🧓 Boomers love rigid schema.
🧑💻 Millennials prefer flexibility.
🧠 Gen Z? They just want something that vibes.
SwingerDB is the world's first polyamorous database engine—proudly relational and non-relational, depending on its mood. Today it's SQL with strong ACID guarantees. Tomorrow it's JSON over a WebSocket.
Who are you to define its relationships?
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- ... because commitment is hard
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- resolves inner
JOIN
conflicts
- resolves inner
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- (eventual consistency)
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- ... because Gen Z refuses to use anything else
Whether you're a Boomer clinging to your primary keys, a Millennial swiping right on document stores, or Gen Z just trying to make your API aesthetic, SwingerDB welcomes all.
Monogamous databases are so 20th century!