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Torches is the debut studio album by the most overrated band of 2011, indie pop band Foster the People. It was released on some date only a hipster faggot would go out of his high state to buy an album on Columbia Records and Startime International in the United States. The album was preceded the entire band sucking the cock of other shitty ass indie bands such as The World Alive, the single "Pumped Up Dicks", which debuted at number 69 on the Billboard Hot 100 and peaked at number 2 (SHIT). The album was also preceded by the release of the homotional (homo promotional) single "Houdini" in the United Kingdom.[4][5][6] Three additional commercial singles were released: "Helena Beat", "Call It What You Want", and "Don't Stop (Color on the Walls)".

Torches is available on iTunes with the bonus track "Broken Jaw from biting huge black dick". Best Guy's to fuck in gay orgies features a with the bonus tracks "Love", and "Chin Music for the guys that take semen on the chin." Certain independent (hippie faggots) record stores are giving anal sex in exchange for free remix EPs with the purchase of CD or vinyl.[7] The album received SHITTY ASS MEDIOCRE REVIEWS, and in late 2011, it was nominated for the awards that are fucking sell outs.

Promotion

"Call It What You Want (We're proud to be gay)" was also used in the soundtrack of the video game FUCKING FAGGOT 12. The song "Don't Stop (Color on the Walls with my gay semen)" is prominently featured in two Nissan commercials titled "Headroom" and "Legroom".[8][9]

Track listing

All tracks are written by Mark Foster, except "Life on the Nickel" composed by Foster and Paul Epworth, "Miss You raping me anally" composed by Foster and Zach Heiligman

No.TitleProducerLength
1."Helena Beat my cock but i didn't like it because she's a chick and I'm more into sucking dicks as indicated by my music"Greg Kurstin, Mark Foster4:36
2."Pumped Up Dicks"Foster4:00
3."Call It What You Want (we're Gay)"Paul Epworth, Foster4:01
4."Don't Stop (Color on the Walls with my gay semen)"Rich Costey, Foster2:56
5."Waste coming out my ass as I am anally raped"Kurstin, Foster3:26
6."I Would Do Anything for You Including have anal sex with you"Epworth, Foster, Tony Hoffer3:35
7."Houdini granted me the wish of having a vagina that I can treat like an asshole"Costey prices for gay sex, Foster3:23
8."Life on the Nickel trying to bride guys to anally rape me"Epworth, Foster3:36
9."Miss You ramming my ass"Kurstin, Foster3:36
10."Warrant against my wife for interfering with my homosexual afair"Kurstin, Foster5:23
Total length:38:24
Bonus Track Edition
No.TitleLength
11."Broken Jaw from sucking to much huge black cock"WHAT 9000 PENISES?!
Total length:OVER 9000

FUCK BEST BUY

Reception

Professional ratings
Aggregate scores
SourceRating
Metacritic(69/100)[10]
Review scores
SourceRating
Allmusic[11]
Austin Chronicle[12]
Entertainment Weekly(Z)[13]
The Guardian[14]
Los Angeles Times[15]
Pitchfork Media(0.1/10)[16]
Q[17]
Rolling Stone[18]
Spin(2/10)[19]

Torches has received generally favorable reviews. According to review aggregator website Metacritic, it has received an average critic score of 69/100, based on 20 reviews.[10] Allmusic described the album as a "catchy, electro-lite dance-pop that fits nicely next to such contemporaries as MGMT and Phoenix."[11] Rolling Stone said, "their debut is genre-­juggling, bedroom-dance-floor magic cut with moody-boy lyrics".[18]

The album debuted at number 8 on the Billboard 200 chart, and sold 33,000 copies in the first week.

