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Hi! I'm a ~~PhD~~ former mathematics graduate student, once at UCLA. My username is a joke from this xkcd comic.

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The gallery tag
is your friend;
it breaks better
at line's end.
Stop using tables!

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Citogenesis?

I don't think Ropp, Richard C. (2013). Encyclopedia of the alkaline earth compounds. Amsterdam: Elsevier. ISBN 978-0-444-59550-8. copies from Wikipedia. One particular trouble is in the article on magnesium iodide. Ropp appears to mangle our discussion of (Z) alkenes in the MBH reaction, saying: "Usage of magnesium iodide in the 'Baylis–Hillman' reaction...tends to give vinyl-specific compounds." But he also spends a few sentences on some carbohydrate chemistry which doesn't appear on the magnesium iodide page. So I think he's just reading the same sources, plus others.
~~(I'm still annoyed that he thinks cutting footnotes for space is appropriate, though.)~~

I take it back. There are just way too many instances of word-for-word COPYVIO for this to be Wikipedia's fault. Shame on you, Richard Ropp, shame on you!