Priest jokes

A priest was sent to a very small church in the backwoods of AlaskaAfter a couple of years the Bishop decided to pay the priest a visit to see how he was doing. The priest said t... #funny #joke #story

The income was pitiful, the plumbing rattled, the roof leaked, the air conditioning didn't work, and the church didn't have the funds for any repairs.Then, the priest got a brilliant idea. #funny, #joke, #humor

The Lawyer looks around shrewdly, grabs three freshly baked buns and quickly puts them into his pockets. He says to the Priest, “That took great skill and guile to steal those buns. The owner didn’t even see me.” The Priest replied, “That’s just simple thievery, I’II show you how to do it...

He goes to his local priest to see if he has an answerThe boy presents the question and the priest is completely at a loss of wordsThe question is so challenging that he could not giv.. #funny, #joke, #humor

A woman who is constantly embarrassed by her husband falling asleep in church goes to the priest to ask for help.The priest says, “Look love, if he falls asleep again, poke him with this hat.. #funny, #joke, #humor

I'm a priest myself can confirm that there's pedofiles here. Not me ofc

“Very well, my child,” says the priest, as he leads the man into the confession booth, “Tell me about your sins.” “Well, Father,” says the guy, “On Monday, I was at my girlfriend’s house, and, well… the two of us alone, the house empty… I sinned, Father.” “Don’t worry, child,” says the...

There was an old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess…

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There’s this old priest who got sick of all the people in his parish who kept confessing to adultery. One Sunday, in the pulpit, he said, “If I hear one more person confess to adultery,