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“I told you you should’ve cut the green wire!”  

“I had smoke in my eyes, Ichikawa!”  

“You still blew up the whole restaurant!!”  

“Nobody was hurt!”  

“THAT’S NOT THE POINT!!”  

Kafka stared at Reno with puppy dog eyes. “Pleeeeaseeee forgive me, Ichikawaaaa!!”  

Reno crossed his arms and mopped a spot on the floor. “Because of you, we must mop the whole agency! Why should I!”  

“I’ll do anythingggg!!” Kafka pleaded, practically groveling at Reno’s feet.  

Reno grumbled. “Fine. Give me your turkey sandwiches for a whole week.”  

Kafka gasped. “WHAT?!”  

“Either that or I’m leaving you to mop by yourself.”  

“Ughhhhhhh fiiineee.” Kafka groaned, mopping the floor with disappointment.  

Reno chuckled. “You’re a strange one, senpai.”