Chapter 1: Server introduction
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Izuku was only twelve, but he liked to think he was smart. He would never say that, but he secretly loved winning games on chess.com and running his quirk analysis blog.
He didn’t have any friends outside of the screen, but he would call Rat God a friend. They were always open to playing chess with Izuku, and they commented on his blog with helpful information or critiques!
Because of his quirkless status, Izuku often found himself online, where quirk status didn’t matter. His mom was always worried, but Izuku was safe and never did anything stupid online.
One day, Izuku opened up discord to see that Rat God had invited him to a server. He was skeptical, but accepted anyways, as he could leave if nessicary, but it didn’t seem like he’d have to.
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-> Welcome @SmallMight64
SmallMight64: Hello!
Rat God: Welcome!
This server is just an experiement of mine, feel free to use it for whatever you’d like!
Coffeecat: What he means is that he got bored and needed something interesting
SmallMight64: Oh okay haha!
criminal: Hello!!
SmallMight64: Hi!!
Izuku was a little confused, but he ended up heading to the introduction channel and quickly filling it out.
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SmallMight64:
Names: SmallMight is my main name, but Greenbean can be used as a nickname :D
Pronouns: He/Him
Hobbies: Quirk analysis, chess and art!
Extras: I run a quirk analysis blog that I update weekly! I am fairly active, so feel free to ping me at any time!
God that was stressful. Izuku just laid on his bed for a bit. New people scared him, but if they knew Rat God then it should be fine. He was just happy that he hadn’t needed to put his quirk status.
Eventually, he sat back up and opened chess.com for another round with Rat God. The round lasted for a while, but eventually Izuku won. It was rare that he did, but it always was fun.
Rat God: Nice game SmallMight!
SmallMight64: You too!
Thanks for playing with me!
Rat God: Of course!
School was always stressful, but a few rounds of chess always made Izuku feel better.
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After a few years, the group in the server had gotten closer, and there had been a few additions. The original members were himself, Rat God, Coffeecat, criminal, censored, and TrueMan, but over time, they gained insomnicat and BOOM to their list. BOOM was someone Izuku met at a villain fight, as Izuku was analysing it and she was planning support gear for the heroes participating, and the two ended up becoming good friends. The second resident insomniac was invited by Hatsume, who said that they were friends, but Shinsou just said that they happened to go to the same school. The three all hung out together after school, and it was honestly relieving for Izuku.
The name of the server, dollar store slendermans mansion, was explained to be because everyone in the server were like “knock off creepypastas”, which Izuku found quite amusing.
The user, criminal, wasn’t even a criminal afterall, he was apparently a teacher who once snapped at someone because they were being quirkest and insulting his husband, Coffeecat, and hit them. That story seemed to be getting wilder as time went on, as everyone who knew him kept exaggerating the story to annoy him. Honestly, Izuku supported his actions, as that person who got hit was a teacher at aldera that tormented Izuku until the teacher was fired. One day the teacher just vanished, and Izuku vowed to thank criminal one day.
The server itself had evolved into more of a chatting space. Everyone there would randomly share something, sometimes a game, or a quote from someone, or just sharing what was happening in the moment. It was nice. Izuku felt like he had friends there, unlike at school.
He had revealed that he was quirkless, but no one seemed to care. Izuku was not ashamed to admit that he cried at that.
But today, Izuku had a question to ask. He honestly didn’t know what to do, so he just did what he always did, and asked the server.
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SmallMight64: So uh
theoretically
what would you do if someone offered you a quirk
Rat God: That sounds like a certain villain
Run and call the authorities
SmallMight64: But said person is a hero
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Once Nedzu saw the message from SmallMight, saying that he was offered a quirk by a hero, everything clicked into place. He opened up his private messages with All Might, just to ask.
Private Messages
Nedzu: Did you happen to offer someone your quirk?
All Might: Yes!
How did you know?
Nedzu: Thank you!
:)
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Rat God: If said hero does anything just let me know :)
Coffeecat: Rat, explain
You clearly know something we don’t, because that’s impossible
Rat God: :)
Coffeecat: Lovely.
TrueMan: @Rat God, is it who I think it was?
Rat God: Unfortunately
TrueMan: sigh
They couldn’t have told us?
criminal: ????
Rat God: Apparently not.
They tend to make brash descisions, but luckily it was SmallMight, so there isn’t a risk.
