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Teachings from Bard College

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Caprice teaches Felix and Toa how to stretch a human to fit a goliath

Notes:

Many of the things caprice says are factual, HOWEVER THE SPEED AT WHICH THEY TAKE THINGS IS NOT REALISTICALLY SAFE AND EMBELLISHED FOR THE SAKE OF WORD COUNT AND BREVITY. Please research how to safely stretch your anus before trying ANYTHING of the sort!

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“I want to, Toa, but I don't know if I physically can! I mean you're half as thick as my thigh and most the length of it too…”

Toa smiled at Felix, a hint sullen, “I understand you want to and I'm sure we can figure it out eventually, but I'm happy with what we have.” Toa reached under and scooped Felix onto his lap, pointedly pressing their erections together, even if Felix’s all but disappeared under Toa’s body mass.

"I like being able to lift you and move you around, and press up against you, and being able to easily take you in my mouth and watch you squirm. Felix, I don't need to be inside you to enjoy you. I love it when you sit there and get me off with your mouth on my dick and hands massaging into me. Felix, I love you.”

Felix felt tears well up, maybe not the most romantic thing Toa had told him, but reassuring all the same. “Okay, well keep looking though, right?”

Before Toa could answer a knock sounded at the door of their shared inn room. Felix groaned and Toa laid him on their bed, walking over to his grass skirt to fasten it on in a semblance of being presentable.

Toa opened the door the width of his shoulders to ensure the person wouldn't see Felix’s state of undress. He was extremely surprised not to see an upset fellow inn-dweller or staff to complain about something, but instead a Caprice with a sheepish grin at the door.

“Hello Caprice? Is there an emergency?" Toa spoke quickly and while Felix faltered off the bed to quickly dress in case they needed to leave or fight quickly.

“Caprice waved his hand, "No, no, nothing of the sort! Felix doesn't have to put his pants on or anything, in fact I'm thinking he shouldn't, especially if you'll accept my help!”

“Your help?" Caprice let out a small chuff as only Felix’s head appeared between Toa’s bicep and the door now pushed a slightly more ajar.

“I mean, I grew up in Galtica and went to a Bard College for a while, I have some experience stretching and well… being stretched to take some of the larger students… and maybe a few professors too.”

"OH BY THE NINE HELS, YOU HEARD ALL OF THAT? TOA KILL ME!” Felix’s face burst into a vibrant red and disappeared back into the room, a groan followed with a much quieter, “I chose death by suffocation, please come sit on me.”

"I mean, I was walking past the door and I got curious… but yes, most of it. Can I come in or this a hallway conversation?”

Toa didn’t know what to say, glancing over his shoulder at Felix and back to Caprice… He supposed Felix now had his pants on, even if it was likely the man wasn’t wearing anything underneath and lacking his belt.

“I suppose, Felix?” Toa glanced back waiting for an objection, when none came he pulled Caprice in by his shoulder and quickly pushed the door shut.

Felix groaned even louder and sat up, flushed with embarrassment and dregs of arousal that wasn’t flagging as quick as he’d like with the added person in the room.

Toa motioned for the small writing desk pushed in the corner of their inn room and took the spot on the bed next to Felix.

“Are we really having this talk? I mean, really, really? Like I understand what I said, but we have to go to battle if not tomorrow, then the day after, or in a week and I have to look him in the eye and remember this,” Felix rambled before going rigid looking at Toa, eyes wide, “WHAT IF HE SINGS ABOUT THIS! Caprice, you wouldn't, right?”

“I wouldn’t uh- well? I wouldn’t make fun of you for being bad?”

Felix deflated and let his face fall into his hands.

Toa watched Caprice in though, “You’re saying it’s possible though? Felix can do it if he wants to?”

“I mean, I’ve seen smaller humans take larger, you’re only a foot and half taller, not something like 3! I mean, there’s an old adventuring party where their Goblin took a Triton and Firbolg! Now, if it turns out Felix is hiding a little secret down there, that’s another issue, asses are much more forgiving than a pussy or cloaca.”

Toa nodded along with rapt attention, “No there are no secrets, unless even I don’t know them!”

