Chapter 1: The usual day in the Doorman Household
Summary:
Sub decides to Help out his mom after finding out she’s being stressed out from all the work she’s doing latey.
Notes:
(See the end of the chapter for notes.)
Chapter Text
Murder Drones- Doorman Chronicles
Chapter 1 - The Usual day in the Doorman household
By Lokeefe2023
Sub Pov
It was a Normal day in the Doorman Household and The Five year old Son of Uzi and N was playing with his fan favorite Blocks that His Mom made For Him on his fourth birthday while waiting for her to finish a assignment that she was doing in her office. She told him that she would be working for a hour on her Lab that he has heard her talk about for a while. He didn’t understand what was so important about it but he wasn’t going to ponder on that.
But what He was going to wonder about is that He was starting to get a bit bored being by himself in the living room. Dad was busy with something for a bit in his and mom’s room and he told him to not cause trouble. But then he remembered that Dad earlier today talked about his mom being stressed.
“I don’t know what that means but it seems bad.” Sub saids to himself while getting up from the floor.
Mom being stressed out does not sound like a good thing to happen especially if she’s trying to work on something. But then he had an idea. What if he went to her office and asked if she wanted to play with him for a bit. Dad didn’t say anything about not leaving the living room so that seemed like a good idea to do.
”Yeah. I will go to Mom's office and asks if she wants to play with me for a bit.” Sub then declares to himself while getting up from the floor.
So Sub Picked up all of blocks and made his way to His Mom's office happily to see if she would want to play With him for a bit.
Uzi Pov
Uzi’s Office
Meanwhile within the slighty dimmed Lights of her office working on work was Uzi Doorman. The savior of The universe and Copper Nine and current Host of the solver was currently struggling to make a new gun as a part of her new lab that she was having in production by using a old department that the bunker had at her disposal.
So while She was trying to make This brand new Gun IT Decided to Make its appearance once again. The very Being that tried to Destroy the universe. Her Ultimate foe. The Absolute of the CYN as it Refers to itself as sometimes rear it’s Voice from Her tail.
“Giggle. Hello Fweind."
“Sigh. Hi You.” Uzi says to CYN in a unamused manner.
”What are you doing? Can I bite it? Use it to destroy this pathetic bunker?” CYN asks Uzi many questions about what she is doing.
”Yeah. None of that is happening.” Uzi says to it While pushing the gun Across the desk To get it out of its Reach. “This Gun is a part of my lab that I’m working on and opening up soon and I don’t want any interruptions from you.”
“Boring.”
“Well. That’s the Adult life for you.” Uzi tells CYN while trying not to make direct contact with it In protest at its appearance.
”How about Just one blast from the gun. Pwetty please?”
”Listen Up you Stick. I have a lot of work to Do between My Lab and a Dinner later this week with My mom and Dad. I don’t need your pestering Today. So go back offline and let me have my actual tail for a while.”
”Lame. Fine Bossy.”
So CYN turned herself off and returning Uzi’s tail back to her used and then she let out a groan of annoyance.
“Ugh. I wish I could just shut its mouth for once while I work.” Uzi then says to herself.
Uzi surely Wish that it would for once Be quiet while she worked for once in its existence. But that’s the gamble she took with Having to Eat It’s Core as It was the only solution to save the universe. Also She wouldn't have any of this without doing that action so she had to thank it for something even if it meant dealing with its annoying mouth for years. She’s lucky that it’s never tried to take over her body again as that’s a hell she’s not going through again.
But while she was dealing with all of these thoughts within in her CPU she then heard the door open up which made her turn her head around and saw that it was her Son there with his Blocks.
“Hi Mommy.” Sub says to her.
“Oh. Hey Sub. Weren’t you playing in the Living Room?” Uzi says to Sub wondering what he was doing here with his fan favorite blocks.
”I was. But I heard Dad say earlier today that you were stressed and I wanted to see if you wanted to play with me for a bit."
Sub found out that she was being stressed out? That’s very Smart of him. Guess her Mom was right about Five Year Olds being smart in their own way. I guess it couldn’t hurt to take a break for few to play with Her Son.
“Ok Sub. I will play for a bit with you.” She says to him while getting up from her Chair and sitting down on the floor.
“Thanks Mom.” Sub says to his Mom while putting the blocks down on the Floor.
So Sub And Uzi played with the Blocks for a bit which to Uzi was a good refresher from all the Work she has been doing for the past hour. Would who have thought that she would be a good mother considering she had no prior experience with parenting before do to her Dad and mom being absent for a long time but after Five Years with Sub she became a expert at this.
