Ingredients:
Paper Towel
Box Of Oatmeal
Imaginary Apple Juice
Mike Lawry's
Water, most important least ingredient of them all
Steps:
1. Put all the ingredients except for water in the microwave cause you really don't need them
2. Nevermind just throw them in the dishwasher for about 10 minutes
3. Grab your water. Put in on a cutting board and cut the water with a spoon, making sure you get all the bones out
4. Get your extra virgin olive oil and smear it in the water make sure it's all tender soggy
5. Turn the stove off so it can get hot
6. Put the water in and let it cook
7. Pour the water in a plate put in in the freezer and let it cook for about 35-10 minutes
8. Put the water the pan and throw in the Mike Lawry's
9. Get the water out the freezer because it's done
10. Pour it in a bowl and watch a little TV on the oven
11. Now your water is complete