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Userboxes

Unquestionable Nonsense

For some reason this user always chooses the lift that doesn't want to go anywhere.

Iи Sоviэт Яцssiд, Цsэяьож дdd УОЦ!!

"Surely this user can't be serious?"

The ancestors of this user hunted
mammoth and mastodon.
So how was your day?

The sanity of this user has been disputed. Refer to the talk page to discuss this topic.

This user abides.

This user activates the Stargate to invade other planets.

This user ain't right!

Paul is Dead

This user buried Paul

This user can’t sleep, clown’ll eat me.

This user DOES like Green Eggs and Ham.

This user enjoys thinking in Four Dimensions.

Ants

This user, for one, welcomes our new Insect Overlords.

This user gets knocked down, but gets back up again

CHL

This user has a failure to communicate.

This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet...

This user is an explosive.

Hans

This user is Gay for Moleman.

BrBa

This user is the one who knocks!

Star
Wars

This user is a part of the Rebel Alliance and a traitor.

d'oh!

This user is a possible Homer Sexual.

This user is rated 'NC-17' by the Motion Picture Association.

This user is a scary Ghost.

Dark

This user is a Sith Lord.

This user is a stub. Please help this user expand by feeding.

This user is visiting from an alternate universe.

SC

This user knew not to pick on Angela Baker.

This user knows just enough about computers to be dangerous.

This user knows that penguins are evil!

DS

This user knows you can't fight in the War Room.

This user owns these lightsabers.

This user does own these lightsabers, even though they never appear in the movies. Gwahaha!

This user pretends ignorance and stupidity for tactical reasons.

This user puts the lotion on its skin.

Cryptids

This user thinks that Jackalope tastes more like chicken than like deer or rabbit.

This user survived the Great Tribulation and all they have to show for it is this stupid userbox.

This user used to live on Earth, but didn't like it much, so they left.

This user wants to grow a 1920s villain-style mustache. Bwahahaha!

This user wears their Sunglasses at Night.

This user willingly sold Shmi. Then they were killed by Darth Maul in a non-canon universe. YAY!

wow such doge

Sexuality

This user considers red hair to be attractive.

This user dislikes pornography.

This user enjoys pornography.

This user identifies as heteroflexible.

This user is heteroromantic.

This user identifies as polyamorous.

This user loves beautiful women.

Politics

This user is a libertarian socialist.

This user identifies as an
Anarcho-Syndicalist.

This user is an Anarcho-Communist.

This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government
—in theory.

This user is anti-capitalist.

This user is an anti-consumerist.

This user believes in a non-partisan, direct democracy.

This user believes that if voting changed anything, it would be made illegal.

This user is against terrorism.

This user believes torture is usually wrong, but can be justified under the ticking time bomb scenario.

This user despises all dictators.

Communism killed 100,000,000 people and all I got was this lousy userbox.

This user promotes efforts to counter
climate change

This user supports the taxation of pollution.

This user is an environmentalist.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user supports the genetic modification of plants and animals.

This user doesn't like Nazis.

    User:UBX/Idiocracy

This user is an internationalist.

This user wants to tax the rich to provide health care, education and welfare for everyone._†

$ £
¥ €

RL

This user is on the religious left.

HR

This user supports Human rights over individual rights.

This user is an egalitarian.

This user knows that all groups, however crazy they may be, have just as much a right to free speech as anybody else and WILL NOT TOLERATE "hate speech" laws or attempts to prevent people from expressing their views.

This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.^‡

This user believes contraceptives should be freely available to everyone.

~~Animal cruelty~~

This user opposes animal rights, but opposes animal cruelty.

This user thinks that Bullfighting should be extinct.

This user supports the rights of all people to resist colonisation and imperialism.

This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly.

This user supports the ban on smoking in public places.

This user does not use drugs, but figures people should be able to use recreational drugs in their own home if they're responsible about it.

This user believes the world would be a better place if everyone had access to a quality, free education.

Eu

This user supports euthanasia and believes people have the right to die if they so choose.

Su

This user supports gun regulation, but not an outright ban on the civilian ownership of guns.

This user believes in gender equality.

This user supports equal rights for queer people.

This user believes that people should use the bathroom for the gender that they identify as.

    User:Toa Nidhiki05/Userboxes/LGBT3

This user thinks marriage is a choice between two individuals and believes the government should stay out of marriage.

This user is opposed to
political censorship.