Felix sighed with an arm covering his face, “No Caprice, I have a dick and an ass, with the amount of times you’ve been so keen on bonding while peeing, I don’t know why you’re asking.”

“You never know with magic,” he finished simply, “Now are you ready to be an adult about this or are you going to continue to roll around on the bed and whine? I can also leave.”

With one last glare from under his arm, Felix sat up, hands in lap, cheeks, flushed, but eyes fixed to Caprice’s. “Fine, if you think I can, I want to.”

Caprice grinned and then a much smaller smile, “I’m positive you can but how long it takes depends on you.”

Felix and Toa waited for him to continue.

“Man, most people get offended with a ‘What’s that supposed to mean?’ You both are no fun. Anyway, lose the pants and get comfortable!” Caprice hopped from his seat and begane his saunter off to the two.

Felix’s eyes went wide, “RIGHT NOW?”

Caprice shrugged, “No time like the present, let’s see the goods and get started, I mean, depending on what you can take this could take there’s a chance this won’t take weeks or months!”

Felix gaped, “Months? What do you mean months?”

Caprice shrugged, “I mean, if you’re brand new and can barely take my pinky then yeah, months until you can take Toa, but if you’re a bit farther along it won’t be that bad. It’s like one of those slopes that starts real slow and then ramps up on the back end!”

Felix looked to Toa, who just shrugged, “Only if you want to, I don’t need this.”

The human sucked in a deep breath and stood up, legs buckling slightly. Caprice stretched out an arm to steady him, “Cute, so, ready to begin?”

Felix let the hem of his pants go and looked away as the loose article fell, he really should buy clothes instead of wearing the fisher-man’s garb he stole.

“Nice party trick, now turned around, lay just your front on the bed.” Caprice gently turned Felix’s body for him, pressing into his shoulders and getting the man comfortable.

“Now Toa, you better pay attention, you’ll have to do some of this for him, you don’t stay loose, it’s a process or a routine with upkeep just like any skill.” Toa nodded quickly and begun to stare at every little movement, from the raising of both men’s chest, to the lazy swipes of Caprice's tail, and the flutter of Felix’s lashes.

“Step one,” Caprice whispered, running his hand over Felix’s hip, “Get them relaxed, it makes everything smoother.”

Toa felt like a voyager in his own (temporary) bedroom as Caprice kissed at Felix’s neck, shoulders, down his spine, easily taking the human’s hand licking at the back of it, barely their kisses pressing into the knuckles. He watched as Felix shuddered and sighed as the small effections.

“One the muscles loosened you can start, but it’s very important to make sure they stay relaxed until the size is easy,” Caprice said with an tone of importance before adding a slight devility to his voice, “And Felix likes listening to someone, he makes it obvious. I mean, even if it’s not sexual, look how easily he takes authority, take that to the bedroom and he’d bend over backwards to impress you, Toa.”

“You mean like this,” Toa took on the voice he generally saved for acting and attempting to be mean for the sake of Iris. Caprice huffed and tapped the back of his hand to Toa’s shoulder, “Not quite, buddy, you can work on it or find something different.”

Caprice went back to long, slow stroke down Felix’s back with firm squeezes on his ass. “Now oil?”

Felix grumbled and the outline of a hand floated over with a bottle clutched. Caprice gasped and squeezed tighter, earning a yelp, “Felix! You dirty boy, we’re not so different after all!” Caprice summoned his own mage hand as the two spectral limps worked in a tandem to open and hand over the bottle.

“Back to the lesson now!” Caprice declared, pouring some of the oil down Felix’s legs with a grin at the gasp, “Don’t do that!”

Toa’s gasped followed a tad after, “Then why would you do that? What if it ruins everything? Felix has wanted this for months? Caprice!”

“Because it caused him to tense, if you did that and didn’t make Felix relax again it could be a little more painful.”

The giant nodded along, “Okay, and then?”

“Well you’d sooth him and Felix would take his own hand or his mage hand and open himself up, I mean, no offence but the most you could do to help at this stage is encouragement. One of your fingers is like the size of three of ours!”

