User:Matt lobster

“He was the only player I knew who could trap the ball further than I could kick it.”

~ Matt Le-Tissier on Carlton Palmer

UnNews[edit | edit source]

• UnNews:Locals pay tribute to murdered estate agent - bumped down.

• UnNews:Footage of plastic objects blowing along deserted streets set for Hurricane Sandy boost‎

• UnNews:Salmond announces an independent Scotland would have its own flag

• UnNews:IPad Mini’s 7.9 inch screen allows use with a single penis‎

• UnNews:Recession certain to spread to newly discovered planet Kepler 20f warn experts

• UnNews:Ashton Kutcher's wedding to Demi Moore cancelled by E! Entertainment Channel

• UnNews:Bike crash death scuppers UN population predication

• UnNews:Capitalism continues despite protests

• UnNews:"I did not refuse to come on as sub, I just didn't want to play football", claims Tevez

• UnNews:Dale Farm: BBC win further reprieve

• UnNews:EU finance ministers demand Greek public act more Dickensian

• UnNews:Numbers at all time low (F)

• UnNews:Coincidence falls again

• UnNews:Glenn Beck's holiday escalates

• UnNews:Rebekah Brooks denies any knowledge of having been editor of News of the World

• UnNews:Liberal Dems will throw more girly strops vows Clegg

*UnNews:Banks give up defense of burgling customer's houses‎ F

• UnNews:Bristol hit by existential rioting

• UnNews:Keys quits after new video shows him holding door open for woman

• UnNews:North Korea condemn provocative LAN party‎

• UnNews:Building replica of destination now cheaper than rail travel

• UnNews:Sports award winner exposed as man not horse

• UnNews:FIFA hand 2022 World Cup to the planet Mars

*UnNews:WikiLeaks reveals I was an accident F

*UnNews:Chance meeting between acquaintances causes awkward moment F

• UnNews:Toyota recalls cars unable to steer left

• UnNews:Scotland to be scrapped in UK spending review

• UnNews:Saturdays to be culled in government austerity drive

• UnNews:'Falling in love' to be included in UK 'Legal High' ban‎

• UnNews:Cher's son now officially living as a Frenchman

• UnNews:Apple to give away two yoghurt pots and some string to all iPhone 4 owners

• UnNews:Working-class to be banned from getting behind the wheel in attempt to cut drink-driving

• UnNews:Apple product users putting strain on NHS

• UnNews:Scientists dampen World Cup enthusiasm by concluding football really is just 22 men running around a field chasing a ball

• UnNews:Cher's son now officially living as a Frenchman

*UnNews:Things that have been done to Christians but would never be done to Muslims show sharp year on year increase F

• UnNews:Fifa turns down English replay plea‎

• UnNews:New iPhone to Offer Audio Chat Facility - was a bit too familiar.

• UnNews:Numbers are not infinite - last one found

• UnNews:"No such thing as swine flu" admits Aussie PM

• UnNews:British government increase rain to tackle Credit Crunch

• UnNews:TV Series The Wire Threatens Nothing Short of Middle Classes Extinction‎

• UnNews:Judge Almost Accidentally Gives Chris Brown Civilian Sentance

• UnNews:All sins Jesus died for used up

*UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time F

*UnNews:Rain falls on United Kingdom F

• UnNews:England steadies itself for public drinking ban

Dunked[edit | edit source]

• Dieting

• Sir Alex Ferguson's Wristwatch

*Lionel Richie Ceiling Dance Conspiracy Theory F

• Jailbait Earth Creationism

• Holding Open Doors

• Green Cross Code

*Creationist Views on Australia F

• Parkinson disease

• Star Trek (British Version)

• Used Goods

*British Sitcoms F

• What's-his-name off that thing

• Atheist Jesus - Don't know why I got involved with this.

• F9 - Don't know why I did this.

• Football Focus - Ehhh Seemed like a good idea at the time. It was a funny time.

• Effects of Alcohol - eh

• Before Broken Britain

In the factory[edit | edit source]

• MMORPG
• Injunction
• User:Matt lobster/Beard
• User:Matt lobster/Dawkins Jesus Debate‎
• User:Matt lobster/Just Pull Yourself Together
• User:Matt lobster/UnNews:Julian Assange arrested for cycling on pavement
• User:Matt lobster/UnScripts:The Bexley Stabbing
• User:Matt lobster/The Pregnancy of Great Britain - Ah.....This article truly makes absolutely no sense.
• User:Matt lobster/9/11 Truth movement