Piano/Vocal

Music and Lyrics by

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LAURENCE O'KEEFE
Accident Prone
[7/31/08]
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as he gave it to me. So my brains went soft, so I held it a - loft for the

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one e - ver loves me? And I die a - lone with cats

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fresh-man mix er my date was Steve. We clear - ly were still a bit young. But I thought,

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whole kin- der - gar - ten to see. And I dropped it im-med - i - ate - ly.

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"First Kiss", so we leaned in like THIS, And I sort-a may-be kind - a might-a bit off the tip of his tongue.

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I tried to think how to a - po - lo-gize, as he bled.

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ra - med - ics made me leave. "OW! NO WAH ELWF WIW E - VAH-WOVE

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YOU!" So they dropped me off and that was it with Steve.

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a-bout five boy - friends; I've tipped one out of a ca-noe. And I stepped

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