Toa set his face in a determined line and leaned down to lay next to Felix, mimicking the tieflings hand. A large spread palm ran the length of Felix’s back, warm and heavy just like the rest of his boyfriend, he willed himself from the fort of his arms and peeked at Toa.

The goliath’s eyes softened as he bent forward to kiss him, easily, fluid, and familiar. His pupils went wide when he wasn’t just kissing Felix, but also muffling a drawn out moan.

“See, now he took a pinky without any pain,” Caprice grinned like a cat who caught the bird.

“That’s not a surprise Caprice, I’ve taken a whole mage hand,” Felix grumbled only to cause Caprice to yank his ankle light with his tail. “We’re learning, not talking back.”

Toa frowned and peppered kisses along Felix’s face and the crown of his head before he was beckoned to come back up next to Caprice.

“Now, safety, Very important. Use lots, and I mean an obscene amount of oil until you’re more comfortable using it in moderation, a metric buttfuck if you will.”

Caprice continued to pump his pinky in and out, adding a second finger without warning, “The muscle is also very weak, it’s like working on a muscle you’ve never used, you have to go slow you’ll tear yourself a new one, literally! This means tearing, bleeding, and even infections are very likely, and as much as I’d like to see you explain that to Iris, I’d also like her to preserve her magic for battle.”

The fiendish man laughed as Toa turned a darker shade of gray, eyes still trapped in the two, now three fingers rhythmicity moving in and out, back and forth.

“Shall I keep going, Felix?” Caprice leaned down, pressing their body’s together and pressing his three fingers at where his prostate should be. “Oh gods, Caprice! Stop teasing!”

Caprice smiled and worked in the last finger, then a thumb, each increase followed by at least a full five minutes until there was an easy glide.

“This is going to be a big increase, are you ready?” Caprice asked softly in a much different tone, “It’s more than you’ve probably taken if you’ve only used your mage hand.”

Felix nodded from where he’d buried himself to muffle the string of groans Caprice brought, “If it hurts you tell me. We can go slower or back up a step.” Felix nodded again and Caprice reached his clean hand to pinch his friend, “Words please, this is important.”

The wizard pushed himself to his elbows and turned around to frown at Caprice, “I’m fine, it’s not hurt yet, not even uncomfortable like the first times. You can keep going.”

“Thank you, baby,” Caprice stopped his laugh when Felix fled to hide in the sheets again, it didn’t help that he could feel the man clench around his fingers at the pet name.

“Deep breath in,” He muttered softly, pushing in when his directions were followed, he laughed a Toa following his instruction meant for Felix. “And out.”

Caprice repeated his instructions. On the third time he pressed in deeper and opened his hand from the spear shape it had held.

Instead of the smooth, even exhale Felix had done before he groaned, almost more of a yell that ended in a moan. “Oh that’s different,”

Toa watched his boyfriend squirm on the bed, eyes wide and blown, he still felt uneven watching Felix get fucked by another man, but it was Caprice! Here to help and wouldn’t hurt them, then again maybe Toa was a little too into it when he heard Caprice let out a breathy laugh and felt himself twitch with the same excitement Felix’s moan got.

“Good up,” Caprice goaded, repeating the action again and again, “It’s going to be a fun night if you think that’s good.”

On the tenth or so time, Caprice turned his wrist and when he opened his arm two knuckles pressed into Felix and had the wizard's vision flashing white as he painted the sheets.

When he came to, Felix was on his back, eyes up at the ceiling. After his sight returned he heard Toa whispering in his ear. “You were so pretty, so good for Caprice, way too good for me,” Toa kissed along his cheek and neck.

Felix brought his hand to Toa’s hair and dug his nails lightly against the other’s scalp, “I just had the best orgasm I’ve had in a while, you better stop talking shit about my best friend.” Toa offered an apology and tried to bury his face in the crook of Felix’s neck.

“Ready for round two?”

 

Felix started as the teifling’s voice and scrambled to sit up, hands coming to cover his dick.

“Oh please, I just had my entire hand in your ass and we have the same junk, your’s just doesn't have the same ridges,” he scoffed out at the side of the bed. Tail still going in a lazy sway and a noticeable tent in his pants. “Well?”

