i think its my sacred obligation to tell yall about animals so just letting you know that apparently (according to inaturalist) theres 321 species of squirrels in the world. Yes three hundred twenty one
Well here is the indochinese spotted giant flying squirrel
And here is the zanj sun squirrel
and heres the calabrian black squirrel
and heres the bornean mountain squirrel
And this is taiwanese red and white giant flying squirrel
And here is washington ground squirrel
This is just an arbitrary sampling of squirrels from inaturalist, feel free to explore the world of squirrel diversity on your own
As for mice and rats (Muroids) there are over a thousand.
Mice you could never fathom...rats you could never imagine
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STOP REBLOGGING THIS VERSION 😭
if we just breed one really huge cow we could just shave steaks off of it for probably 100 years before it got hurt or died
we should breed trillions of micro cows and eat them like sunflower seeds and they all feel pain and die
First humans ever to leave the solar system suddenly drop out of communications and the ship can't be found with any equipment. After one month of no contact their home countries start reluctantly holding funerals for the space heroes only for them all to turn up, healthy, well fed and extremely disoriented, in the middle of Tokyo, talking about alien abduction. Turns out that aliens found the poor humans straying out of their solar system, presumably lost, and took them to Alien Wildlife Rehabilitation before dumping them back in the middle of their native habitat.
#bonus points if none if the crew are Japanese#aliens just dropped where they thought was best
I literally just googled "city with the highest population"
I’ll bet they have cool new tattoos that turn out to be tracking devices too. Just in case these spirited individuals try to make another break for it.
... do the tats make them stupid popular, like that time scientists gave birds tracker anklets and it accidentally made them ultra fuckable
Let’s say yes. Those alien scientists are learning so much, and none of it is accurate.
it’s 2028. trump is dead. elon is dead. zuckerberg is dead bezos is dead they’re all dead
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Hey did y'all ever think about that if doctors blame all fat people's medical issues on them being too fat without proper investigation and then feel justified in neglecting their medical concerns, then statistically more fat people WILL develop and potentially die from serious health issues and it might not actually be because of the fat when everything comes down to it