For a movie about stand-up comedians, not to mention from a frequent Mel Brooks collaborator, The Funny Farm is stunningly unfunny. Ron Clark’s Farm withers in such a laughter drought, Willie Nelson could stage a benefit concert. It’s also not to be confused with the 1988 Chevy Chase vehicle Funny Farm, but should you accidentally stumble on that instead of this, good on you.
Our alleged protagonist, 20-year-old Mark (Miles Chapin, French Postcards), leaves home to chase fame and fortune in the titular L.A. comedy club. Actually shot in Canada, the pic never lets you forget his Midwest origins. Like a frickin’ psychopath, the beady-eyed Mark approaches strangers throughout the film with an extended hand and a hearty “Mark Champlin! Cleveland, Ohio!” On the street, in parking lots, inside places of business, he does this to everybody. Honestly, he’d be more effective selling Amway than trying his hand at the mic.
You’ll find him annoying as soon as he unleashes his Groucho Marx impression with no warning, invisible cigar and all; this happens in the first true scene. That dislike will increase with each groaner that passes his lips: “You’ve heard of Best Western? I’m at Worst Western!” By the time he charms the club’s clumsy waitress (Tracey E. Bregman, Happy Birthday to Me) into bed with the words “boppo sock ’em,” you may want to die.
Because The Funny Farm thinks itself to be a ribald bundle of high jinks, it needs a villain. That falls to Private Benjamin’s Eileen Brennan as the tight-fisted club manager. Assumedly a Mitzi Shore analogue, she’s (mis)treated as an ersatz Dean Wormer. On and off the Funny Farm stage, we’re asked to root for its roster of comics, including Howie Mandel, Peter Aykroyd and Maurice LaMarche, yet none of them are funny. Worse, these guys are never not performing. They won’t shut up.
Undaunted, Clark leans hard on showcasing their sets at length because he’s got to will this thing into theaters. Several bits he chooses to spotlight had to smell past their expiration date even at the time, from Richard Nixon and Howard Cosell to Fantasy Island and Midnight Express. Nonetheless, constant cutaways to Mark’s amazed mug try to convince us the punchlines are golden. What they really are is something of a horror show, befitting of producer Pierre David, the money man behind the Scanners franchise. —Rod Lott