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“Oh, hey, Sam.” Robin greeted when the tall blond walked into the house, shutting the door behind himself and kicking off his shoes while holding a plastic bag from Joja Mart.
“Hey, ma!” Sam smiled brightly, Robin chuckled.
“Sebs in the shower right now, how have you been? How are Jodi and Kent?” Robin asked, leaning over her counter.
“It's been a little weird, adjusting to dad being back, but Vince is really excited. Moms a little tense, we’re getting back into the groove. Dads…on edge, it's a little weird but I don’t blame him.” Sam sighed softly.
“That's good, I’ll have to have them over for dinner sooner or later.” Robin said.
“I’m sure mom would appreciate not having to cook.” Sam smiled, Robin laughed along before shaking her head.
“Damn, kid, I remember when you were tiny.” Robin sighed with a smile. “Now here you are, dating my kiddo and calling me ma.”
Sam's face went slightly red, laughing. “Yeah, it is a little weird, isn't it?”
“Oh, Sam, you’re here.” Sebastian's voice chimed in, a towel hanging around his neck as he walked down the hallway in a black t-shirt and gray sweatpants.
“Alright, I won’t hold you both. Love you both, be careful, let me know if you need me, blah, blah, blah.” Robin said, shooing them off. Sam laughed.
“Thanks, ma.” He said before following Sebastian down to the basement.
“Gimme a sec, let me dry my hair.” Sebastian said, using his towel and vigorously rubbing his scalp and hair.
“You’re gonna go bald, lol.” Sam said, snorting and setting down the bag onto the table.
“Don’t say L-O-L out loud you freak.” Sebastian scoffed and tossed the towel into his laundry. “You bring the snacks and shit?”
“Yep, yep. Got everything on the list, is Abby coming?” Sam asked.
“No, I think Caroline wanted her home for dinner, and Pierre hates the smell of weed so she bailed.” Sebastian said, shaking his head and sitting down at his desk, spinning a bit before getting into his desk drawer, pulling out the bag of weed.
“Ah, well, sucks to suck, more for us.” Sam said, snickering and sitting on his bed.
“Damn right, here, turn on what you want, I’m gonna get it ready.” Sebastian said, tossing the TV remote to Sam, who started to cruise through Netflix.
“You want something easy or, like, law and order?” Sam questioned, biting his lip a bit.
“Get high and try to solve murder mysteries? Fuck yes.” Sebastian said, using a water bottle to fill up the bong just enough, before placing the marijuana. “Wanna go first?” Sebastian asked, offering Sam the bong and tossing his lighter over.
“Yeah, give me it.” Sam said, taking it and clicking play on Law and Order while Sebastian walked over to sit down next to him.
Sebastian lit the bong while Sam inhaled, breathing out after a few seconds and relaxing against the pillows. Sebastian took it and did it for himself before setting it off to the side.
They watched Law and Order for a while, taking turns hitting the bong until they were completely buzzed.
Sebastian was laying on Sam's chest, under his arm and snickering at the TV. At some point, they had turned off Law and Order and turned on a kids show.
“Damn, Doras a backstabbing bitch,” Sam commented, Sebastian snorted, content to cuddle up against Sam.
“You’re a dumbass.” Sebastian replied, Sam suddenly turning over and kissing his cheek, narrowly missing his lips.
“You looooove me, thooooough. ” Sam smirked, kissing all over Sebastians face while the smaller one snorted and tried to push Sam away.
“You’re a fucking dork .” Sebastian said, pushing him onto his side of the bed before standing and getting into the bag of snacks. “Do you want anything?”
“Cola, pleeease.” Sam said, Sebastian pulled out the Joja cola and handed it to him, holding a small bag of chips and beginning to eat them before he heard a knock on the door.
“Come in.” Sebastian called, hearing the door open up the stairs before Robin appeared.
“Hey, you both, I’m making food when you get hungry. Don’t forget to air the room out, Sebby, you know Dem and Maru don’t like the smell.” Robin said.
“I won't, mom, you done at the shop for the day, you want some?” Sebastian offered. “There's a little bit left in here.” He said, grabbing the bong and checking it.
“I’m about to cook, I don’t wanna use the stove high as a kite. Maybe before bed, though.” Robin waved her hand.
“I’ll probably save it anyway, Sam and I are good.” Sebastian nodded.
“Alright, love, have fun.” Robin said before leaving and shutting the door, just a second before she did, Sebastian could hear his step-dad beginning to say something– most likely about the smell.
“Thank fuck your mom is cool.” Sam snorted. “My mom would throw a damn fit.”
Sebastian laughed. “Gotta love her, Demetrius is a tool, though.” Sebastian shrugged, crunching on his chips.
“Is he really that bad? I didn’t think you hated Maru.” Sam said.
“I don’t hate Maru, she's a little…Well, she's not as bad as her dad, she's just smart with moms personality. I’d probably dislike her a little more if she acted like that douche.” Sebastian hummed.
“Yeah, I get what you mean…I’ve never had a step-dad, but if a dude came by and acts like your dad cause he fucked your mom? Yeah, fuck that.” Sam said.
“Don’t make me imagine that, dude, what the hell.” Sebastian snorted, shoving Sam's shoulder. “When I was younger, he had this thing going on when mom was pregnant with Maru, trying to get me to call him dad. I was 5 and hated that motherfucker.” Sebastian explained.
“No shit? Really?” Sam asked in shock.
“I know, right?! He was trying his damn hardest and mom kept telling him it probably wasn’t gonna happen. It was just some weird thing he did before Maru was born, like, practicing on me in a way. But I wasn’t a newborn, so it was pretty useless.” Sebastian shrugged.
“Yoba, what a tool.” Sam laughed, yawning. “I’m sleepy, you feel like cuddling and talking more shit?”
“Fuck yeah.” Sebastian said as they both wrangled themselves under the covers without actually getting off of the bed.
Sebastian slid under Sam's arm again, laying on his chest and sighing quietly.
“You hear about the thing with the farmer?” Sam chimed in.
“No, what’d they- wait, which one?” Sebastian muttered.
“All three of them.” Sam clarified.
“What did all three of them do?” Sebastian laughed, kicking his leg over Sam's legs.
“Your mom.” Sam replied with a content sigh.
“You’re such a- fucking hell.” Sebastian rolled his eyes while Sam burst out laughing.