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“Routinely gives me things not to care about”
~ Zombiebaron on Yettie

“Made of LOL and severe mental illness”
~ ☯ on Yettie

“Such a big procrastinator that he puts off sleep”
~ Meth on Yettie

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Shameless advertising...but really quite good![20:49 21 October 2010]
A friend's blog, I'm supposed to advertise...It's not bad.[07:41 22 September 2010]
What in the name of Sophia happened to the front page? [15:32 2 September 2010]
It works out quite well that men have penises and women have vaginas... [23:48 20 August 2010]
VOTE VOTE VOT! [20:00 15 August 2010]
Sleeping on a giant mushroom... [23:55 14 August 2010]
FRIDAY 13TH!! ABANDON ALL HOPE YE! [19:32 13 August 2010]
To sum things up concisely: FUCK YOU. That is all. [14:49 11 August 2010]
JOIN THE MAFIA TODAY! [22:55 7 August 2010]
Good night y'all and fuck you all, too. [01:27 7 August 2010]
Genuinely upset by reading over old talkpage archives of certain users...ah I remember the good old days when we ruled supreme! [00:26 7 August 2010]
So the face of Uncyc user groups today? Nazis and a frat? I'm glad there's still a place for user groups in the heart of all Uncyclopedians. Hey maybe I should give it a go again? Mmm. Good old usergroups. [02:24 6 August 2010]
Can someone please ban the fuck out of me? Cheers. [19:25 5 August 2010]
I think I'm the Uncyclopedia equivalent of trailer trash. So maybe a nice new nickname would be Uncyc Trailer Trash? Acronymised to UTT. And just for fun you can slap a "B" on the front of that acronym and you have yourself a hilarious new nickname. [18:15 5 August 2010]
I hate it when fully grown adults aren't house broken. Really gets on my nerves. [11:35 5 August 2010]
Is something wrong with Uncyc? It's being really slow and doing all sortsa weird shit and logging me in and out and crap. The slut. [20:40 4 August 2010]
Okay, so I think I want to try and create an unofficial set of guides. As featured on the right, there. To be honest, I just couldn't think of a better use for that space. [17:55 4 August 2010]
Yays, it's like facebook on uncyclopedia. All merged into one beautiful little package. Not that sort of package. [17:49 4 August 2010]

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	I hereby return your penis, YesTimeToEdit! Rejoice! For you may once again pee like a man!
	For being your terribly annoying self.

Congratulations!!

For your enduring contributions to Uncyclopedia, Hyperbole has
awarded you with the prestigious Herpes Simplex virus.

Hex Thinks This User is Better Than <insert name here>, and Deserves Recognition for this Magnificent Feat.

I, Orian57, hereby award you with this fancy crab-hat (modeled by this lovely 16 year old) as I deem you in some way exceptional, although don't take this personally, I'm not well.

Flumpa has awarded you the Penis of the Month Award!

Well, it has been a long and difficult path, but you-- yes, YOU, have finally reached the sweet nectar of victory. I'm not talking about the United States Presidential election, but the highly-esteemed Penis of the Month Award! This coveted prize shall forever be a symbol to all that you are worthy of such a gift. Congratulations!

Under User has blessed you with cake for being friendly and/or useful.
Eat it quickly before he changes his mind.

Warning: cake prepared in an environment which also processes nuts,
and contains lactose, gluten, ground glass and arsenic, which gives it a lovely tang.

Favorite Person Award

Congratulations, you're SysRq's new favorite person!

VGDictator has awarded you a cookie!
Now go play in traffic.

Tayor has decided to grace you with her presence.
She likes kittens, and apparently you too.

Yay!!

Now hear these words of wisdom, and good bye.

YesTimeToEdit has won the cowbell award for "Thankies/Being a friend", and was awarded by Meth

Although it has nothing to do with anything, really, at least you're thanked anyway.

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Hi, sign your name at the bottom please without a time stamp. Thanks! And please feel free to sign again if you have a new sig!

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This user has been on Uncyclopedia for
16 years, 8 months and 7 days.

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This user has adopted TuoDecaps.

This user is a total UKer

and may nut you, you slag.

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This user has graduated from the adoption program! Kudos! from Mordillo.

This user misses Dr. Skullthumper.

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This user is a bit of a pyromaniac.

This user is a Mac User.
Eat up.
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MEH

This user redefines lazy!

This user is hereby nominated an HONORARY JEW, and is entitled to all honors and persecutions as such.

This user hates religion, and is a sinner through and through!

This user believes that there's nothing like a proper Jihad to ease your pain

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...who believes that all decent articles evolve over time, through various users.

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Sense

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In Latin, they would be Dexter.

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This user owns a lot of uranium & will sell it to the highest bidder.

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"We're after your children and pets."

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This idle layabout is a teenager, so hangs around bus stops in large intimidating groups and beats up old ladies for drug money. Or maybe they aren't one after all…

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This user steals userboxes from random people's user pages.

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This user only speaks Dolphin enough to seduce native Dolphin speakers .

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This user has over 1 edit. Duh!

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As such, they are not entitled to any of the royalties that being Thinkerer entails, nor can they claim a level of awesomeness equal to, or any higher than, Thinkerer.

This user is a member of the SysRq Fanclub Society, and therefore refreshes his talk page obsessively.

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B O N U S . F E A T U R E S

8========DYettie loves teh penis!!!!1!!!1one111elevenDon't touch this vandalism, I know people. ~Methamphetaminetouch me I know nobody - Orian57*touch. - deviant adopteeOooh! lovley!Ok, now you touch me.Like that baby? You're soo big!Can I leave now?*sniff* is it my hair *sniff* you don't like my hsair do you *sniff* and after all the time I spent on it! *cries*It's not that, it's just that if my wife knew I was touching you, then we would have this whole argument on why I don't touch her anymore and.. well, it would just be a big mess, you know? Don't worry, I'll call you... maybe...*Sniff* You better...EAT BALLPARK HOTDOGS! Wait, wrong page. ~Methamphetamine

Yes, TimeToEdit!

Apology

YesTimeToEdit!

- YesTimeToEdit! UserTalk

- YesTimeToEdit! Talk! My Pages Adopted By Mordillo

- YTTE YTTTalk! YTTRead Adopted By Mordillo

cmc fsYTTE Talk! Read!

FSt.YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!

- Sir FSt. (QotF BFF NotM) YTTETalk!Read!Sign!Whore!CMC!Pee!

YTTE ^(talk)

Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise

Sir FSt. Yettie (talk) (>>)

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This Is Just A Tribute To The Greatest Sig Of All Time!

Sir FSt Don Yettie

Yours Sincerely, Don Mr. Antonio "Snowmobile" Yettie

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Oi, CLUSTER FUCK, what are you looking at? Move it!

	BAD DOG!! Who did that? Did you do that? Did you PEE on my Stan (country) article!
	Now I have to go clean it up!