i was gonna say it Does have a tail thats what the cord is thats why its called a mouse!!!! and then i remembered most mouses are cordless now and got fucked up bc IT IS A HAMSTER and now immfucked up bc like. technology has advanced so must thay mice have changed species

it matters to me that you all know i was wizard high when i wrote that

May I offer to you,

I love the hamster mice but I think we need to discuss the term “wizard high,” something I have never heard before but is incredibly evocative

Star Trek isn't even the horniest TV show because Red Dwarf exists

The difference between ST and Red Dwarf is that Red Dwarf is horny but nobody is getting any. In Star Trek people are banging, constantly, and since half the banging is being done by aliens you wind up getting SO MANY details about alien sex lives. Vulcans go into Fuck-or-Die Heat. Klingons are FREAKS (affectionate) and will BREAK you and also multiple characters are SO into that. Andorian marriages are filled with constant four-ways. And that's not even counting all the various sexy clouds, spores, and horny mind control that just,,, happens.

In conclusion, Red Dwarf is more OPENLY horny, Star Trek is more CONCEPTUALLY horny and sometimes that horniness becomes a load-bearing part of the plot for some reason.

The thing about KotH is that Hank Hill thinks he should be transphobic. He has also never clocked a trans person in his life, even if he misgendered someone he'd correct himself the moment they said so, one of his trans acquaintances mentions how hard it is to get your gender changed on your paperwork and he goes into the whole "accidentally assigned female by the DMV" saga and now everyone in the local queer community thinks he's a trans man. He has a crisis when he figures out what's going on and winds up becoming an ally by the end of the episode.

Dale, on the other hand, has a subplot where he tries to forcefem sissy hypno himself because the government doesn't want him to be trans. He's not trans, ofc, but it's the principle of the thing. He has INSANE clocking ability but he only uses it for good. He thinks that everyone should DIY their HRT because the government hormones cannot be trusted.

Have you ever looked closely at a car windshield?

The edge of the glass is painted where it is glued to the car but it has these small dots between the clear and painted glass.

These are there for a reason. When the sun hits the glass the painted areas and the clear areas will absorb heat at different rates. This causes the glass to expand and contract differently putting stress on the glass.

These dots help the glass to warm up more evenly over a larger area so the glass does not suffer stress that could cause it to spontaneously explode.

Fun fact: the Tesla cybertruck doesn’t have these.

Yes, the glass will spontaneously crack or explode in the sun.

“The old magic persists thanks to it’s unfathomable power.”

No, the old magic persists because the new magic can’t run the legacy spells I need to do my job, and keeps trying to install spirits I don’t want or need onto my orb.

Look, if the new magic didn't have a personality construct that kept trying to tell me which spells to use, maybe I wouldn't still be using the old magic.

Holding up snarky signs doesn't seem to be working.

For me, it isn't about whether this action is appropriate or not. It's about how this kind of action is inevitable.

I'm going to let Dr. Martin Luther King Jr. explain in a quote no one seems to post during his annual holiday.

"It is not enough for me to stand before you tonight and condemn riots. It would be morally irresponsible for me to do that without, at the same time, condemning the contingent, intolerable conditions that exist in our society. These conditions are the things that cause individuals to feel that they have no other alternative than to engage in violent rebellions to get attention. And I must say tonight that a riot is the language of the unheard. And what is it America has failed to hear?"

If you only speak up about a supercharger catching fire and ignore the unheard, you are prioritizing a thing over people.

missed connections are so sad and romantic...

I think this is my favourite spell I’ve ever written. I’m not sorry.

being pro-copyright is like a cartoon "i hate cool things" political stance

"you have to respect an IP owner's right to take down content in breach of copyright licenses" - person who spends their free time stomping on flowers and calling the cops on local skaters

There's nothing wrong with Hooters per se, but only a deeply sexually repressed society would be capable of producing Hooters. It's wild that it existed alongside Applebee's and Chilli's. Yeah man let's go to the psychosexual chicken wing place.

"I want to watch sports and eat chicken wings but I also want to constantly be aware that every waitress in this restaurant was hired for her fat tits. No I want them to be clothed the whole time. I just wanna know that like, in the background."

Any upstanding pervert could come up with a strip club. That's good honest fun. But even a normal pervert couldn't come up Hooters. You gotta be a pervert who doesn't even know you're a pervert.

Happy to be included

Rural Boys Watch The Apocalypse (rough draft) by Keaton St. James