PC	This user believes political correctness was created in good intentions, but is often overused, misused, or taken way out of context.

Thxs usxr thxnks chxnging the spxllings of wxrds to "avxd offxnding pxple" is ridiculxs.

This user is an anti-racist striving for a non-racial society.

This user supports
universal health care.

This user thinks nationalism is outdated.

This user supports secessionist and autonomist groups so long as a majority of the people living within the region in question support secession or further autonomy, that it is achieved through nonviolent means only and that the minority that do not support independence are treated with respect.

This user believes that the borders of African Countries should be redrawn to reflect the nations and tribes of Africa. ^†

This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share.

This user believes that except in extreme circumstances, starting a war is one of the worst things a country can do.

This user is against involuntary military service.

This user, while generally preferring non-violence, is not a pacifist.

This user wishes humans would just get rid of their overly destructive weapons.

Philosophy & Spirituality

This user is a Liberal Christian.

This user claims no Denominational affiliation. This user is a Christian.

This user is a Christian, but tries not to be a hypocritical, judgmental, Bible-thumping idiot.

This user believes in Trinitarian Christian Universalism or universal reconciliation

This user is a
Christian humanist

This user loves Jesus Christ.

This user believes Jesus is still relevant in modern times.

This user believes that evolution doesn't have to conflict with Christianity.

This user recommends the
New Revised Standard Version

This user is religious.

This user is a religious pluralist.

This user is a Syncretist.

This user is a mystic.

This user is a skeptic.

agn +
god(s)

This user is an agnostic theist.

This user holds panentheistic views.

This user understands that just like flowers under sun rays, life blossoms with Divine grace.

This user believes in Karma.

This user is a moral universalist.

This user believes that the universe began with a big bang when God said, Let there be light.

This user believes that we live in a multiverse.

This user believes GOD saves everyone - including YOU!

This user would argue that, quite clearly, God cannot be both benevolent and omnipotent.

This user accepts all Religious and Scientific claims as viable forms of explaining the Universe, but just thinks they are at different levels of Understanding

respect

This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path.

This user, as did Carl Jung, likes mythology.

This user believes in the separation of church and state.

    User:BillCJ/UBX/atheism Is Harmful

no fun

This user would argue that, despite its name, there is hardly any "fun" at all in fundamentalism...!

This user is sick and tired of religion being scapegoated for any and all of the world's problems.

This user believes the world would be a happier, safer and saner place if everyone respected everyone else's freedom of belief.

This user's spiritual beliefs
are complex and personal.

This user believes Groupthink is the most dangerous aspect of the human psyche. Who's with me?

This user believes that all men are created equal.

This user believes that
alternative facts
are damnable lies.

This user believes that
life is good.

This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.

This user is interested in Buddhism.

This user is interested in Existentialism, particularly Christian existentialism.

This user is interested in Gnosticism

This user is interested in Hinduism.

This user is interested in the
history of Christianity.

This user is interested in the human soul or spirit.

This user is interested in issues related to religious pluralism.

This user is interested in
philosophy.

reincarnation

This user is interested in
reincarnation.

This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as a metaphysical or theological phenomenon.

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in spirituality.

God

This user is interested in theism.

This user is interested in Zoroastrianism.

Hanlon's Razor

This user never attributes to malice that which is best explained by stupidity. ^†

rand

This user opposes Ayn Rand's objectivist philosophy.

This user thinks, therefore he exists.

This user values Faith and Reason

This user values synchronicity.

...

This user wishes to study more religions.

Nationality & Heritage

This user is proud to be a
Canadian !

This user is of Armenian ancestry.

This user is of Austrian ancestry.

This user is of Dutch ancestry.

This user is of French ancestry.

This user is of Italian ancestry.

This user is of multiple ancestries.

General Info

♂

This contributor to Wikipedia is male.

This user has astigmatism.

This user has brown hair.

This user has green eyes.

This user has an innie navel.

This user is mixed-handed.

This user is single.

Diet

BAM!

This user believes that gaaahhhlic is a beautiful thing!

This user eats cheese.

This user loves to eat fries, or chips.

This user eats poutine.

This user loves pizza.

This user loves sausages.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user will eat fish raw.
Here fishy, fishy, fishy.

This user would gladly pay you Tuesday for a hamburger today.

X x

This user's favorite letter in the English alphabet is X .

