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Why?:Divorce Is Good

Hello, ladies! If you're reading this, you're probably an average woman with a decent marriage, but you're worried there may be rough water ahead. You know what you can do to make that rough water smooth out? Divorce! I'm going to teach you how divorce can benefit your marriage, family, and overall life. It's worked for Charlie Sheen, and it can work for you!

I bet you're probably wondering…

"What would divorce do for me? What about my family?" And most of all, you're probably wondering, "Why should I make such an important life decision now?" Well, first of all, have you ever looked at your bastard husband? Seriously, what the hell do you see in him? It's like Julia Roberts and freaking Lyle Lovett.

Second of all, divorce has many benefits to you, your marriage, and your family. What benefits, you ask?

Good for your physical appearance

You want to look good, right? You want to lose weight and feel good, and to be confident in your own body? Well, all the exercise, dieting, purging, and tapeworms in the world couldn't be a better weight loss and beauty supplement than divorce! (See more…)

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