Felix let him sit, still a tad fuzzy in post-orgasm. Yeah, he could probably do another. Three if he felt like pushing it. “Do I just roll back over, or what?”

Caprice grinned, wide and prideful, “Hands and knees, pretty boy.”

Felix shiverd and did as he was told.

“Now if you keep the upkeep, I’d say once a week, you won’t need to find some extra baggage like a fun little toy or a helping hand to fist your ass, but first time definitely. I mean look at this!” he ended with a push of his hands. Caprice’s entire hand slid in with little difficulty, reaching inside and stretching his fingers like before. Felix had to admit, it felt much easier this time… Then the man pushed deeper.

“Humans have such adaptable little bodies," Caprice said with all the air of a teacher, despite half of his forearm periodically disappearing into Felix, “How do you think half-orcs,half-giants, and the like came around? Humans are perfect for breeding, or something like that.”

Felix regretted this new position as his moan wasn’t muffled, his arms trembled, and he felt much more exposed, especially with Toa laying next to him, eyes rapt on his ass.

“Now, you could also use some tongue, but I’m going to be honest and say that's not be a fun first for Toa if we don’t clean you out first, so another day then. That being said, I think Toa can start to have his fun.”

Caprice let his declare hang in the air for a second before pulling his hand out of Felix, far too quickly if you asked the wizard and with an unnecessary slap on his ass. Caprice sat to Felix’s side, Toa sheepishly sitting up with him.

Caprice took the Giant’s hand and poor oil over the ends of his fingers, “Is that enough?”

Toa looked at the coating and shook his head, “I don’t want to hurt him, add more.”

Caprice preened with pride, “Very good! Full points,” he said while adding twice as much, “and now?”

Toa smiled before repeating back what Caprice had taught him while Felix was out of it, “Let it sit so it warms up before starting and add more if you need to!”

“Very good,” Caprice added a slap to Toa’s ass to punctuate it with slight regret for his palm’s new throbbing pain.

Toa breathed in and out twice for circling around the small muscle of Felix’s entrance, pressing lightly to watch the deceptively tight ring bend around his digit and open.

“Are you ready?” Toa asked, voice drenched in concern.

Felix sucked in a breath, tears coming to his eyes with anticipation, “Please,” he gasped out. Toa waited for him to take a long breath in for pressing farther. It was worth it with the long, low moan as he entered him for the first time.

Toa gasped, “He’s so warm.”

Caprice chucked, “If you think Felix’s is toasty, I should take a ride.”

Felix made a noise in his throat he didn’t know he could, an almost growl at Caprice. The kiss he got on his cheek didn’t help the jealous feeling, not the nasty bout of fear. “Calm down, Toa is all yours, baby. I’m just here to help.”

Felix tried to scoff out a ‘good’ until Toa’s finger hit dead on and his arms collapsed. Face in the sheets, ass in the air, and gasping for breath, Felix never felt better.

“Felix,” Toa yelled out, arm stopping so suddenly it was just constant pressure on his prostate. Caprice pressed another kiss on Felix’s cheek, then shoulder, a nip to his neck for good measure.

“That’s a good reaction, but you might not want to press too hard on his prostate. That can become painful and lead to early erectile dysfunction.” Toa gasped and moved his hand back quickly, practically ripping his finger out.

“Just be careful and listen,” Caprice ran his finger up Felix’s chest and light pinched at the man’s nipple earning a moan, pressing into his shoulders a sigh, and a nip to his neck a groan. “See, pleasant and pleased noises, however,” Caprice took nis nailed and pinched at the the bud and Felix sucked in a breath through his teeth, “and that’s not a good sound. Try again.”

Toa pumped his finger again, slightly unsure, but speeding up with the steady sting of ‘pleasant’ noises as Caprice categorized them. He looked to the tiefling with a determined face and with the returned nod he pulled his finger to almost out of Felix and pressed back in with two before the human could even finish the whine he’d started.

“Oh, Toa, it feels so good. God’s Toa, it’s so big already. Please, please, let me take you, god’s I need you To-a” Felix whined and withered from his place in the sheet, vaguely aware of the damp puddle he has created and the blood on his lip from trying to muffle sounds.