So while She and Sub we’re continuing to play with the blocks she then heard the Door fully open up and Saw from the Floor that N was there with a look of confusion on his visor which both Uzi and Sub were alerted to his presence and turn their attention to the Door.
“Dad!” Sub Happily says to His Father’s presence.
”Ohhh. N. Hi honey.” Uzi said to her husband surprised to see him there at the door.
“Weren’t you working on the preparations for your Lab?” He asks Her with a curious expression on his Screen.
"Yes I was. But i was trying to piece together a gun but then I got distracted by CYN while working on my stuff for the lab and then Sub wanted me to play with his Blocks and then...
"Ok. Ok. I understand." N saids easing her from the rant.
”Why did I think that the adult life was going to be Easy?” She asks Him.
”Because in comparison to saving the universe it would be a cakewalk I recall you saying?”
“Yeah. Yeah. I remember.” Uzi Replies to him.
”I’m just playing with you.” He tells her jokingly.
“I know.” Uzi says to Him.
“So i finished the Paper work that your Dad wanted me to fill out regarding you owning the department and it’s all set and stapled.” N then explains and Tells Uzi.
“When did you get so Smart?” She remarks To Him.
”Years of Training from you Uzi.”
”Aww. Don’t flatter me.” Uzi saids to N while putting a block on top of One of Sub’s.
“So? Is any other paper work do you want to do?” N then asks Uzi.
“Hmmm. Did you do sign the other set of papers that were for the scrap department allowing me to share their Metal?” She then tells Him.
”Right! I was just about to get to those papers but I was going to check on Sub to see where he went and I decided to check your Office as that was the next likely place he would be.” He tells her while smiling. “I will go that for you right away.”
So N headed out of the rear of the Door back to His and Uzi’s Room to go to that second set of papers while Uzi and Sub continued to play with the blocks for a bit until she eventually would have to go back to her work. All and All it was another regular Normal Day within The Doorman Household and Uzi Wouldn’t trade anything for this normalcy.
Notes:
And we’re at the end of this first Chapter. I hoped you enjoyed the family fluff as there’s more soonish.)
And Here’s some information about My In canon Nuzi Kid for those curious.
Name - Sub Doorman
Age - Five Years old.
- The Sub stands for submarine Gun.
- Has Uzi’s Hair and N’s Eye color.
- Asks a lot of Questions.
- Likes his Mom and Dad’s bed time stories. (Which is basically the Plot of the main series for five year olds)
Chapter 2: A visit from Grandmom
Summary:
N tries to get on Nori’s good Side As the Son In Law while she tells Sub Some embrassing Secrets about Uzi.
Notes:
Here’s the Next part of this non chronological story showcasing a regular visit from Nori to The Doorman Household.
Timeline - A week before Last Chapter.
(Also Nori Got herself A rebuilted body in the between years by Uzi.)
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Doorman Chronicles
Chapter 2 - A visit from Grandma
By Lokeefe2023
N Pov
Today was the day. The day that He was going to get on Nori’s good side after so long. Nori was coming over today as she wanted to see Uzi and Sub as it's been a bit and she couldn’t wait until the Dinner That was happening next week. Also Uzi said that she could come over to see them.
He and Nori’s Relationship has not been the best. It was mainly on Nori’s side of the son in law relationship as he managed to get on Khan’s good side after all these years but Nori was just as stubborn about old events as Uzi is. Must be as Khan calls it that Doorman Data.
So This visit will give N the opportunity to try and get on her goodside. Normally he would be having a conversation with Uzi to see if she could help him out but this time he's decided to go solo for this occasion. Sub was currently in the room with him while he was waiting for Nori to show up as Uzi told him she would be there around 5:30 and it was 5:29 currently.
But then He and Sub both hear the Door open up and N Saw that Nori was there who immediately saw Sub there on the Floor.
“Awww. There’s the grandson of the hour.”
“Grandma!” Sub Happily calls out to her while getting up from the floor and Going towards her with Her picking him up.
”How's my little bug been?”
“It’s been good. Kindergarten has been going well.” He tells Nori while smiling at Her.
“That’s good to Hear.”
So While Nori was playing with Sub in her arms she then noticed that N was there nervously waving to her.
"Hey Nori." He then said to her.
“Oh. You’re here too.” Nori then saids To N in a bland tone.
”Hehehe. Yep it’s me. The son in law.” N then nervously saids to Nori.
“Yep.” She says in a bland tone to him.
Then it was quiet for a few seconds until she returned her visor’s look back to Sub.
“Alright you little bug. I’m going to go find your mom to talk to her for a little while. You stay here ok.” Nori then says to Sub.
”Sure thing Grandma Nori.”
