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waiter | "HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK, SIR?"; "LIKE WINNING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE."; "ONE RARE STEAK IT IS SIR !" | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

waiter

waiter | "HOW DO YOU LIKE YOUR STEAK, SIR?"; "LIKE WINNING AN ARGUMENT WITH MY WIFE."; "ONE RARE STEAK IT IS SIR !" | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

22,215 views, 183 upvotes, 21 comments

waiter

waiter | EXCUSE ME, CAN I SEE THE MENU PLEASE? YOU HAVE NO BUSINESS SEEING THE MEN I PLEASE!! | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,088 views, 6 upvotes

Flies

Flies | OH WAITER... SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO OPEN THE WINDOWS HERE; THE FLIES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ALL DAY. | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,027 views, 9 upvotes

Another reason we can't take dad out for dinner:

Another reason we can't take dad out for dinner: | Sorry about your wait. Are you saying I'm fat? | image tagged in waiter,dad joke,humor,pun,funny,bad pun | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by ReallyGamerDude

1,758 views, 8 upvotes

Waiter joke

Waiter joke | CAN I HAVE A LOBSTER TAIL PLEASE? CERTAINLY SIR. ONCE UPON A TIME THERE WAS A SMALL LOBSTER NAMED JOHNNY… | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

719 views, 1 upvote

Flies

Flies | OH WAITER... SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO OPEN THE WINDOWS HERE. THE FLIES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ALL DAY. | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

2,361 views, 7 upvotes

waiter

waiter | AND I'D LIKE MY KALE WITH A SILENT 'K'. | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,204 views, 13 upvotes, 5 comments

waiter

waiter | WAITER: WOULD YOU LIKE REGULAR OR DECAF? ME: DO YOU WANT ME TO TIP YOU WITH REAL MONEY OR MONOPOLY MONEY? | image tagged in waiter,coffee,memes,funny,funny memes | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

6,558 views, 8 upvotes, 2 comments

waiter

waiter | How was the cow this evening? She's a little cranky. But the food was excellent. | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

1,046 views, 8 upvotes, 8 comments

waiter

waiter | OH WAITER... SOMEBODY REALLY NEEDS TO OPEN THE WINDOWS HERE. THE FLIES LOOK LIKE THEY HAVEN'T BEEN OUT ALL DAY. | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

5,629 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

Scumbag waiter

Scumbag waiter | WAITS TIL YOUR MOUTH IS FULL "HOW IS EVERYTHING?" | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

3,841 views, 11 upvotes, 3 comments

waiter

waiter | I'M ALLERGIC TO WHEAT, DAIRY, EGGS, SOY, SHELLFISH, AND ALL TREE NUTS. WHAT CAN I EAT HERE? WATER | image tagged in waiter,memes,funny,food allergies | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

2,028 views, 6 upvotes

waiter

waiter | WHAT CAN I GET YOU, SIR? KOBE, WELL DONE | image tagged in waiter | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

1,242 views, 4 upvotes, 1 comment

And for dessert, Would you like a Gerber Mark II Knife?

And for dessert, Would you like a Gerber Mark II Knife? | NOBODY:; JOHN WICK, BUYING WEAPONS:; YES SIR, THAT WILL BE A MAIN DISH OF AK-47 AND A SIDE DISH OR DESERT EAGLE MARK XIX | image tagged in waiter,john wick,memes,weapons,formal,funny | made w/ Imgflip meme maker

by anonymous

856 views, 1 upvote