User:Paul Hooper

en This user is a native speaker of the English language.

This user comes from Canada.

This user prefers cold weather.

… This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately...

This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.

cAPS CAPS LOCK IS CRUISE CONTROL FOR COOL

cvg-4 This user is an expert gamer.

EVE This user plays EVE Online.

ADHD This user has ADHD.

SPD This user has been diagnosed with schizoid personality disorder.

AS This user has Asperger syndrome.

This user has social anxiety.

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.

IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 182.

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.

This user enjoys reading anything.

This user is owned by one or more cats.

This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.

This user is drug-free.

This user supports the use of nuclear energy.

This user is interested in the belief that the Meaning of life is to Improve Oneself.

This user enjoys philosophy.

This user knows that 42 is the Answer to the Ultimate Question of Life, the Universe, and Everything.

This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life.

This user is a member or supporter of the Technocracy movement

This user is an advanced mathematician.

?met? This user prefers metric units and cannot figure out why Americans and Brits have such a hard time with them.

${\displaystyle \sum }$ This user is greater than the sum of their userboxes.

This user is a Bayesian.

trpt-2 This user is an intermediate trumpet player.

pno-2 This user is an intermediate pianist.

harm-1 This user is a novice harmonica player.

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This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.

This user is interested in tarot reading.

agn This user is interested in agnosticism.

IPU This user worships the Invisible Pink Unicorn (bbhhh).

COTSG This user is a member of the Church of the SubGenius.

This user does not believe in Santa Claus.

This user is probably going to Hell.

PS This user is addicted to Pixy Stixs

This user is from Camelot, and eats ham and jam and spamalot!

This user always looks on the bright side of life!

+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome.

This user does not taunt Happy Fun Ball.

This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\

This user enjoys indiscriminate pillaging.

This user is interested in the ancient Celts.

This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.

This user is interested in String Theory.

/. This user has a Slashdot account.

This user enjoys jelly beans.

C2H5OH-0 This user is a non-drinker.

You just lost The Game.

This user enjoys chess.

This user is a Jenga master.

This user passed GO! (…so where is my $200?)

S1 This user is a Scrabble player.

This user knows where in the world Carmen Sandiego is.

Fallout This user prefers advanced power armor.

HNIC This user believes that Saturday night is supposed to be "Hockey Night"

This user is a Doctor Who fan.

This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get.

PULP This user does not think Marsellus Wallace looks like a bitch.

... This user would like to know all existing languages.

This user needs just one more userbox on their page!

These are fields I have some knowledge in, and currently enjoy perusing knowledge of.

• Psychology
• Sociology
• Political Science
• Religious Studies
• Philosophy

• Theoretical Physics
• Probability Theory
• Game Theory
• Economics
• Pharmaceuticals

• European Mythology
• Linguistics
• Dialectology
• Military History