Arameus

I Don't Hate You

Don't worry, Pluto, I'm not a planet either.

This user enjoys playing darts.

This user plays
pocket billiards.

This user plays tennis.

This user goes on 420chan.

This user plays basketball.

This user is a recreational runner.

This user enjoys skateboarding.

Sellout

This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads.

This user is a cat lover.

This user is not a pet owner.

For those about to rock, this user salutes you!

This user enjoys
heavy metal music.

This user enjoys electronic music.

This user enjoys hip hop music.

This user enjoys R&B and soul music.

This user enjoys country music.

80s

This user rocks out to totally rad 80s new wave music.

This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really — matter of fact it's all dark.

In the car, no-one can hear this user sing. (Thankfully).

This user plays the recorder.

This user plays the guitar.

This user listens to NPR.

This user is a fan of The Howard Stern Show.

GB

This user is a fan of The Glenn Beck Program

This user does not like Western movies.

^_^

This user is interested in anime and manga.

This user supports the colorization of black and white movies.

This user enjoys Bollywood films.

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

WotW

This user knows that the last war on Earth won't be started by man.

V

This user should not be afraid of the government, the government should be afraid of this user.

This user politely asks you to stop blowing holes in my ship!

This user knows 
"...there is no spoon".

This user took the red pill, not the blue pill.

Kong

This user could lick the world.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

DD

They made this user do it.

Clerks.

This user is not even supposed to be here today!

This user is a fan of the Austin Powers film series. Yeah, baby, yeah!

TDS

This user watches the most trusted name in fake news.

This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines.

This user watches C-SPAN.

This user has been assimilated. Resistance is futile.

Q

This user is an omnipotent member of the Q Continuum.

This user demands you
respect my authoritah!

FG

This user thinks Family Guy is freakin' sweet.

Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama!

ATHF

This user knows that Aqua Teen Hunger Force is #1 in the hood, G.

SEIN

This user is obsessed with Seinfeld... not that there's anything wrong with that!

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MITM

This user knows "you're not the boss of me now."

M.D.

This user watches House.

CG

This user's alignment is Chaotic Good: the "Rebel."

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user was, and still is, a Tetris wizard.

This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series.

iron fist

This user is a Tekken player

This user plays the Star Fox series.

SC3K

This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

This user plays the Pokémon RPGs and other related video games.

This user plays Pac-Man.

Nintendo

This user supports Nintendo.

This user plays games in the Super Mario series.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user plays games on the Nintendo DS portable console.

This user plays games on the Nintendo GameCube console.

S₁

This user is a Scrabble player.

This user is attacking you with all three dice.

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a checkers player.

This user just sank your battleship.

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CrBr

This user has eaten at Cracker Barrel more times than in their own kitchen.

This user eats at Taco Bell.

This user is a Pizza Hutter.

This user eats at McDonald's.

This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at Burger King.

This user likes pie.

This user eats cookies.

This user eats candy corn.

This user eats quesadillas.

This user loves to eat pizza.

This user loves
donuts.

This user is a waffle eater.

This user prefers rare steak.

This user loves hamburgers.

This user likes to eat chicken parmesan.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats watermelon.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user eats chili.

This user likes a little bit of food with their red pepper.

This user eats pears.

This user eats bananas.

This user eats apples.

This user practically inhales jalapeños.

This user loves eating carrots.

This user eats bagels.

This user likes
TABASCO pepper sauce .

IP

This user's IP is 68.192.218.75.

56k

This user has a 56k modem connection.

This user contributes using a gaming console.

This user contributes using Linux.

C:\>_

This user uses DOS, or knows how to use it.

OSrc

This user contributes to Open Source projects.

This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.

This user contributes using Opera.

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.

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IRC

This user uses mIRC for chatting on IRC.

This user uses MSN Hotmail as a primary email service.

This user maintains a facebook profile. +

This user's AOL Instant Messenger screenname is Romanonymous.

@

This user can be reached by email at maxwell@partyvan.info.

C

Arameus supports the Constitution Party.

GPUS

This user supports the Green Party of the United States.

PG

This user is a contributor to Project Gutenberg

This user knows
Magneto was right.

G	This user is a Gryffindor.

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

This user's homeworld is mostly harmless.

Big Brother is watching this user.

This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys.

This user's personal hero is Carl Sagan.

This user is a libertarian.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity.

This user believes in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter.

This user supports the reunification of the Republic of Ireland and Northern Ireland.^‡

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This user thinks Wikimedia deserves the Nobel Peace Prize

This user wants ZERO net carbon emissions from human activity.^†

This user is against the war on drugs.

This user is drug-free.

This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden.

This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

Wikipedia is not censored for minors.*

This user is opposed to online censorship.*

猴

This user was born in the year of the Monkey.

This user is an Aquarian.

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.

This user has never left the Western Hemisphere.

This user doesn't mess with Texas!

This user is interested in the U.S. State of New York.

This user has visited Arizona.

This user is proud to be
American.
May God bless this country!

This user is a barista.

This user LOVES you!!!

YOU

This user is married to Stephanie Hansen.

BRO

This user has a Big Brother

SIS

This user has a Big Sister.

This user is not a biological parent.

This user is of German ancestry.

This user is a dolphin, or of delphine ancestry.

This user is an Anglophile.

This user is American; recognized ancestry ends at the border.

This user is male.

This user has green eyes.

Ø

This user is a recluse.

This user supports a mother's right to breastfeed in public.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

cAPS

CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

AIM-Able

This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not seriously use it. Ever.

This user contributes using American English.

which
that

This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably.

whom

This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever they see.

man-
kind

Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct.

…in.

Ending a sentence with a preposition is something that this user is okay with.

by

The passive voice may be used by this user.

to¦go

This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.

snuk

This user says snuck.

they

This user considers singular they standard English usage.

C-0

This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C).

BASIC

This user can program in BASIC.

mysql

This user uses MySQL queries to locate car keys.

This user is still alive.

Link

This user is so hungry they could eat an Octorok.

This user once loved Grand Theft Auto.

This user plays Dance Dance Revolution.

This user still enjoys playing
games on the NES.

Camping: It's a legitimate strategy .

This user is a fan of
first-person shooters.

42

This user has the answer to Life, The Universe, and Everything.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

Star Trek

This user thinks that Star Trek is better than-ugh- Star Wars

This user is right-handed.

This user does not smoke.

This user is car-free.^‡

This user enjoys Classical music.

This user enjoys hip-hop and R&B music.

This user enjoys pop music.

This user prefers Windows, but still sees the advantages of Macs.

This user contributes using Notepad.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

YA

This user is a young adult.

This user was born in the United States of America.

This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive.

This user is a cat lover.

This user supports a free Tibet.^‡

This user has been on Wikipedia for 14 years, 11 months and 11 days.

18

This user is 18 years old.

This user lives or hails
from Sacramento.

WARNING! This user sleeps a lot.

This user lives for black olive pizza.

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user is a frequent poster at 4chan.

This user has a channel on YouTube.

G

This user prefers Google over Yahoo.

Y

This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.

.me

This user has an email account with their own domain name.

B	This user's favourite colour is Blue.

This user still remembers these.

This user would like to know what a black hole looks like from inside, but doesn't want to investigate it personally.

This User contributes using Google Chrome

Fz

This user uploads websites with FileZilla.

This user contributes using Ubuntu.

This user supports The Pirate Bay.