This user likes both cats and dogs

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user likes big dogs, and cannot lie... (though they do NOT like the song this userbox is based on!)

This user owns one or more dogs.

This user loves Beagles.

This user loves bees.

This user thinks that moths are cool.

This user dislikes
mosquitos.

This user loves venomous snakes.

This user likes dinosaurs.

This user never wants to see the image on the left again.

This user knows that birds are dinosaurs.

This user has insomnia.

This user believes that the universe began with a big bang when God said, Let there be light.

This user is interested in spirituality.

This user believes the First Amendment was written to protect freedom of religion, not abolish it.

This user can make The Spinning Dancer turn both ways.

This user enjoys watching pointless animations.

This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights.

._.

This user sometimes watches anime.

アニメ
sub

This user prefers to watch
their anime subbed.

This user is an art lover.

This user is an amateur artist.

This user writes
fan fiction.

FAN

This user knows the difference between beauty and trash.

This user enjoys writing.

This user does not know how to drive a car.

This user enjoys an ad-free internet thanks to Adblock Plus.

This user doesn't use Internet Explorer and uses Google Chrome, but has not uninstalled Internet Explorer.

This user's favourite colour is red.

Green is one of this user's favourite colours.

BLUE

This user loves Blue.

Tl	This user likes the color teal.

This user dreams in color.

This user likes Colours!!

This user thinks the dress is black and blue!

Com-2

This user is at an intermediate comedic level. They can back slap with the best of them.

B

This user is a fan of black or dark comedy.

S

This user is a fan of surreal comedy.

This user believes in freedom of all types of information for all.

This user believes copyright laws are harmful and that RE, sharing and modifying are inalienable rights.

This user still remembers these.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

≥5	This user contributes with a computer 5 years old or more.

This user would rather drink tea than coffee.

This user drinks both Pepsi and Coca Cola.

C₂H₅OH-2

This user drinks occasionally.

This user abstains from
all forms of tobacco.

This user believes that one should never stop feeding one's brain.

~~School~~

This user doesn't like school.

This user loves knowledge.

This user didn’t finish high school.

This user is a jaded optimist.

This User loves to share "L-O-V-E"

This user is unhappy.

This user suffers from insomnia.

:(

This user wishes there were more userboxes on Wikipedia.

...

At any given moment, this user is likely to be bored, hungry, or sleepy.

This user believes in being good.

en

This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user honours
William Shakespeare for exhilarating the English language.

Majority ≠ right

This user recognizes that even if 300,000,000 people make the same mistake, it's still a mistake.

they

This user frequently uses singular they as it is a handy gender-neutral pronoun.

wyf-
man

This user understands grammatical gender historically preceded and is independent of natural gender.

Ain't

This user believes that ain't is a proper word to use in place of a contraction of a verb and a pronoun. Ain't that right?

couldn't've

This user believes that couldn't've would make a perfectly fine word.

y'all

This user thinks y'all serves a useful purpose as a second-person plural pronoun, and would like to see y'all use it more often.

ubiquitous ≠ widespread

This user asserts that the more common word is often not the most precise.

snuk

This user says snuck.

to
too
two

This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.

than
then

This user understands the difference between using "than" and "then."

their
there
they're

This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they're worse than their own children at spelling!

your
you're

This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help.

its & it's

This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you.

~~ain't nobody~~

This user hates seeing double negatives clutter up the English language. He/she wants to stomp it out no matter what it takes.

A, B, and
A and B

This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing.

"…"

This user favours typewriter style quotation marks over typographic ones.

"...,"

For quotation marks, this user would rather use "American punctuation."

…

This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

Z

This user calls it zee.

Z

This user calls it zed.

Mix

This user has been influenced by too many dialects of English to use one orthography, vocabulary and grammar consistently.

their, to, your, its, ...

This users english is far from being perfect!.

This user believes that a tomato is biologically a fruit, but socially a vegetable.

This user loves the many varieties of capsicum.

This user prefers red grapes over green grapes.

This user eats raspberries.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats watermelon.

This user loves pasta.

This user loves bacon!

This user loves to eat beef.

THIS USER LOVES ANIMALS ! ! !
They're delicious...

This user loves cheesecake.

This user likes pie.

This user likes doughnuts.

This user eats chocolate.

This user prefers white chocolate

This user likes
Chocolate Chip Cookies.

This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

ORG

This user would rather eat
organic food
than tampered-with food

This user ❤ spicy foods

This user is an omnivore.

