Category:FA Childhood

• Childhood

5

• UnNews:5-year-old tricks Wisconsin governor
• UnNews:5th period Chemistry sub is a total bitch

6

• UnNews:6-year-old boy receives $20,000 in government subsidies for insect torture research

A

• A Charlie Brown Christmas
• A Day With My Son
• A Series of Unfortunate Events
• A Visit with your Psychopathic Grandmother
• Why?:Am I a Power Ranger?
• Aunt Ginny’s Saturday afternoon lunch at Bob Evans

B

• Balloon Animals
• Banana Phone
• UnNews:Barbie robs bank, further pads résumé
• HowTo:Be a Gangsta
• Bouncy Castle
• UnNews:Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl
• HowTo:Build the Perfect Sandcastle
• Why?:Burn a Furby?

C

• Cafeteria food
• UnBooks:Choose Your Own Adventure
• UnBooks:Coming of Age Tale
• UnBooks:Conversations With My Father
• Creepy guy who lives across the street

D

• UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden
• Dear Mr. Hornet

E

• HowTo:Eat sand
• Why?:Eat your broccoli

F

• Fisher Price: A Retrospective
• Fluffy Bunny World
• HowTo:Frighten small children
• Fundagelical Christianity

G

• G Rated Talking Animal Movie
• Garfield
• HowTo:Get Over Jenny
• Getting pushed into bananas (Mario Kart)
• UnBooks:Gone Fishing
• Grandpa's Stories
• Greta Thunberg

H

• Hello there! I'm a kite, and I will ruin your day!
• UnNews:Hitting children found to have positive effects on brain development
• Homework
• UnBooks:Horton Hires a Ho

I

• I Fucking Hate the Bermuda Triangle
• I maed a yuky doody
• Ice cream truck
• Infant
• UnBooks:It's not natural!

L

• Lake Spooky
• LazyTown
• UnBooks:Life as a 4⅝ Year Old
• Little boy who lives down the street
• UnNews:Local Bully Voted Bully of the Year
• Loneliness
• Lord of the Flies

M

• Old McDonald
• Mr. Kearsy
• The Muffin Man
• UnBooks:My Daddy Has Two Yachts
• UnBooks:My First Necronomicon
• Why?:My homework was late
• UnBooks:My school day
• UnNews:My son makes the play of the game
• My visit with Aunt Myfanwy

N

• New Cooler Edition
• UnNews:Noob Gets PWNED

P

• Phonics
• Pufflebump Snugglekins
• Why?:Put Down the Duckie?

R

• UnNews:Record percentage of children to dress up as mortgage foreclosure bankers this Halloween
• Rock, Paper, Airstrike
• UnBooks:Ronnie James Dio's Big Book of Nursery Rhymes
• HowTo:Run away from home

S

• UnBooks:See Dick
• Shrek!
• UnNews:Six Flags to sell severed legs in gift shop
• HowTo:Skip School
• UnNews:Small children may have unrealistic goals
• Snips, snails and puppy dog tails
• Snow angels
• HowTo:Solve The 1x1x1 Rubik's Cube
• SpongeBob SquarePants
• Stephen Hawking ran over my cat
• Why?:Stick Things in the Electrical Outlet
• HowTo:Stop Being a Nerd
• UnNews:Study reveals 1 in 4 teen girls has an STD; America congratulates teen boys on sexual exploits
• UnNews:Stupid kid drowns in pond
• HowTo:Survive a Baby

T

• Teenage angst
• Teenager
• That old woman next door
• The Aeneid: A Research Paper About the Aeneid
• The Diary of Anne Frank
• The Dog Dies at the End
• UnBooks:The journey of the ugly kitten
• The Old Country
• The Putz Who Stole Hanukkah
• HowTo:Throw a temper tantrum
• Tooth Fairy
• Why?:Trade Your Family's Only Cow For Magic Beans

U

• Uncyclopedia Brown
• Unfomercials:Bulimic Barbee

W

• What I did on my hols
• What I Did On My Summer Vacation
• UnBooks:Where do babies come from?
• Francis Winkler

Y

• Why?:Your cat died
• UnNews:Your family died
• UnNews:Your grandma might be Al-Qaeda