User:The last entomologist to the right

Hello, Tlettr here! You're either visiting my page because you are curious about me or are actively angry as to why an individual of such complete and total incompetence is allowed a keyboard, and I do hope it's not the latter. I am a garden-variety ecologist (that was a joke for those satirical jokesters out there, as Wikipedia is well known as the location of excellent jests and japes), working particularly within artificial buildings, specifically residential. Although in this, I frequently focus on arthropods and, in that group, centipedes (specifically Scutigera coleoptrata). A rough abbreviation of my work is proving why most of life's modern problems can be solved by simply adding more centipedes rather than the tried and untrue yet still loved scorched earth method that humans use so often.

If you ever wish to discuss the number of arachnids that live on your face (the answer is many), why you should own more potted plants, or why Botflys are legitimately the worst thing ever and so fucking cute, I would be more than happy to ramble for hours (possibly days), so post on my Talk page or inform your local dust mite, who will hopefully spread the news to me (dust mites are chatty bitches).^[1]

My goal as a Wikipedia editor is to contribute in ensuring a trustworthy and well maintained Encyclopedia of everything and everything, and therefor proveing some purpose in this universe, grand and inexplicable in nature so that no matter how I try, my choices, decisions, and memory will never be maintained (see existentialism). To this extent, I hope to one day earn some monumento of my impact here.

Notable things: Suffers from dissociative identity disorder (or DID). (Im more then open to talk about my condition, but I generally refrain due to the stigma and misconceptions around the diagnosis.)

Skills/TOI: English, general ecology, DID (through personal experience)