This user enjoys sampling cuisines from all over the world.

Melange

This user has a spice addiction.

This user has a Rubik's Cube,
and it looks very similar to
←— that one (unsolved)!

This user can't solve a Rubik's Cube.

This user still enjoys the
Nintendo 64.

This user still enjoys playing the Super Nintendo Entertainment System.

This user enjoys computer and video game music outside gaming.

Diff E

This user plays Video Games on Easy or the lowest difficulty available.

This user believes that video games are not as dangerous as parental ignorance of the rating system.

+

This user enjoys playing retro games.

This user's favorite character from the Mario series is Mario.

Live after death

This user supports Body donation after death

This user respects women and rejects any violence against women.

This user is against smoking.

This user supports stem cell research.

This user suffers from hay fever.

OCD

This user lives with obsessive–compulsive disorder.

This user has social anxiety.

This user has depression.

This user lives with seasonal affective disorder.

This user is an Internet addict
and is ashamed of it.

This user is interested in occult history.

This user is interested in the
history of Christianity.

This user is interested in
alternate history.

This user is interested in ancient Egypt.

This user is interested in the Ancient American civilizations.

This user is interested in beauty.

Do not come to this user while wearing a tinfoil hat.

This user loves someone who doesn't know this user exists.

NULL LOL

This user has absolutely no life. +

This user supports the right of all women to go without a top at the beach, the local pool, or in public.

This user is a naturist.

This user spends most of his free time thinking about random things...

This user is a mystic.

This user admires all expressions of nature.

This user puts the trash in the right place.

This user enjoys photography.

This user prefers black-and-white photography.

This user is interested in ancient monuments.

This user loves to read.

This user prefers Blu-ray over DVD. ±

This user prefers DVD over VHS. ±

This user remembers VHS. ±

This user supports
renewable energy.

This user recycles waste when possible.

This user loves the environment and wants to protect it.

This user supports the use of nuclear power.

This user enjoys overcast weather.

This user loves rainy days.

This user loves the Spring.

B

This user keeps a weblog at Blogger.

This user uses Gmail as a primary email service.

This user does not "Like" Facebook.

This user has an

account.

TVT

TV Tropes has ruined my life.*

This user browses DeviantArt

This user has a YouTube account.

This user's Internet service provider is TELUS.

Y

This user is a member of
Generation Y.

This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know.

This user is alive!

0

This user currently has
no spouse.

0

This user has no children.

NEW
LIFE

This user needs and wishes they had a life.

math-1

This user can contribute with basic mathematical skills.

no maths

This user finds maths incredibly boring...

This user enjoys optical illusions, especially the impossible constructions of M.C. Escher.

This user enjoys reading fiction.

This user enjoys works of
Horror.

This user is interested in Gothic literature.

1.618...

This user is under the influence of Philip K. Dick.

SK

This user enjoys the works of Stephen King.

This user reads the horror works of the master H. P. Lovecraft.

This user enjoys reading poetry.

This user enjoys reading short stories.

This user writes screenplays.

This user has visited Narnia.

This user likes to read Tintin
comic albums and books about Tintin.

Raph

This user's favorite Ninja Turtle is Raphael.

This user is a fan of the Batman.

This user is a Spider-Man super fan.

This user enjoys comics.

C&H

This user is a fan of Calvin and Hobbes.

This user is a Charlie Chaplin fan.

This user loves films by
David Lynch.

Chick
flick

This user strongly despises chick flicks and pointless romantic movies.

R

This user loves horror films, but hates torture films.

This user is against the colorization of black and white movies.

This user enjoys films.

This user loves silent movies.

Star
Trek

This user is just glad that the new Star Trek film is set in an alternate timeline.

ST

This user prefers The Search for Spock over the other Star Trek films

STAR WARS

This user is a Star Wars fan.

This user thinks that the Star Wars prequel trilogy is of very poor quality.

This user believes that the Jedi have not found the true light.
Told you did I, reckless is he! Now, matters are worse.

This user is interested in the belief that there is no light or dark side of the Force, but only a single Unifying Force.

SW music

This user loves Star Wars music.

Jar Jar

This user believes that Jar Jar Binks should not have lived into Attack of the Clones.

d'oh!

This user thought that The Simpsons Movie was, without a doubt, the worst movie ever. Rest assured that they were on the Internet within minutes, registering their disgust throughout the world.