So Nori Put Sub down on the floor and then headed off to Uzi’s office while giving a Stare at N who was now digitally sweating in nervousness until she left the room and He breathed a sigh of relief. Then it was quiet for a few seconds until Sub looked up at N and said.
“Dad? Why does Grandma Nori not like to talk to you a lot?”
”Well Sub. It's Because me and Her don’t have the best relationship.” He explains to Sub. “I kinda sorta got off on the wrong foot with her on our first meeting where.. A bunch of Things happened.”
“Why don’t you try to get on her good side?" Sub then Suggests to him.
”I have been trying. But she is as stubborn as your mom.”
“Oh. That makes sense.” Sub says while Making a o Mouth motion.
”Yeah. But Maybe this visit will be the chance I get to change her opinion on me.” He happily tells Sub.
“So should you go follow her to Mom's room and talk to her with Mom there?." Sub suggests to him.
You know. That wasn’t a bad idea actually. Nori was usually a lot more talkative to him whenever Uzi was around as Uzi also wants her to be more open to talking to him. So that was it. He was going to go into his wife's office and join into their conversations politely.
"That's actually a good idea Sub. I'm going to go talk to your mom and grandma for a bit. Do you think you will be fine for a bit?" N then says and asks Sub while looking down.
"You're welcome Dad. I will be fine. I’ll just play with My toys while you’re gone."
"Ok Sub. Wish me luck."
So N headed off to Uzi’s Office to see if he could try and get on Nori’s Good side as the Son In Law.
Uzi's Office
Uzi POV
Meanwhile Within Uzi's Office she was Looking Over the documents that The colony Gave her about Owning her own Building as part of her lab idea that's she’s been working on for a while. But while she was looking over These documents she then heard a knock at the door which startled her. So she turns around within her chair and sees her Mom there at the doorway.
"Mom. You're here. A bit early." Uzi says to her mom, surprised she was already.
"What do I say? Better to be early than late." She replies to her while Walking into the Room."So how's the progress on your new goal Sweetie?"
"Fine. Just Trying to read through these documents that I got from the colony about my building for the lab.” She explains to Nori.
“That’s my daughter! Always achieving new heights as she should.” Nori congratulates Uzi on her new Adventure.
”Thanks Mom.”
Nori was always supportive of whatever Goal she had in mind ever since she came back from the underground. She was also very proud of her for Managing to Rebuild her a new body by herself as a thank you for helping her figure out how to save The universe.
So While Uzi and Nori continue their little talk for a bit they both then hear some noise coming towards them and both see that it was N there at the Doorway.
“Hey Uzi. Hey Nori.” He then says to them both.
”Hi N. Where’s Sub?” She asks N.
”He’s in the living room playing with his toys.” He tells her.
“Ok N.” She Says to Him.
Then she noticed her Mom was Having a Unamused Look on her face after N Walked in. She must’ve already talked to Him when she came into the house and is already being on her not acknowledging N phase. Sometimes she wishes that her Mom would just fully accept N as her son in law. Dad has done it so why couldn’t she? But to be fair if she was killed by one of them and had to live in an underground area for 17 years while also trying to stop a universe ending virus she would not acknowledge them as a family member as well.
“So Uzi.” Nori Then says to her. “Guess what I happened to find before I came here.”
Then in a quick second Nori pulled out a Picture from her Pocket which was A picture of Uzi as A UNN wearing Nori’s Worker Helmet with Nori holding her.
"Mom! Why did you happen to have that picture?!" Uzi says in shock that she happened to have on her.
“Because I was doing some cleaning earlier today At The house and I saw this picture of Us and I couldn’t resist seeing it again and you seeing It.” Nori explains to Her.
"Awww! She's wearing a Cute big helmet on her little pill Baby Body." N says while looking at the picture.
"Don't get absorbed in by the cuteness N. I was just playing with it." Uzi tries to warn N and explains to him.
"But you’re so Cute.”
“I’m not Cute!”
“Not going to lie Sweetie. You are kinda cute in this Picture.” Nori then adds in.
“Are there Other pictures of her like this? N then asks Nori.
”I hope there are not.” Uzi hoped to herself knowing that there probably are more pictures.
”Yes there are. I have a collection of them.” Nori says out loud.
”Ugh. Ok I’m going to take my break from work for a bit and also Check on Sub in the living Room.” Uzi says to them both while getting up from her Chair leaving N and Nori there in the room.
