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I'm not sure how to say this, but please don't follow me if this social media site is bad for your mental health.
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do you ever want to gently float up to someone and whisper “this isn’t a debate; i am actually educated on the subject and i’m telling you you’re wrong”
shantronathon
Yes and I would also like to gently float in general.
this is the most positive addition that has ever been made on my post
Drink this potion
"I'm so sorry I just... took your love for granted all these years. Maybe there's enough time to-"
"It's ok"
"what?"
"It's ok that you took my love for granted. I gave it to you that way."
"But-"
"Listen. I know that every day you woke up not even thinking to question whether I loved you"
"Yeah..."
"And I knew you loved me that way right back"
Reblogged shinypenguinpizza
"military time" do NOT disrespect miss 24hs she would never join the imperialist machine
Reblogged cauchesque
There has got to be a pun here. I know there is <- unfortunately common mental footing for me
I call it my Pun Radar and it has ruined many lives
Reblogged someguyiguess
i love the never kill your self meme like yeah joy can be found in humble places peace and love on planet earth
that is the wrong gif
never kill yourself. kill that guy
Reblogged someguyiguess
bring back tumblr ask culture let me. bother you with questions and statements
reblog to let people know it's ok to bother you with questions and statements
Reblogged someguyiguess
i had a dream i worked in an underwater restaurant and people kept ordering ice in their drinks and then getting mad at me when it would float away. and i’d tell them beforehand that the ice would float away & they’d be like lol no that’s not how it works just give me the ice. I’m fighting customer service battles never seen before
Reblogged slimetony
if walter white was the scientist from honey i shrunk the kids he would be like “i did not shrink our children skyler. i did not. walter junior was always this size, we named him that because he is so small”