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"The internet is truly a strange place, isn't it?"
Pip was used to the bullying infact it was just normal. At this point, he didn't know what to do anyway
As he ran down the streets, he came across tweek Bros and walked in the suspicious store
"Um.. hello?"
He looked at the clock it's 3:00PM there closing time is 4:00 pm
Tweek startled by sudden voice turned quickly at the unknown person
Oh. It was pip
"ARG... ... WHAT DO U WANT MAN..????"
"Oh, cheerio tweek! May I have a small coffee?"
".."
he just stayed silent and turned around and left the room.. the brit was confused by this action, but suddenly , when tweek came back with a small coffee that's perfectly done!
"...that's gonna- AGH.. be 1,839,920.23 cents..."
"Oh dearie, i might not have that much money!"
..
He got banned from tweeks bros.
he stood up and brushed his outfit, getting all dirt off and walked away head down
what shall i do now? He thought
he walked home and he fixed his cap on his head, positioning it properly
when he got home he ran to his room and dropped on the ground sighing
He got up and went on his computer
(how did he get it?.... . . Idk..)
He went on Twitter and scrolled down at a few tweets
@president.ig
Do those north Koreans think anyone here is scared tweek will go straight to those door steps and shoot them with a gun and dance on the bodys and shit on it
Likes: 1M Reposts: 1M Comments: 100
He sighed again what's is seriously with him and Koreans its not like they killed his family so what?
He sat what now? He questioned
He scrolled down for a few hours till he saw a questioning tweet
He clicked on it and got shivers down his spine just by reading it
@UNKNOWN
Want to be freed from society? And NOT get bullied? Click here for free!! insert.link.com
Likes: 0 reposts: 1 comments: 0
He stared at it.
One repost yet no comments? Sure it's normal bit who would repost this? It looks like a ad but everything else looks perfectly normal
Plus who would have there username as unknown seems really suspicious...
"I don't understand, Why would this pop up on here?.. it's obviously a scam.. maybe I should just scroll down anyway"
A notification suddenly appeared on his laptop
Huh.?
Message by: &#^$#(
"Click on the link now."
What in the bloody hell was this..?
This obviously was bonkers! Why would he click this silly link, and who is this person?!
He suddenly felt something touching his shoulder and turned around quickly.
There was nothing...
Maybe it was just because he was nervous? Perhaps so..
He looked back on the laptop another nofication?..
Message by: &#^$#(
Don't be afraid, phillip.
What!? Now this person knows his name! He didn't even put his name on Twitter due to, of course he would know.
Hate.
He is panicked what will HE do now?! Does he respond saying no thank u or does he click the link?
Sure yeah it suspicious but he doesn't want to be mean at all!!
He looked around the room
Then to his clock
2:00AM
It's a school day today he doesn't want to miss it..
He decided to close his laptop. He can't deal with this now its too... troublesome
He puts on his pajamas and jumped onto his bed and thought for a few minutes
What was that still?
He was unsure yes. But he also wondered what was in that link
Phillip couldn't risk thinking about it for the whole night since he needed sleep anyway
Beep Beep beep!!
..
Beep Beep beep!!!!!
He sighed ... but was happy anyway
He slowly got up and putted on his clothes
He went downstairs and went straight to the kitchen he got himself a cuppa of tea
He walked at the door smiling
Maybe this day won't be so bad after all!
As he walked into school he noticed lots of people on their phones texting
Wow lots of people sure do like the internet.
His eyes started to glance at estella, gregory and pocket and ran while waving at them
"Cherrio lads!"
He said
Estella glance at his direction
"Hello you smelly rotten skinned rat."
"Hello estella I hope you'll have a wonderful jolly day today!"
She rolled her eyes
..
"Ok."
Pocket soon turned to phillip
"How phillip it is truly good that u are here indeed! Have you heard about the news lately?"
Pip tilted his head
"Oh deary no.. what is it?"
Gregory puts his hands on his hips and said
"It appears that the fat one here has literally ruined Wendy's and stan girlfriend and boyfriend bond in ikea just because of a terrible stupid reason"
He then gives a sad expression
"Sadly Wendy still doesn't seem that interested in me in any way"
Pip looked uncomfortable by this news
"Oh.. is that why people are on there phones at this time?:
"No you stupid sack of spoiled rotten samen! It's because they had a huge big fight about it. Not like I care anyway those two ugly rats were toxic anyways."
Huh.
Suddenly phillip got a huge nofication again on his phone this time
Message by: &#^$#(
don't think I forgot what you did. Click that link now or your freinds will pay, times ticking.
Pip gets really uncomfortable about this
"Oh.. um!!... sorry I have to go.. I need to use the.. the.. umm.. restroom on goodness yes! Restooms!. Farewell!"
He quickly ran to the male restrooms
The 3 were left with a suspicious face
"Huh.. what's wrong with him today?"
Gregory questioned
He looked at estella. Then at pocket
"Oh I assure you I'm not quite sure myself all I know is he looked at his phone then left maybe its a emergency or a meeting?"
"With who? It's not like much people like him anyway"
Gregory glances at estella
And Estella glance at Gregory
"For one I don't really care where the pathetic squirt of vaginal discharge goes."
Gregory sighed oh well...
Phillip. Was.. PANICKING.
First he finds a random tweet on Twitter then some random person texted him to click it and now this person is threatening HIS FREINDS????
He moved across the room quickly thinking of what to do
The person said time was ticking but what do they mean?!
The bathroom doors opens
"Oh hello phillip! How are you doing today fella??"
It's butters!!!
Pip stopped what he was doing and slowly turned to butters.
"Oh my jolly fine Leo! How are you this good day?"
Butters smiled and said " I'm doing okay!"
"What are you doing though?"
Pip didn't know what to tell him.. should he tell butters a lie? That wouldn't be very gentleman of him at all would it?!.. but then he could possibly or so get told on...
"Oh I'm just thinking of ideas! For something important!"
Butters brightened
"Oh oh! What so important? Could I be included???"
Pip was sweating
"Oh.. well.. um.. I can't say! It's something.. uh.."
Butters slightly smiled
"Oh its okay if u don't tell me fella just come to me if u change u mind!"
Pip sighs
"Thank you very much Leopold!"
Butters after dealing with his business leaves
And Pip was STILL panicking
He couldn't still figure out what to do
He decided to text the most reasonable person to talk to..
Phillip pirrup: oh pocket I have a question!
Pocket:Oh jolly! what is it phillip?
Phillip pirrup: so on a unrelated topic just a concept what if .. youseealinkontwitterandsomehowapersontextesutoopenthelinkbutyoudontknowwhattochoosebecauseyoudonyknowthispersonsougotopetthenthissomehowpersonasksutoopenitorelseyourfreinds will die???
Pocket: ...
Pocket: I think I would open it!
Phillip pirrup: right-o!
He clicked on the tweet again
He looks at it for a few minutes
..
So.. here we go??...
He clicks on the link
...