to see him.H.. #funny, #joke, #humor

Three Pastors were having lunch together at a diner. The first Pastor said, “Ya know,since summer started I’ve been having trouble with mice in my church. I’ve tried everything–noise, spray, cats–nothing seems to scare them away. The second Pastor then said “Yea, me too. I’ve got hundreds living in the basement of the church. I’ve […]

Jokes don’t always need to be dirty to be funny. You can have funny, clean, wholesome jokes as well. Check out the top 62 Christian Humor jokes. #humor #jokes #christian

She’s looking to make fillets for dinner and asks the guy behind the counter for a suggestion. “I’d recommend this right here, ma’am. It’s new to the market.” “What kind of fish is it?” She asks. “It’s dam fish, ma’am.” The pastors wife abruptly says. “How dare you use that kind of...

The new preacher moves his things into his new office and comes across the former pastor, taking his items out. The former pastor says, "I left three envelopes in your desk. If you ha... #joke #humor #funny

A new pastor moved into town and went out one Saturday to visit his community. All went well until he came to one house. It was obvious that someone was home, but no one came to the door even after he knocked several times. Finally, he took out his car...

A pastor concluded that his church was getting into very serious financial troubles. While checking […]

The pastor stood before the congregation and said;"I have bad news, I have good news, and I have more bad news. "The congregation got quiet. ... #joke #humor #funny

We collected 18 of our favorite church memes for pastors because, let's be honest...we know you've seen things! #pastor #pastors #churchpastor #seniorpastor #humor #LOL #churchhumor #churchmemes #churchlife #churchlifememes #pastorhumor #gottasmile

... he would try to golf as much as possible whenever he could. He would always watch out for the weather to check if there were any days for golfing. Now, it so happened that one of the days was the coming Sunday. So, the pastor called in sick instead of preaching and had a junior pastor...

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A man visited the pastor, a man well known for her charitable impulses. "Pastor," he said in a broken voice,"I wish to draw your attention to the terrible plight of a poor family in thi... #joke #humor #funny

A young pastor was sitting in a restaurant eating lunch. He opened a letter he’d […]

The pastor asked if anyone in the congregation would like to express praise for an answered prayer. Mary stood and walked to the podium. She said, “I have some praise. Two...

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A pastor, who shall we say was “humor impaired,” attended a conference to help encourage and better equip pastors for their ministry.Among the speakers were many well known and dynamic speak.. #funny, #joke, #humor