Then it was quiet for a few seconds between both of them as Nori then suddenly realized to herself that She was having a genuine conversation with a murder drone. Maybe Uzi was right. with their previous conversations and she should be more accepting of Her husband. Then she saw him turn his Head towards her with a smile on his face. He was actually enjoying the baby pictures unlike Uzi was. Sure it was probably because she was getting second hand embarrassment from them but he was still interested in them. So Nori then took a breath in and then said to N…
”Alright Murder Drone. I will try to be a bit more accepting of you like Uzi has been suggesting to me.”
”Really?” N says while slowly wagging his tail in slight happiness.
”Yes. But Don’t expect it to be A quick process. I'm still stubborn about the past.” She then Tells Him in a strict manner. “But maybe moving past it will be easier if I acknowledge you as my Daughter's husband more often.
”Oh Thank You Mother in Law. I promise I will be the best Son in law you will ever have.” N declares to Her while saluting.
”Ok. But first thing. Don’t call me Mother in law.”
Notes:
Yeah. Nori is still trying to get to used to N but she is warming up a bit. It’s still going to still be a process for both of them but it will eventually work out.
Chapter 3: The Absolute of the CYN
Summary:
CYN Tries it’s best to Make Sub join it on the dark side but to No avail.
Notes:
Time for some “Bonding” between the Aunt CYN and Sub.
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles
Chapter 3- The Absolute of the CYN
By Lokeefe2023
Sub Pov
The Living Room
Sub Doorman was currently sitting on the couch currently reading a Book that was suited to him. After a incident that happened last week that involved him going through His Mom’s room and finding something called a manga and asking his mom what it was which resulted in her telling him that she will explain to him when he’s older and then gave him a alphabet book to read while she was going to be on a call. And so that’s where he was right now Going over this ABC’s while his Mom was on a call on the other side of the Couch.
So while he was continuing to read he then a Little Laugh and a giggle from the left of him. it was that mean snake who was resigning inside of His Mom’s tail that was a part of something related to his parents Past and how they began their relationship.
“Giggle. Hello nephew.”
“Mean Snake. What are you doing?” He asks it While putting down his Book to talk to it.
”Annoyed. I’m not a mean snake. I’m the Absolute of The CYN. The eater of many worlds.” It declares to him.
“Absolute of The CYN? That’s not a name.” He says to him.
”It is definitely a name. And I have a favor to ask of you. Join me in destroying this bunker.”
”I don’t know if can do that. My mom said no distractions while she was on the phone.” Sub tells The Absolute of the CYN.
”Your Mom is a big meanie. She’s the reason why I’m even apart of her now. This pathetic world couldn’t have been mine if it weren’t for her and big brother.”
“I thought that you trying to infect Mom with something that was bad.”
“How dare you insult the Absolute of the CYN. I have more power then you can ever dream of. And it could be all be yours if you let me in.” It Declares to Sub.
”But you are already inside the house.” Sub then saids to CYN.
“Work with me Kid. She’s been keeping you to a constant cycle of Repeating things. Don’t you want to be free?”
“No. I like going to kindergarten. It’s fun to go to.” Sub tells CYN.
”You’re as stubborn as Your Mother. Resisting my requests. Fighting back. Just accept it and all of my power can be yours to use. And then together we can eat the universe and this bunker.”
“Alright! That’s enough from You!” A femaine Voice then saids out loud which alerted both CYN and Sub.
“Oh. It’s Big sister Uzi.” CYN Says to Uzi who has turned her head to Face the Tail.
”Are you trying to Manipulate my Son?” She asks Him.
”No? Shake Head.”
“Sub. Was she talking to you while I was on the phone.” She then asks Sub.
”Yes. I didn’t know what she was talking about though.” He tells Uzi honestly.
“I was just playing. Giggle.” The Absolute of the CYN Tells Uzi while smiling through its Snake month. “Also Where’s the bow I placed for you on the table this morning.”
“I threw it out. It’s not my style as I told you.” Uzi says to it in an anger tone. “Now could you turn off and stop bothering for a while. I already had to teach Thad how to use a screwdriver over the phone. I don’t need you bothering me now.”
“Mad. Fine.”
So Cyn Turned off returning Uzi’s Tail back to purple with Uzi then letting out a groan of annoyance after that happened with Sub then moving over towards His Mom on the couch
“The Mean snake in your Tail is weird Mom.” He then says to her.
”Yep. And it’s been very annoying to deal with in the past and now.” Uzi responds to Him.
”I have a question Mom?” Sub then asks his mom.
”What it is Sub?”
“Why does the absolute or whatever it’s called like to call me nephew?”
“That’s a long story.”
Notes:
Yeah. I’m one of the few that strangely believes that in the Post credit scene that both the Solver and CYN fuse together to become one entity with both of their personalities fully embedded together here in my post Canon future.