SmallMight64: Oh you know them?
Rat God: Yes, sadly
I’m usually not ashamed of that, but with this new descision they made, I am
censored: someone needs to explain.
Now.
criminal: I agree, what the hell
Coffeecat: its the rat, do you really expect an explanation?
hes either going to respond to us with a “:)” or just ignore our requests
Rat God: :)
Coffeecat: told you
criminal: damnit
BOOM: That sounds creepy @SmallMight64, don’t trust them!!
Wait Rat endorsed it
CAN THEY TEST MY BABIES WITH ME?????
insomnicat: chill about your “babies”
TrueMan: I’d prefer if you didn’t blow them up, we all know how your inventions work
BOOM: It’s a part of the process!
SmallMight64: If you want, I could bring it up with them later :D
BOOM: YIPPEE!!
insomnicat: stop helping her
Coffeecat: you all give me gray hairs
SmallMight64: Awh :(
censored: No I agree with SmallMight, I don’t care what the rat says, I’m not gonna trust that hero yet, BLOW THEM UP!
criminal: I don’t know which side to agree with here :/
On one hand, I don’t trust that hero, on the other, I don’t trust boom’s inventions to not explode
Rat God: I’d say it’s alright!
Take a video for me :)
Coffeecat: Rat.
Rat God: I control your paycheck, think again :)
Coffeecat: god I hate this job
Nedzu cackled at that.
Chapter 2: EXPLOSIONS
Notes:
Sorry y'all, this is a shorter chapter but I feel like it ended well there, but I will have more coming your way dw! Next update may be in a few weeks or like later today, sorry the ADHD goes brr at random times. Love y'all!
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SmallMight64:
I get it, I’m quirkless and I haven’t been trained, but like
damn
does this really have to be this hard???
Tf you mean I have to carry full size fridges and be able to throw them so that my limbs to explode off
like
tf????
censored: I-
I’m concerned about the limbs exploding part, please elaborate
insomnicat: im concerned too, please elaborate
SmallMight64: APPARENTLY
if I don’t build up enough muscle mass
then my limbs will explode when I get the quirk
which is complete bullshit by the way like what in the actual hell is this stupid ass quirk
Coffeecat: I always push my students hard, but a quirk like that is entirely illogical
but I support the “throwing fridges” bit
you don’t want to die on the field
SmallMight64: >:(
Rat God: I am reconsidering his paycheck
Coffeecat: I’m sorry
this hero works here?
tell me his name so I can publicly shame him
Rat God: Unfortunately that is confidential
SmallMight64: Yeah he told me that I can’t tell anyone and that it’s a national secret
same thing about his injuries
Trueman: I-
I’m actually going to knock some sense into that man
He showed you his injuries
A middle schooler
His injuries
Rat God: I’m lowering his salary more than it already was lowered
Coffeecat: are you sure I can’t beat this man up
Rat God: Yes, I am sure
Coffeecat: goddamnit
criminal: Sorry just got here, what the fuck
please release the name of this hero
I agree with coffeecat
consored: I’ve just been sitting here baffled
I think all of us want their name
insomnicat: where did SmallMight go?
wait he probably got yelled at for being on his phone
Coffeecat: sigh
at least he’s training
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BOOM: I wasn’t here then but WHAT THE ACTUAL HELL
CREEPO ALERT 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️
SmallMight64: He’s not a creep!
He’s a hero :(
BOOM: x to doubt
criminal: x
censored: x
insomnicat: x
BOOM: N E WAYS
(not trying to dismiss but I have NEWSSS)
I MADE NEW BABIES
insomnicat: oh god
SmallMight64: You think you’re in for it?
I’m stuck here with boom
trying them out
wish me luck because I really don’t think I’m making it out of all the explosions alive
BOOM:
:DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
insomnicat: yeah no
id rather you than me
Coffeecat: god I can feel the migrane from here
I don’t even know who you two are
BOOM: You love us!
Coffeecat: I really don’t
SmallMight64: :(
Coffeecat: :)
criminal: hey!
stop being mean, you love them
don’t deny the fact that you’ve gotten worried over them before
just the other day you you prepared to commit a crime to find who that hero was at the first meeting
Coffeecat: …
SmallMight64: :DDDDDDDDDD
BOOM: :DDDDDDDDDDDDDD
censored: awwww, your kits :)
Coffeecat: fuck you
censored:
<3