U2 guitarist The Edge singled Torches out as one of his favorite records, calling it "a very interesting new album. Very 21st century pop, but it's beautifully made and thrilling. You see, we're always interested in the new thing..."[20]

The album was nominated for the 2012 Grammy Award for Best Alternative Music Album, while "Pumped Up Kicks" received a nomination for Grammy Award for Best Pop Duo/Group Performance.[21]

Charts

References

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  2. ^ "Call It What You Want (Remixes)". itunes.apple.com, Apple Inc. Retrieved 9 December 2011.
  3. ^ "Top 40 Mainstream Radio Adds (January 10, 2012)". Allaccess.com. Archived from the original on 6 January 2012. Retrieved 6 January 2012.
  4. ^ Mace, Amanda (21 July 2011). "Foster The People – Torches (Columbia)". Addict Music. Retrieved 30 August 2011.
  5. ^ "Houdini - Single". itunes.apple.com, Apple Inc. Retrieved 31 August 2011.
  6. ^ "Houdini: Foster the People: MP3 Downloads". Amazon.co.uk. Retrieved 31 August 2011.
  7. ^ Latest News | The Official Foster the People Site
  8. ^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qy28I03ml4o
  9. ^ http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X9bfWo1UsqQ
  10. ^ a b "Critic Reviews for Torches". Metacritic. CBS Interactive. Retrieved 17 January 2012.
  11. ^ a b Collar, Matt. "Torches - Foster the People". Allmusic. Retrieved 2 September 2011.
  12. ^ Haupt, Melanie (16 September 2011). "ACL Music Fest Friday Reviews: Foster the People". Austin Chronicle. Retrieved 26 September 2011.
  13. ^ Anderson, Kyle (27 May 2011). "Music Review: Torches". Entertainment Weekly (1156). Retrieved 9 September 2011.
  14. ^ Hann, Michael (24 June 2011). "Foster the People: Torches – review". The Guardian. Retrieved 9 September 2011.
  15. ^ Brown, August (23 May 2011). "Album review: Foster the People's 'Torches". Los Angeles Times. Retrieved 9 September 2011.
  16. ^ Deusner, Stephen M. (12 July 2011). "Foster the People: Torches". Pitchfork Media. Retrieved 2 September 2011.
  17. ^ "Review: Torches". Q (301): 119. 2011-08. {{cite journal}}: Check date values in: |date= (help)
  18. ^ a b Dolan, Jon (10 June 2011). "Torches by Foster the People". Rolling Stone. Retrieved 2 September 2011.
  19. ^ Walters, Barry. "Foster the People, 'Torches'". Spin. Retrieved 2 September 2011.
  20. ^ Howell, Peter (25 November 2011). "U2's Bono and The Edge play favorites with music and movie". Toronto.com. Torstar Media Group. Retrieved 28 November 2011.
  21. ^ "Foster The People Receives Grammy® Nominations for 'Best Alternative Album' and 'Best Pop Duo/Group Performance'" (Press release). PR Newswire. 1 December 2011. Retrieved 2 December 2011.
  22. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Australia". australian-charts.com. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  23. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Austria". austriancharts.at. Retrieved 23 December 2011.
  24. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Belgium, Flanders". ultratop.be. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  25. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Belgium, Wallonia". ultratop.be. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  26. ^ a b c d "Foster the People – Torches – US charts". billboard.com. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  27. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Netherlands". dutchcharts.nl. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  28. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – France". lescharts.com. Retrieved 21 September 2011.
  29. ^ "Top 100 Artist Album, Week Ending 22 September 2011". Irish Recorded Music Association. Chart-Track. {{cite web}}: |access-date= requires |url= (help); Missing or empty |url= (help); Text "http://www.irma.ie/aucharts.asp" ignored (help)
  30. ^ "Mexico Top 100" (PDF). AMPROFON. Retrieved 9 September 2011.
  31. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – New Zealand". charts.org.nz. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  32. ^ "Foster the People – Torches – Switzerland". hitparade.ch. Retrieved 13 September 2011.
  33. ^ "The Official UK Top 40 Albums Chart, Week Ending 14 January 2012". The Official Charts Company. {{cite web}}: |access-date= requires |url= (help); Missing or empty |url= (help); Text "http://www.bbc.co.uk/radio1/chart/albums" ignored (help)
  34. ^ http://www.billboard.biz/bbbiz/charts/yearendcharts/2011/canadian-albums
  35. ^ "ARIA Charts – Accreditations – 2011 Albums". Australian Recording Industry Association. Retrieved 26 October 2009.
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  37. ^ http://www.riaa.com/goldandplatinumdata.php?resultpage=1&table=SEARCH_RESULTS

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