“You’re going to look so nice when we get to the main event, you’ve taken everything so well, just wait until you can feel him in your stomach, physically see it, feel it from the outside,” Caprice whispered in Felix’s ear, hands petting along his hair.

Felix sobbed as his prostate was hit on and moments later when he sucked in a breath it was knocked right back out with a third finger.

“For the first time, let’s do four fingers and we’ll take it very slow. Can you handle waiting that long, To?.”

Toa looked surprised at the consideration pointed at him before steading his face and resolutely giving, “I’d wait years without getting off if it helps Felix.”

“Well, go for three so you’re not waiting years, maybe another hour though.”

Felix shuddered and grabbed onto Caprice's forearm, probably leaving a bruise or at the very least little crescent shape marks as Toa’s third finger sunk in slowly with more oil added.

Painfully slow and long minutes later, Felix found his head laying in Caprice’s lap, sweat damp hair being brushed carefully and a tail wrapping his arm lightly in an odd gesture of comfort. “This is going to hurt no matter how careful Toa and I are, it’s very important you tell us if it’s too much or too fast, but we’re not going to go faster no matter how much you beg.”

Felix took a minute to ground himself, before nodding, “Okay.”

“That being said,” Caprice started again, some of the seriousness bleeding out, “There’s a way to get you more relaxed again, but I don’t know if you’ll be able to continue after.”

“Tell me,” Felix said without hesitation.

“Another orgasm, if you’re up for it. Although this time I’d recommend we put your dick to use and not overstimulate your ass too badly.”

Felix nodded and Caprice grinned, “Well then, thank you for the meal!”

Before Felix could even complain or suggest that Toa should do it instead, Caprice’s face was even with his crotch, heated breath running across the member. He pressed a kiss to the tip, lips staining with white. He ran his tongue down the length, and back up to swallow down to the root in a long stripe.

Felix practically screamed with their Bard’s practiced movements. His tongue catching under the head before his lips did, the damned thing practically was a separate entity and it flicked over the head of his dick, swirled, and made patterns down his length like sucking dick was an artform. With the delicious pressure of Caprice’s throat closing around Felix he came, maybe too fast, but he’d been borderline tortured for the past hour from his last orgasm to now.

Felix’s mind floated away and came back to himself moaning, four spread fingers inside of him and Toa bent at the waist, one arm by his head to support him, just staring at Felix while Caprice whispered in his ear.

Felix didn’t know what Toa saw, he didn’t imagine he looked very nice with tears running down his face, drool on the corners of his mouth, and face flushed with exertion, but Toa, his Toa. A sheen of sweat, eyes blown, focused, lustful.

He felt his body arch off the bed and Toa nodded above him.

Felix almost didn’t register the fingers leaving him and only realized what was happening when Caprice told him to take a deep breath and something blunt met his entrance. He gasped as it breached him, unforgiving flesh making it’s home inside of him, Felix didn’t even want to imagine that before all the stretching.

Felix muttered out words, languages rapidly switching to and from, the only consistent and prominent word was his muttering a Toa’s name over and over like a prayer.

Not even by inches, by half inches Toa made his way in, carefully watching Felix’s face, barely aware of his own need until his hips hit the mattress and Felix’s legs came up to pitifully wrap around his waist only to barely hook over his ass. He loved Felix, from the moment they met as a friend until he became his lover, and now? He can’t believe this little man is taking him in full and moaning like no one else existed.

Caprice pressed a kiss to his cheek with a cheeky grin, “I’ll leave you to it, have a good night. I’ll tell Iris we’ll need an extra day of rest~” Caprice sang with a saunter towards the door, hips swaying and tail lazily making long strokes in the air.

Toa didn’t bother with a goodbye, so full entrapped in Felix, and the heat, and the sounds, and the friction. All to quickly did it end, him losing himself before Felix even did.

Heat filled Felix’s abdomen, even more than before and filled in a new way, a strange, surreal feeling as Toa begane to soften and sunk down to kneel on the floor so Felix’s erection was more level with his face.

