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Alex as Superior “Hey, Morgan. What do you have there?”
Morgan “I have a love spider.”
Alex “Why do you need a love spider?”
Morgan “Well I think Alex is falling in love me and I’m gonna ask him, if I can use this spider to make him love me quicker.”
Alex “Okay, while that doesn’t sound like a bad plan, that is not a love spider.”
Morgan “But it has a little, red heart on its butt.”
Alex “No, it has a red hourglass on its abdomen. You’re holding a black widow spider.”
Morgan “Oh… Well I gotta scrap that plan. Maybe a love potion.”
Alex “Give the deadly spider to me.”
Morgan “Oh, no. I’m keeping Hearts she’s a sweetheart.”
Alex “I don’t feel comfortable with this.”
Morgan “She won’t bite me, unless I fuck up.”
Alex “Okay, but if you ever make a mistake and get bitten, you call me immediately no ifs ands or buts.”
Morgan “Okay, that’s fair.”
Alex “Do you mind if I ask why you think he is falling in love with you?”
Morgan “I don’t mind. While I have been recovering he’s spent a lot of time with me and has helped me a lot. I don’t know maybe I’m romanticizing the whole thing, but I’m gonna ask him.”
Alex “Alright. I’m still a bit confused as to why you needed a love spider.”
Morgan “I’m impatient. If he’s falling in love, I’ll shove him over and catch him.”
Alex laughed a bit. “Alright.”