you don’t get it man… this’ll be the big budget consumer friendly comedy drama prestige television show that finally wakes people up to the horrors of capitalism
The left wing is damaged and one of the engines is offline. We’re going to have to make a crash landing on that dog
Idk if this was intended as a metaphor for American politics, but if the shoe fits, am I right?
I’m hoping the dog is Elon 🤞
This post was about landing an airplane on a dog to kill the dog
the fact that NL hasn’t updated his branding in years is so funny to me. this is a completely different guy from the man i see on my dashboard every day dispensing bizarre but resonant wisdom while playing the most asinine video games ever made
twitter is such a usable site
thinking about the intern running this account who didnt account for the mass psychosis when coming up with this engagement bait prompt
if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die