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Confessions of a Shopaholic 2009
whenever I feel a panic attack coming on I will stare at this picture of josh holloway which seems to trigger some type of inherent calming sensation within me and if that doesn’t work i’ll put on this movie and i’ll typically calm down by the time hugh dancy appears at the hot dog stand but unfortunately this time neither of these tried and true methods had any efficacy and I watched this entire movie with my heart racing like it was a psychological thriller and not a movie about a girl addicted to buying ugly shoes
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Phantom Thread 2017
my entire day is also ruined if people make noise near me or tell me I have to attend a function in the near future
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View from the Top 2003
I see mark ruffalo and the song ultimate by lindsay lohan starts playing in my head so I don’t really care that this movie is fucking stupid and about nothing
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The Lord of the Rings: The Return of the King 2003
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
ok but the real reason frodo fucks off to valinor is because sam married rosie instead of him and that’s the tea
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The Princess Bride 1987
buttercup just standing there while westley gets fuckin ripped to shreds by that giant rat...go girl give us nothing!
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