User:I will marry gollum one day

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About me :) This user is female. This user plays the cello. cel-2 This user is an intermediate cellist. This user is a participant in WikiProject Middle-earth. This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. This user enjoys the works of Arthur C. Clarke. This user enjoys the works of J. R. R. Tolkien. This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. This user enjoys reading humorous literature. This user enjoys reading science fiction. LOTR This user loves The Lord of the Rings, both the books and the films. -0- /|\ This user is obsessed with The War of the Worlds. This User LOVES Parakeets. HP This user is a Harry Potter fan. H This user is a Hufflepuff. This user likes all types of music. Phantom This user is past the point of no return. This user plays games from The Legend of Zelda series. This user enjoys skiing. This user loves to bowl, but would love to get more strikes. This user is interested in ancient civilizations. This user enjoys photography. This user is an Aries. 狗 This user was born in the year of the Dog. This user is a citizen of the United States of America. This user lives in the U.S. State of Washington. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. This user is drug-free. This user is interested in environmentalism. Pi This user's favourite colour is pink. respect This user respects others' religions and realises not all people wish to follow the same path. This user believes in the separation of church and state. This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man. J. R. R. T. This user is interested in Tolkienism. This user is a jokester or comedian. PS This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs {{user crank call}} Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain. This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball. oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms. YM This user is your mom. This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. awesome This user is totally awesome! gk This user is a geek. SARC This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit. This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it! ' . - This user is too tired to go to the grocery (looks like toothpaste for dinner again...) This user is not a Wikipedia administrator but would like to be one. This user has never been slurped up by aliens in the Bermuda Triangle. This user is of human and Martian ancestry. It is possible that this user is an alien, but this is not yet proven. Please do not go near this user with loud music. This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let them know. Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian. This user reserves the right to completely screw up their own edits. This user does not insult vandals. This user encourages the peaceful correction of vandals. ME This user uses Microsoft Encarta along with Wikipedia. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy.