Why you should date me

Mike why did you not even tell me that those people where body guards WTF you have been fighting with this same battle because of three years ago you should know I don’t put up with fakes unless they look like you and Brett Michael Wayne junior ToTh does with the sea blue eyes so you got to give him credit for as long has I known both of you will always jump into the shower to handle business because that’s how you to always felt to make sure everything was clean for the next hour

The reason why you should date a translator: You will never be forgotten - they have a good memory.

Who wants to date

lol i said something like this to my boyfriend... HE loved it; even teared up a lil bit

I acted too late on an office romance, and I’ll always regret it.

I should of listened to you when you told me you didn’t wanna date me... why did you have to put your name on that paper to door hang with me...why did you invite me over that night with your tank top and your sweats on why did you kiss me... the night we were laying there you had your head on my chest and you told me you loved me... why did you do any of it if you never meant to stay...

Everyone might bother you about finding the one, but instead of wondering why you're alone, here are the 27 best single quotes that sum up why being single is actually the best thing ever.