User talk:Dr. Skullthumper

Chapter Eleven
The end times

Chapter Ten
In which our hero builds bots • Another n00b enters the stage • Contests, hourly • The fine art of spamfiltering • Little orphan images • A lost connection • An alternative is presented • Trolling, How To • A conspiracy of signatures • Machines in the hands of idiots • Mistaken for a n00b, by a n00b • Guts, hating thereof • Button difficulties • An April 1st prank • "That time I got banned by an admin during my sojourn on another admin's talk page" • A miscount • Just punishment for the use of antiquated browsers • A fool's lament • The one-second window • Power, abuse of • A cry for HALP • The sunglasses ritual • People to ignore • A premonition • Eæster • Intensive care • Defrosting • Suspenders, sexiness of • Three thousand • The magician • A stuck-up conversation about elitism • A muddled vote • A whiny conversation about whining • Suddenly, parties • The party is stopped • The party resumes • A monumental mistake • Twelve proxies, no waiting • A Discworld discussion, brief • Protection en masse • Portals, thinking with • The broken box • Trolls trolling trolls trolling etc. • The un-return • A broken system

Chapter Nine
Hourly writing contest • A mercy kill and a mercy move • The misinterpreted pinky • The final destruction of UnSkype • Community service and convenience stores • Gobshite • The Records of Amadeus Skullthumper • The legacy of Fnoodle lives on

Chapter Eight
Dicks, lack thereof • Administrators Anonymous • In search of a missing user • Echoes of old • An unheard request • Survival • Mistaken for colonization • Putting the stamp on drama • Another apology, and romantic foreshadowing • The screams of Twitter

The Unarchived
The plot behind UnSkype • The Great Talkpage Merge • The Undoing

Chapter Seven
The Doctor's big mistake • Drama, drama, drama • RuneScape, Act I • Slipknot • Stardom • Hacking things up • CONGRATULATION • The Project advances • Signatures: The Return of the Revenge of Signatures II • Battling depression and other weird bits • A purple birthday wish • All aboard • Multilingual • Sexy b'crats • RuneScape, Act II • The perilous lands of VFD • Cajek attacks!

Chapter Six
No, of course it wasn't the end, you dipwads • FU SPANG • Frogs in hell • The doctor messes up again • Psychological thrillers • Yellow banners • Dollar signs, placement thereof • Hovercars and bribes • Penis! • Fnoodle returns • e|m|c goes missing • Flaming bags of feces • L • Turnips • The doctor messes with amphibians • A surprise feature, and inspiration • The doctor plots • "I'm not an admin" • "I am an admin" • Congratulations and sympathy • The plot thickens • Charitwo gives the finger • Ethine • A romp through Yahoo! Answers • Whining • Titanium Trousers and other defense • Encyclopedia Parodia • TKF and Skullthumper battle it out in a round of the world's worst acting • The final straw

Chapter Five
In which our hero's talk page virginity is taken • Partially pregnant • The weaknesses of ninjas • Uncyclopedia At-A-Glance • A drug dealer on the doctor's talk page • Clever and innovative • Furbies, burning of • Nosy • XHTML fairies • A new sig is born and shot down • The doctor pisses off the entire site • The Great American Novel • "You've got the wrong doctor" • Zombiebaron makes a point • Creating a creature • Our hero is welcomed, again • "teh" and "the" • A survivor from the ICU • Enzo Aquarius can't spell • Fnoodle is never wrong • Starting the presses • The UnSignpost, issue #1 • Keen! • The ways of Wikia • Spang likes pi • Too Long; Didn't Read: The Movie • Jars of dirt, possession thereof • The return of Kip the Dip • Identity theft • The entire site pisses off the doctor • Advice from the most unlikely of sources • Better things to do • The End?

Chapter Four
In which our hero sticks his finger in an electrical socket • Fat Americans • Zombiebaron, Jr. • Slightly drunk • Season's Greetings, part II • Running through the halls of Uncyclopedia • Mordillo is angered • A cryptic message • Knighthood • Finnius joins in the fray • If you give a doctor a cookie • A last-ditch attempt at passing first semester classes • A heart in the wrong place • Asses on fire • Slightly off • Rivalry • The doctor drifts away • Lent • The massive return • Greetings from Texas • The evolution of hole punching and other stupid ideas • Invasion of the robots • Signatures once again • And again • My Mother the Car • The doctor sets a trend • Promotion

Chapter Three
In which our hero runs a red light • Skateboarding • Mysterious maths of VFH • Time travel • A very brief discussion on being an administrator • The laziness of admins • Captain Random • The tragedy of Nerd42 • A suspicious noob • Signatures, part sixteen and a half • Ljlego returns • An apology • Fighting vandalism without admins • Dead baby jokes, originality thereof • Cajek bursts in unexpectedly • The Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • The other doctor • "Jesus didn't have a talkpage" • How to become an administrator in one easy step • Homosexuality • More of the Epic Saga of Francis Winkler • Season's Greetings, part I • Dr. Skullthumper is no asshat • Banned!

Chapter Two
In which our hero discusses Terry Pratchett • Communism strikes • An accidental revert • Thanked for peeing • A grateful gobshite • Sorts of things you shan't do to children • The matter of signatures returns • Penis removal • Crime and Cajek • Span tags • Robots and javascript • A literary debate concluded with a ban • A user questions the communications system • The wondrous lands of QVFD • The metaphorical wall • Psychic powers, crystal balls, and the Firefox debate • Welcomed into UnNews • The sixty-eighth reason why Wikia sucks • Signatures return for an encore • Olipro • A whore • A noob • A template that, while not top-quality, is better than Ljlego's • Mysterious disappearance • A discussion on the word "previously" • Confused for an administrator • A noob whore • Under construction • Mozart will be Bach

Chapter One
In which our hero is welcomed • Sinking of the kitchen • Noobhood • A suggestion is made and forgotten about • Pillow fights and other antics • Deity of the links • Mozart and Butch Cassidy • Shame'd • An adopter is found • ICU's and how not to use them • The light fantastic • Flash and other tricky bits • Being a bit too trigger-happy on the quotes • Signatures, signatures • The trouble with double redirects • An annoying new user