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Honestly, I think we should just trust our president in every decision that he makes and we should just support that. - Britney Spears, on the invasion of Iraq
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Sometimes you have to lose a lot of Q-tips before you realize you have a hole in your head. Colors Insulting To Nature
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Once a decision is made to be tasteful and risk-free, all spark, soul, variety, sleaze, spontaneity and fun go right out the window
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You think you know what the Department of Defense is spending? The Department of Defense doesn’t even know what the Department of Defense is spending.
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If Marilyn Monroe and Princess Diana were "candles in the wind," and Anna Nicole Smith was a bonfire in a hailstorm, and Lindsay Lohan is an electric toaster thrown intentionally into a Jacuzzi, then Paris Hilton s a strobe light in an epilepsy ward.
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Right now, the economy is a whole lot like a fairly good-looking brain-dead chick in a persistent vegetative coma. You can't really wake her up, but there's things she's still good for.
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The accumulation of all powers, legislative, executive, and judiciary, in the same hands . . . is the definition of tyranny. - James Madison
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Executive leadership ultimately goes to the candidate wearing the biggest codpiece.
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In reality I feel as horrified as a ghetto Jew watching the rise of National Socialism.
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If you’ve achieved complete ass-out shamelessness, however, you can dispense with virtue quite easily. It’s really very liberating, and crucial to great wealth in a free market.
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The comfort of the rich depends on an abundance of the poor. - Voltaire
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I pledge a return to the glory days of old-fashioned absolute dictatorship: Politics and pop culture are going to merge back into one big ugly Frankenstein baby.
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Martyrdom is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability.
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Imperial children are necessary, but they’re not exactly wanted.
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There is no good press and bad press. Fame is made of quantities of attention, not qualities, and is therefore binary: There is Press or No Press. Not Hot and Cold, but Hot and Off. Attention is the currency in a world with too many people - whoever arrests the news cycle long enough to make themselves the topic, wins.
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If Jesus is on Tim Curran's side and Occy is Jesus, who gets to win?
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Freedom is too abstract a concept: You can’t eat it, fuck it, sit under it when it rains or even do very much with it besides get in trouble and have it taken away from you again.
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Perception is reality. Media is omnipresent. Therefore, he who controls the media controls perception, and therefore controls reality TV, and therefore controls reality.
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Stop pathetically believing that you deserve fame or fame deserves you. It's yucky, and it's only making you miserable, so stop.
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I once saw a Betsey Johnson runway show that featured thongs and "ass cleavage," and I thought, This is the future.