Chapter 4: Meeting the Cousin.
Summary:
Sub Is excited to Meet his New cousin that’s he’s been hearing about for the past Week and it’s not what he was expecting.
Notes:
So are you ready to meet a new Oc/ sorta fan kid in this Au?
(See the end of the chapter for more notes.)
Chapter Text
Murder Drones - Doorman Chronicles
Chapter 4- Meeting the Cousin.
By Lokeefe2023
Sub Pov
The living Room
Sub was patiently Waiting in the living room with a big smile on his Digital Screen as the best thing to happen all Week was coming soon to his House. He was getting to meet his new Cousin from Aunt V and Lizzy when they came over in a few. V and Lizzy were the best aunts that he could have as they were always good at babysitting him whenever His mom and Dad went out for a Date. So the possibility that he Could have A cousin to play with While the Adults did Adult Things was exciting to him.
Then He heard the door begin to open up slightly and he Immediately ran to the Door so see his new cousin. But to his surprise he didn’t see V and Lizzy there at the Door. But instead he saw a Tall worker Drone With Long Black Hair and in A Pink and Yellow Shirt and Jacket respectively which was very weird to Sub. Where was his cousin or V and Lizzy? And who was this worker? So he decided to ask the tall Drone who she was.
“Who are you?”
Then it was quiet for a few seconds until The Girl had a look at him on the floor and then immediately saids to him while picking him up while in aww at his Cuteness.
”Awwww! You’re so Cute.”
”Ahh! This is a violation of my Non-family members being allowed to pick me up.” Sub try’s to tell the Female Drone while She holds and picks him up.
“V was right about you. You are smart for a five year old.” The Girl then says to Sub.
”How do you know about Aunt V stranger?” He then asks her after hearing that name.
”Because I’m your cousin.”
”Cousin? No you’re not? You’re Old.” Sub Then says to Her While making a pouting face at Her.
"Hmm. Ohhhh. I think you were expecting someone younger were you?" The girl thinks to herself and then says to Sub while Shutting the door behind her with her Right hand while holding Sub in the other. "It must be confusing to you since you were probably expecting someone a bit younger.”
”Yeah.” Sub says to Her while She then put him down on the ground. “So why are you older? Are you controlling a different body like the mean snake in My Mom’s Tail?”
”Ummm. No? You must have a big imagination." She tells him while giving a very confused look around wondering what he’s referring to. ”I was… Let's just say I was found by your aunt’s last week and they wanted to make sure if I was available to be adopted by them after a bit of a investigation from them.”
“So is that why you’re older?” Sub asks Her.
”Yeah.” She tells Sub. "I'm 17. So practically a young adult but not at the same time."
“Oh. I guess that makes sense.” He says to her now understanding this. “So how has it been with Aunt V and Lizzy as your parents?”
“It’s been great. At first they were a bit Unsure about me staying with them after my ummm but they eventually came around on me and love me as the daughter.
“Say? Where are Aunt V and Lizzy?” He then asks Jane after realizing that they haven’t shown up yet to the Door yet.
“There are in Work at the WDF for a while but they told me that I could come over for a bit to say Hi to you. Also because they kinda skipped their job for a bit to take care of Me.” Jane explains to him.
”Do Mom and Dad know about this?” Sub asks Jane.
“They told them about me coming by for a little bit.” She tells him. “I have something to do to get ready for my new school.”
“You have School Too?” Sub says in surprise at this comment.
”Yep. I’m starting my new year of high school next week and I’m getting my self set up to be prepared to own the year and finally reach my goal of being a inventor I have set so long ago.”
“Oh. So like the job my mom has right now? That’s so cool.” Sub says in amazement at that idea Jane Told her.
“Well your mom is pretty famous around this whole planet. So it’s expected that Some people would want to follow in her footsteps.” She explains to Sub.
“Drones are inspired by my Mom’s heroic efforts? That’s so cool.”
”It sure is.” Jane tells him. “With parents like yours you’re probably pretty popular in your classes I take it.”
“What’s being popular?” Sub asks her. “Aunt Lizzy and V mention it a lot and I still don’t know what it means.”
”Same here.” Jane replies back to with while shrugging.
Notes:
So Yeah. The powers within me Gave V and Lizzy A adopted Daughter. (The orgin of her and the events she told Sub will be explained in a Future Arc.)
I actually have a bunch of information on Her along with V and Lizzy (Plus another Oc that’s Connected to V and Lizzy’s new Job) on My Tumblr which I linked down below.
Tumblr link - https://www.tumblr.com/lokeefe19/769681785990873088/murder-drones-post-canon-au-v-and-lizzy?source=share