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Chapter 6: Spartan Fury

Summary:

J decides to give his boss a gift to make up for all his previous failures, the problem is in the type of gift he decided to give him.

Notes:

(See the end of the chapter for notes.)

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Cyn could be seen standing on top of a building, in front of her were J with N and V on the side with a large box on the ground.

Cyn: [Bored] Alright J, you told me you wanted to talk to me about something, so. [Ask] What kind of killer creature that's going to destroy us did you bring here now?

J: No boss, I didn't bring anyone this time.

Cyn: [Raises an eyebrow] Oh [Ask] So why did you bring me here?

J: Well boss, I'm sure you've noticed that some of the threats we're facing are way beyond us.

Cyn: [SARCASM] No J, I didn't notice, I don't know what makes you think that, maybe when they tear me apart limb from limb? Oh when they skin me and make me explode?

V: Yeah

She laughed, causing the pigtailed drone to look at her annoyed.

J: As I was saying, I got to thinking and realized that maybe we should upgrade our weapons.

Cyn: Uh-hu. [Rolls eyes] And how do you propose to do this?

J: With that boss, guys, open the box.

N and V turned their hands into levers and used them to open the lid of the box, causing a strong light to come out from within.

Cyn: [Surprised] What the heck? [Question] What is that J?

J: Our victory card, boss, I have obtained a weapon that we can challenge the whole world with, a weapon that goes beyond human and robotic understanding.

She said as she approached the box and put her hand inside.

J: I present to you boss…

 

 

J: THE BLADE OF OLYMPUS!

Cyn: [Shocked look]

J: What are you saying boss, impressive right?

Cyn: J

J: You don't have to tell me that, I'm the best, I know that.

V: You didn't do it all by yourself you know.

Cyn: [Question] Where did they get that from?

V: Well, its name says it, Olympus.

Cyn: J, You stole the sword from the gods of Olympus?! DID YOU STEAL ZEUS HIS SWORD HIMSELF?!

N: Hey, hey, hey, calm down Cyn, we didn't steal it.

V: Yes, when we stole it everyone was practically dead already.

J: True, I don't know what the hell happened, but it was easy to get access to it, so we're free to use it however we want.

The eldritch maid looked at them before sighing.

Cyn: [Relieved] Well, I guess I'll give you that J, you did something right for once.

J seemed excited by her boss's praise, happy to make her proud.

Cyn: [Thinking] Maybe now, even when you ruin our matches, I'll be able to defend myself.

J: That's right boss.

N: Yep, and it's good that that white guy didn't notice, his face was kind of scary.

 

 

There was silence again, J looked at N with clenched teeth while V slapped himself in the face, Cyn on the other hand.

Cyn:… [Asks] J, what did N mean by that?

J: T-Calm down boss, I don't think he's coming to get her now.

The girl with the bow on her head only had to add 2 and 2 just to realize with horror what they were referring to.

CYn: [Fear] J, I beg you please, don't tell me that they stole the sword from-

 

 

Kratos: WHO STOLE MY SWORD?!

Cyn: J, THE FUCKING COMPANY, THEY STOLE THE SWORD IN FRONT OF KRATOS!

V: Oh really? I don't see the problem, that random guy doesn't seem too problematic.

Cyn just looks at her in shock at the way she referred to Kratos.

Cyn: Guys, that "random" guy over there is THE FUCKING GHOST OF SPARTA, THE FUCKING GOD OF WAR! WHO DO YOU THINK KILLED ALL THOSE GODS?!

N: I thought they got food poisoning from undercooked chicken.

V: I didn't know that guy over there was the god of war.

Cyn: WELL, HE IS, MORONS, AND HE'S GOING TO DESTROY US!

J: Calm down boss, I think you're forgetting something very important, and that is that we still have the SWORD OF OLYMPUS, absolute power is in our hands, we're not just mere mortal machines anymore! We have the power of the gods! THE SKY'S THE LIMIT AND WE'RE ON IT-!

 

CHAIN ​​GRIP

 

 

J:…

N:…

V:…

Cyn: [Shocked look]

J: Well, we're screwed.

Cyn: [Honesty] You don't know how much I hate you J.

She said annoyed hoping that at least the god killer would give them a quick, painless deat-

 

 

Cyn: Ok, no, WE'RE SO SCREWED!

 

 

Cyn: [Pain] [Pain] [Pain]

Notes:

Thanks to MetaMaster54610, Newbie1221 and arthurei (Guest) for the idea (I put the three of them because I had forgotten that Kratos was on the list until they reminded me, XD)

So, yes, this is also inspired by a video of the same guy that inspired me from the previous one, XD: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymRh9Zzf444