Long drags of tongue and a hand working the man’s prostate brought a third near painful last orgasm from Felix. The two laid on top of the sheets panting heavily.

Felix mumbled into Toa’s chest, nose pressed into the muscle. Toa let himself sit there and just breath for several minutes. They’d really done it, Felix had done it.

He swelled with pride and gratitude, before sitting up.

“Caprice said we need to really get up before bed and that a bath would be great for your muscles.” Felix nodded sleepily, “Sure Toa, whatever you say.”

Toa picked up Felix under the arms and legs, draping a sheet over the man for the semblance of privacy, only in a skirt with no undergarments himself. His made his way to the baths the inn had and slowly took his time washing the two off the side before having Felix light the fire with prestidigitation and sink into the heating bath.

Freshly cleaned hands, dicks, asses, and a good full body rise, the bath just soothed most the aches the two had from the night.

Bonsu Scene!

Caprice sauntered out and shut the door behind him before all but sprinting to his own room, grateful for his private room. He slammed his own door and through his body against it, hand reaching down and palming at the erection. He could still feel the pleasant sting from Felix’s arm occasionally tugging his tail.

He slipped out of his boxers with a clean hand and used the one still wet with oil to slide along himself, satisfyingly smooth and warm with heat that wasn’t entirely his own. He could almost imagine another person standing behind pressed up against him like a wall of muscle and stroking him. Maybe he should summon Alexa?

Bonus Scene Part Two

The party woke up particularly late, Caprice’s arrival to the table for breakfast only aiding to that fact.

Iris held up a paw in greeting before continuing to fuss over a necklace that had become scuffed in their last frey.

“So Caprice, why do you look like a Sphinx that made a new riddle this fine morning?”

"Well good morning to you too, Lufti, did you sleep well?”

The genasi frowned and slumped on the table, "No, Felix and Toa decided to make use of their room.” With Lufti’s complaint Caprice’s grin grew and his tail started a lazy sway. Smug, he certainly looked smug.

Loud steps made it down the stairwell in the corner of the inn drawing Lufti and Caprice’s attention as Toa came into the common bar area holding up his human partner. Felix was wincing as they walked and more supported by Toa’s hand then his own legs.

Lufti took a look at Caprice, one to Felix, and back to their Fiendish companion, “That was you, you ruined my beauty sleep!"

Iris perked up at the accusatory tone taking a glance at her friends before batting the back of Lifti’s head, “Like you haven't to all of us, at least they have the modesty to apologize and not preen like peacocks." Lufti went back to her grumbling.

Toa helded Felix gingerly sit at the table, trying to carefully lower the human then seating himself with a loud creek of wood.

“Oh jeez, Felix, are ya feelin’ alright? Did you get a stomach bug? I could heal ya right up if ya need, bud,” Herja started as she tried to find outward injuries.

Caprice pulled her away by the gauntlet, “I wouldn't, Felix worked very hard to train something, if you heal it now by magic it'll take just as long next time instead of faster.”

"Well that's a weird workout, what’d he even train, no muscle I know works like that!?”

"Felix took my whole dick!”

The inn stopped for a moment. Silver and wooden utensils clattered on the wood tables and stone bar, chairs stopped mid scratch, and some poor soul choked on their morning tea.

“TOA! We don't say things like that, especially in public or to friends that don't want to know.” Felix turned to the party, " Oh gods above, I'm sorry," and then to the rest of the inn, “We're so sorry."

“I don't understand, it was a big achievement, you were so happy last night that we finally could do it?"

Felix groaned and mimicked Lufti in having his head shielded in his arms.

“Toa, that is just for you and Felix to know, that's private information. Like a secret only for those who were there and everyone has to be okay with telling other people. Felix, was not okay."

Toa tilted his head and nodded, “Okay, so I was supposed to only tell Caprice?"

Herja looked disgusted.

Caprice continued to grin and rub Herja’s back in a mock apology.

Iris just sighed.

Lufti muttered out an ‘Modesty, my blue ass’.

Toa was confused and Felix was wishing to the Raven Queen to take him.

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My References: https://www.healthline.com/health/healthy-sex/how-to-stretch-anus

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